Good vs Evil discussion
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Drop something and kill yourself with it
(sorry about disappearing like that)i pick up the paper but the nahborhood drugies jump me and drown me in the river. i drop a watch
((no prob, I did that yesterday for a few hours))
I pick up the watch to find that it's cracked, I throw it into the river, but a giant fish comes and attacks me for polluting. I drop an acrylic fingernail.
I pick up the watch to find that it's cracked, I throw it into the river, but a giant fish comes and attacks me for polluting. I drop an acrylic fingernail.
i pick up the nail and give it to my sis she gets mad at me and pushes me. i slip and break my neck falling down the stairs. i drop a horn
I pick up the horn and start acting like Teddy Roosevelt and get locked up in an insane asylum. I die of malnutrition. I drop a strayjacket.
i pick up the jacket and try it on. i get stuck and can't get out of the room im in i die of starvation. i drop a cofee cup
I pick up the coffee cup and make some French Press. I accidentally don't take out the grit and I choke and die. I drop an atomic supercollider.
I pick it up and try it on as a hat, but I can't see and run into a moving car and drop a bit of bacon fat.
I come back to life and eat the bacon fat. I find out I'm allergic and die. I drop a piece of paper with a phone number on it.
I find the key and look at it. It's so shiny I get blinded and fall under a car. I die, and drop a Blazers hat.
I pick up the blazers hat I try it on then someone points a gun at my head I freak out run into the street and get hit by a car I drop a battery charger
I pick up the battery charger and walk home. I plug it in, as my I-phone is out of batteries. I overcharge it and it explodes. I die, and drop a laptop chip.
I pick up the laptop chip, but some random criminal is looking for it and shoots me because I have it. I drop a piece of scrap paper.
i pick up a piece of paper that has a quantam phisics formula for an atom bomb on it and a terrist comes and slits my throat. I drop a key.
i pick up the key and open the door it goes to. i get mauled to death by the animals there and drop a book
I pick up the rose and bring it to a girl. It turns out she hates me and she stabs me. I drop a microphone.
I pick up the sakura petal and smell it. I accidentally lose my grip on it and it flies up into my nose. I suffocate and die. I drop an oil can.
I pick up the oil can and oil an old rusty tin man, he takes his ax and cuts off my head. I drop a shrunken preserved head.
I take the shrunken head and bring it to my house. My friend comes over and sees it. He projectile-pukes on me and I drown in it. I drop a t-shirt.
I look at the tee and some pranksters push me onto the street when I don't notice as a car comes by. I drop a cat's toy mouse.
I grab the mouse toy and think it is real. I feed it to my cat and he chokes and tears my throat out. I drop some stale bread.
I pick up the ring and try it on but it turns out to be to small and it cuts of the circulation they chop of my hand and I die from loss of blood I drop a dog collar
I pick up the book and it turns out to be worth one million dollars and someone slits my throat over it I drop some maple syrup
I pick up the maple syrup and give it to a little girl who eats it and it had food pisoning in it (i didn't know that) and her parents sue me for killing their daughter so i'm put in jail where i die. I drop a piece of string
I pick up the piece of string and, thinking it's candy, eat it and choke to death. I drop a set of throwing knives.
I pick up a set of throwing knives and i trip while holding them and they sink into my heart. I drop a spoon.
I pick up the ereaser cap and someone shoves it down my throat. I choke to death. I drop my brother.
I pick up the baloon and and suddenly start floting! soon my hands start slipping and fall to my death I drop a shoe
i pick up the mouse and it bites me with its poison fangs and i die. i drop a pice of sharp cheddar cheese.
I pick up the cheese I start eating it not knowing it has lots of mold growing on it and I get sick and die I drop a laptop
I pick up the laptop and it turned out it had been a laptop used by some criminal or other. And, as luck would have it, there was a tracking device in it for the next time it gets turned on. I turn it on, the FBI comes, and BANG! I'm dead. I drop a ticket for a Daughtry concert. ((Oh yeah! GO DAUGHTRY!!!))







I pick up the orange, but a street urchin is hungry and slits my throat over it. I drop a piece of cigarette rolling paper.