My Author Sucks

[Tristan]

Has your author ruined your life? Here is a place where all the characters can talk and rant about their authors. (characters only please. We don't want any of you over-controlling authors.)

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

Hi, I'm Scottie Bealos, and my author ruined my life. She killed me at 5 years old simply to give my main character an obstacle that she had motivation to get over. So she literally got rid of my life.

[Daisy]

I'm Kian (no, I don't have a last name, she hasn't given me one) and my author wants me to get pregnant! Can you beleive it! I'm a butt-kicking demon hunte!!

I'm Shift, I'm an rp charrie but my author killed my baby and then me!

[RedPath]

I'm not here to stay! But my characters want me to quickly announce that they'll be commenting here as soon as their accounts are set up.

-dodges grenades, bullets, daggers and flying pianos thrown by other people's charries-

[Tristan]

BOO!!! NO AUTHORS!!!

[Mitch]

Yeah, authors, get out of here.

[[deleted user]]

Mitchell wrote: "Yeah, authors, get out of here."

Crikey, you're rude.

[Rosalia]

RedPath ~Enna-girl~ wrote: "I'm not here to stay! But my characters want me to quickly announce that they'll be commenting here as soon as their accounts are set up.

-dodges grenades, bullets, daggers and flying pianos thr..."

You might have wanted to have posted that elsewhere. This is for characters ONLY.

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

hi, everybody, my name is Katie Mayfair, Lieutenant Mayfair's daughter. My stupid author had some crazy assassin dude sneak into my room and stab me in the stomach(i died, too!)! Have you ever been stabbed in the stomach? I bet you havent. I don't advise it. Like, at all. Not fun.

[Mitch]

The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "Yeah, authors, get out of here."

Crikey, you're rude."

You bum.

[Mitch]

Jordan wrote: "hi, everybody, my name is Katie Mayfair, Lieutenant Mayfair's daughter. My stupid author had some crazy assassin dude sneak into my room and stab me in the stomach(i died, too!)! Have you ever been..."

Ever been burned so bad you almost died? PAINFUL. Not fun.

[Acacia]

I'm Caitlin, speaking on behalf of all of my fellow characters when I say: Don't EVEN get me started.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

Hi, I'm Elda and my author has ruined my life... In way too many ways to explain. I used to be this strong, self sufficient person, then she had to kill my best friend and make me this little teenager in q hole of despair.

Thanks, Maria

[[deleted user]]

Mitchell wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "Yeah, authors, get out of here."

Crikey, you're rude."

You bum."

You punk.

[Mitch]

The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "Yeah, authors, get out of here."

Crikey, you're rude."

You bum."

You punk."

Twit.

[Rosalia]

Mitchell wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Mitchell wrote: "Yeah, authors, get out of here."

Crikey, you're rude."

You bum."

You punk."

Twit."

Ahh the wonderful conversation between a character and an author.

[Chrysanta]

Beautiful, isn't it?

[Mitch]

It's fabulous.

[Chrysanta]

Good word for it.

[Mitch]

O.O
Hayley just swore.

How did I not catch that?

[Chrysanta]

Yeah, she does. In Misery Business for sure. But I can't remember the others....

[Mitch]

No, it wasn't a Paramore song, it was that Teenagers one she did for that movie Jennifer's Body (which I have not seen and don't want to see, by the way).

[Chrysanta]

Oh, I din't wanna see it either....

Seriously? She must have been singing quickly....

[Mitch]

Not really...I think I was just zoning out in the beauty of her voice.

[Chrysanta]

XD niiiiiiice. Though I have to admit, she has an amazing voice...

Here's some advice: Don't ask Rosalia on her opinion on Hayley or Paramore.

[Mitch]

I'll be offended, correct?

[Chrysanta]

Maybe. She doesn't know what Paramore is. I feel bad for her, really.

[Mitch]

Oh. Well, I can introduce her to the magic.

[Chrysanta]

Yeah, you should :) Even now she's still getting used to the idea of computers and the internet. It's really hilarious fascinating to see her trying to use 21st century stuff.

She'll be blown away!

[Mitch]

Yes! I'll show her some YouTube vids of a Paramore concert! Who wouldn't be blown away by that?

[Chrysanta]

You have a point! Go Mitch!

[Mitch]

*air-punch* YES!

[Chrysanta]

Spread the love of Paramore throughout the world!

[Mitch]

And Flyleaf!

[Chrysanta]

I ADORE Flyleaf. A girl screamo band alway gets a thumb up from me and RP

[Mitch]

Well, only one of them's a girl, but still.

[Chrysanta]

I know, but still. I like screamo bands WITH girls.

[Mitch]

Indeed. I don't usually like screamo, but Flyleaf is FABULOUS.

[Chrysanta]

XD You seem to like that word.

[Mitch]

I do. It's a fabulous word. *does the eyebrow thing*

[Chrysanta]

-giggle- nice :)

[Mitch]

Do you listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers?

[Chrysanta]

I haven't really, but right now RedPath is jumping up and down because you mentioned them.

[Mitch]

*laughs*

I'm listening to Snow.

[Chrysanta]

Haha awesome :) I'll look it up later.

But I got to go now because everyones going to sleep :( Later!

[Mitch]

Bye!

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

I'm back!!!

[Mitch]

Howdy.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives]]

Haha sorry posted on the wrong topic :P

[Mitch]

Nice.