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Really Funny Songs
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May 30, 2008 07:55AM
here is where we can post really funny songs
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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!
go here!http://youtube.com/watch?v=2YUcMJFKZE...
or
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qG6TZieXgA8
they're both so funny!
I know that song! Weird Al ROCKS!
A guy who makes parodies of songs! He also makes up his own songs but there all comedic. He's really smart.
our teacher showed us his song white and herdy and yeah he was like dancing to it. it was really wierd. weird als songs are so funny though
he is making us run the mile everyday for this whole week because of some stupid fools in my p.e. class cough andrew cough pedro cough jesse cough nick cough cough sorry really bad cold here.im like so mad though because i hurt my knee last weekend and then injured it worse this weekend and even if we dont dress out he will make us run. can teachers do this? well i guess they can but it stupid!
White and Nerdy is hilarious! I love that one. My mom and I are pretty sure that he's going to make fun of Hannah Montana...or at least we hope!
lol KT Rachael told me about that she's really sad. Then i told her she'd get in good shape and she got all offended, oops!
oh so me and my friends were at the beach and there was this really weird sombrero- wearing life gaurd who was really creepy and i made up a song to umbrella:you had my hair, ill never cut it off
maybe in photoshop, but ill still have my locks
baby cuz in the dark, you see my shiny hair, and thats when ill need a brush
because, when the sun shines, my hair gets blonder
you know that ill never dye it, said i never cut it off
cuz you know im gonna leave the splits ends
let you when im gonna get dreds
you satnd under my sombrero, ero, ero, bald, bald, bald bald, bald bald....
Lol! My friend Chris did something like that one day. He kept singing 'Banana Man' To Billy Joel's Piano Man. cause he's obsessed with bananas!
KT! I met Allen!!! Charlie the unicorn guy!!! yay!!!oh funny song- the harry potter puppet pals misterious ticking noise song.
ugh allen is so annoying once you know him though :)
I like the Potter Puppet Pals! They are funny!
I like that ticking nose one! It's so funny!
this kid named allan does all the voices at once...creepy much, eh?
hee hee. snape, snape severus snape- DUMBLEDORE
Snape ,Snape, severus snape,
RON WEASLY
DUMBLEDOR!
harry potter! Harry potter! Harrypotter harry potter!
RON WEASLY
DUMBLEDOR!
harry potter! Harry potter! Harrypotter harry potter!
Who is Jethro Tull? And the Potter Puppet Pals?
Doot doot doot! I don't know about Jethro but I know the Puppets!
whats jethro? well anyways puppet s is on youtube!
I love Hp Puppet Pals! Snape Snape Severus snape...
everyone loves it!!!!!! except for goat head but besides the point
goat head doesn't like it? gasp. and he probably doesn't like charlie either does he?
hes never even SEEN charlie! i was bugging him to watch it and hes like im fine w/o it.
GOAT HEAD HASN'T SEEN CHARLIE THE UNICORN? hahah i like calling him that. like robinshaun. anyway, that should be a crime!
i know. but he has heard it cuz of allan but still you have to SEE it. seeing is not believing or w/e that quote was
lol i dont' kno. but ya. even allen couldn't do it then same. haha next year i'm gonna be like HI ALLEN THE CHARLIE THE UNICORN GUY and he's gonnna be like who the heck r u??
hmmmm.... if charlie dunlap isnt my sevvy next year...I CLAIM ALLAN!
ummm eww i think that came out wrong allie JK!
yeah. but see i know him and he is going to be in at least one of my classes
fine. *sigh* lol jkjkjkjkjk
hehe i already had to give up on charlie for being my sevvy even though he is my lil bro. (teresa and chloe and me are sisters)
um. ok. lol me and carly and jackie did that in 3rd grade, i was their aunt, chenoa was their mom, ryan was their dad, natalia their other mean aunt... u get it. everyone in the class was something.
yeah well we were hyper from ice cream and we were doing stupid stuff and we were like hey kid, was ur name? and hes like charlie? and we started laughing and talking and stuff and i started singing the banana song and yeahhhhh
Hee hee! Weird All is FUNNY! Even though he sometimes curses in his song. =(
My Mom gave me a penny! And she said to make friends with Kenny! But I didn't make friends with Kenny!
Instead I bought some Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
My mom gave me a nickel! And said to buy a pickle!
But I didn't buy no pickle!
Instead I bought some Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
My mom gave me a dime! And said to buy a lime!
But I didn't buy a lime!
Instead I bought some Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
My Mom gave me a quarter! And said to buy a porter! *shrugs*
But I didn't buy a porter! *shrugs*
Instead I bought some Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
My Mom gave me a dollar! And said to buy a collar!
But I didn't buy a collar!
Instead I bought some Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
My Mom gave me a five! And said to stay alive!
But I didn't stay alive!
Instead I chocked on Bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
Bazooka Zooka bubble gum!
*soft droning voice* Buuzzoookaa Zooookaa Bubbbllleee Guuummmm. Yum!
lol! someone was singing that, i forget who... mr. pier possibly
(Jingle bells starting) Riding through the snow...
On a pair of broken skis...
Jumping over rocks,
Banging into trees!
The snow is turning red...
I think I'm almost dead!
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
This is the song that never ends,and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because....
