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Things Stephanie has destroyed
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Has anyone counted up how many handcuffs she's lost?
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Don't forget about her hair -- she's messed that up at least twice, once in Four to Score where Morelli pacifies her with his Duc and once in To The Nines when she has to cut it short.
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Mazda Miata-Repossessed by Lenny Gruber.
Chevy Nova-Left for dead, which is OK since it had already been vandalized and had no muffler, tailpipe or radio.
Joe's Cherokee-According to the morning paper, "unexplained explosion".
Two for the Dough
Jeep Wrangler-Stolen in front of The House of Eternal Slumber.
Stiva's Funeral home- blew up in explusion
Three to Get Deadly
Baby Nissan Pickup-Bad carburetor since day one. High school kids called it a "fartmobile". Finally met it's maker in the form a of a rocket launcher. Blown to pieces. R.I.P. baby pickup.
Four to Score
CRX-Soaked in gasoline and ignited by a discarded cigarette butt from Mrs. Nowicki.
Lula's Firebird-Blown up with the CRX. That's what you get for parking next to Stephanie.
High Five
Porsche Boxter-Sideswiped by a garbage truck and later exploded into flames.
Garbage Truck-Parked next to Boxter. Blew up and then fell on what remained of the Boxter.
BMW-Stolen, but thief was kind enough to leave the plates and registration number.
Hot Six
Honda Civic-Fire started from wacky tobacky use by Mooner and Reefer.
Rollswagon-A few dents, but mostly too embarrassing for even Stephanie to drive.
Mitchell and Habib's Lincoln-Not really Stephanie's fault. Car was trashed by Morris Munson driving like a maniac in his Crown Victoria.
Carpet Car-Caught on fire from flaming dog poop in a bag.
Seven Up
Honda CRV-Crumpled up like an accordion by DeChooch in a Cadillac.
Hard Eight
Honda CRV-Fire bombed by a rabbit.
Honda CRV-Same rabbit doused the CRV in starter fluid and lit a match to it.
Ranger's Truck-Went up in flames from a package tossed into the bed. Probably the same rotten rabbit.
Ten Big Ones
Ford Escape-Made it through To the Nines, only to be fire bombed by Red Devil Robber at the beginning of Ten Big Ones.
$200 Lincoln Town Car-Sprayed with graffiti and shot to bits by The Slayers.
Eleven on Top
Stephanie's Saturn SL-Car bomb set off when Mama Macaroni turned the ignition.
Joe's SUV (make unmentioned)Blew up with his garage. Along with Stephanies cello
Twelve Sharp
No cars were destroyed in Twelve Sharp. Instead she went through some men.
Joe Morelli-Got beat up rescuing Stephanie and Lula from a bar brawl.
Tank-Took one to the "the boys" while trying to help apprehend the old lady who works at the Pleasure Treasure.
Ranger-Took a few bullets to the chest (was wearing a vest) while playing decoy to capture Scrog.
Between Twelve Sharp and Lean Mean Thirteen
Mini Cooper-Traded it with her sister Valerie for an Escape, because it was too hard to get the bad guys in the back of the Cooper.
Ford Escape-Tree fell on it.
Lean Mean Thirteen
Crown Vic-After having the back window blown out and a squirrel explode all over the inside, it is left for dead on the side of the road.