Corrupt a wish

[[deleted user]]

Ok so in this game someone will make a wish and someone has to corrupt it.

EXP:

I wish i knew more people

someone under then would say something like this:

Granted, but then more people would hate you

I wish i was rich.

then the next person would corrupt that one and make a new wish.


now I will start! (:




I wish my brother was nicer to me

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then he would go away so you could never talk to him again.

I wish I had a puppy.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but your puppy has digestive issues and has to be taken out alot.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it will break after a week.

I wish that there were good shows on TV

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then they'd all cancel due to budget issues that make them soo good.

I wish I had some new tennis shoes.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would step in a big pile of mud.


I wish I had some goldfish(the food...not the actual fish)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you'd find a bug in them.

I wish I had a marshmellow.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would get fat


I wish my parents would stop fighting :(

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then they'd getting annoying/obnoxiously nice.

I wish a day wasn't measure in 24 hours.

[[deleted user]]

(they are already annoying and obnoxiously nice. -.- it complicated :P)


Granted, but Then you would get annoyed with everyone and have 2 spend more time with people you don't like longer.


I wish I was skinnier

[Darkling]

Granted, but then you would sufficate from being squashed under the weight of all the clothes littering your room.

I wish...the sky was always purple.

[[deleted user]]

granted but the clouds were yellow

I wish I had braces

[[deleted user]]

granted but you were infamous and no body liked you

I wish I my science research teacher would die

[[deleted user]]

(( its a woman but wat ev))

granted but you were burnt and cut instead

i wish i didn't have homework but i was still really smart

[[deleted user]]

granted but then you'd be accused of cheating.

i wish my english paper was already written.

[[deleted user]]

granted but you got a F- on it

i wish it was good weather all the time.

[[deleted user]]

granted but then you'd get melinoma.

i wish i was taller

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you grew too much started squishing people when you walked

I wish i didn't have allergies.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but by being outside and enjoying yourself, you wouldn't notice the bee that ends up stinging you.

I wish i was stronger

[[deleted user]]

granted but you hugged your loved one and they all died from your strength

I wish I had a unicorn

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then it would stab you with its horn and you would bleed to death.


I wish my crush lived next to me

[[deleted user]]

granted but he had a girlfriend over every night

i wish i would stop sneezing.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would never get a good job and would end up homeless

I wish I could fall asleeepppp

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then 5 minutes later he would come back

I wish I would eat something

[Nathaniel]

Grabted but someone you care about very much gets your pain instead.

i wish to not have a wish

[[deleted user]]

granted but you tanned too much you got sun bleached

I wish there was no such thing as homework.

[[deleted user]]

((darn it your good lol))

granted but it shone on one side of the earth and your side didn't get any

i wish i was a professional artist

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then it would suck so bad you wished it never happened.

i wish people wouldn't be so selfish when it comes to playing lacrosse...

[[deleted user]]

granted but when it came to the game, then you'd lose miserably.

i wish i wasn't such a nerd

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then it would break


I wish I wasnt sick and that my ear infection would go away

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it would be old and you would get sick

[[deleted user]]

I wish I could sing