Terminal Coffee's Bathroom Wall

[RandomAnthony]

Say Terminal Coffee has a bathroom. Let's say it's a clean and lovely bathroom.

What would you write on the bathroom wall?

[Gus]

"Man, that water's cold..."

[Sarah]

How come Sally and RA both get "wants to know" threads, but Heidi doesn't?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

"Wash your hands"

[Sally, la reina]

Cause Heidi doesn't start a lot of threads wondering about specific, random things?

[Sally, la reina]

Oh wait. That's just scrawled on the bathroom wall. I see.

[Sarah]

Yeah, I figured I'd be the one who scrawled the faux-deep question that everyone scrawls answers next to.

[Kevin]

"You painted these walls to hide my pen,
but the shit-house poet has struck again"

[Youndyc]

Your mama does not work here - clean up after yourself!

or

The Librarian is Bingo

or

The ficus loves me - and it loves you, too.

[RandomAnthony]

"The Librarian is Bingo" is my favorite phrase of the day.

I'm going to use that one:)

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

But, what does it MEAN?

[Kevin]

i dunno but i love it too!

[Kevin]

i say it like this:

"the librarian iz beeeen-go!"

[RandomAnthony]

I want to say it like Kevin says it, now.

[Youndyc]

Although, I'm about to win against Jackie for the first time, so there! Maybe I am Bingo. At least for that one game!

[RandomAnthony]

I demand our bathroom not have those lame air hand dryers, by the way.

[Sally, la reina]

RA needs paper towels to open the door with, it would seem.

[RandomAnthony]

Maybe even a bathroom attendant, Sally.

[Youndyc]

With sticks of gum and hairspray?

[RandomAnthony]

I like the word "dapper".

[Sally, la reina]

I'd feel really shameful scrawling on the walls of the bathroom y'all are creating.

[Phil]

Gus wrote: ""Man, that water's cold...""

And deep, too!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Sally wrote: "I'd feel really shameful scrawling on the walls of the bathroom y'all are creating."

We could just use post-it notes.

[Kevin]

i am going to scrawl in big red marker:

graffiti is dead!

[janine]

i am not really a bathroom writer, but i always 'admire' everyone else's contributions.

[Matt]

I kind of want a hand dryer so that I can defile it with the "Push Button, Receive Bacon" thing...

[Sally, la reina]

I want a hand dryer too, Tad. I like the way they make my hand flesh ripple.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

King Dinösaur wrote: ""For a good book review call Jackie 555-1212.""

Ha, um, is this a compliment? I'm taking this as a compliment...
:)

[Sally, la reina]

They're the smallest, pudgiest hands you can imagine. They honestly gross me out and if I were at home near my camera I'd take a picture. A friend once called them my "little wads of dough."

The movie theater has these super duper hand dryers that take mere moments to dry - no nasty touching of the paper towel machine or wasting paper for me. I love them.

[RandomAnthony]

Jackie told me once the hand dryer air is all gross.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

It's true, my friend Gretchen says the dryers pull air from a roof vent that isn't filtered, so you get residue from bird droppings and other dirt.

[RandomAnthony]

You see? Go ahead and dry your hands with bird poop, Sally. Knock yourself out.

:)

[Sally, la reina]

I'll stop angling it up and aiming it up into my open mouth, in that case.

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BunWat wrote: "Iiinteresting. I have only experienced the hand dryers that take so long that I get bored and wander off with slightly clammy hands because I can't wait around any more. They definitely do not ma..."

Me too. (I thought we might be a little behind the times down here.) I'm too impatient, I go for the environmentally unfriendly hand towel.

Is this bathroom Unisex?

[Sally, la reina]

That reminds me of those giant cloth strips that dangled from a metal box. I always have thought that those resemble too strongly a pair of men's underwear stretched through a pasta maker for me to really like drying my hands on them.

[RandomAnthony]

Those are way gross. I agree.

[Sally, la reina]

Grosser than bird poop air, by far.

[RandomAnthony]

I never see those anymore, though. Those are old school bathroom devices. Our bathroom attendant would never allow one of those in our bathroom.

[Sally, la reina]

No, Gene is too persnickety about hygiene. He uses, like, three gallons of bleach in sanitizing our hand towels cause he once saw Jim blow his nose in one.

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Is this bird poop air really any different to the stuff we are breathing?
::holding breath just in case::

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I like paper towels, or nothing. I'll wipe my hands on my pant leg if I have to.

[RandomAnthony]

I think we're ok with bird poop air. But now I'm going to worry, Gail.

Is the bathroom unisex? I don't think anyone wants to answer that question.

Nothing wrong with pant leg drying. I recommend that to my kids all the time.

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I was thinking 'Ally McBeal' style (or was it Boston Legal)? (Freaky).
Pant legs work for me.

[Kevin]

has anyone tried the "knife" hand dryer i think they call it? you put your hands in the slot and it blasts them dry

[Sally, la reina]

Does it ripple the flesh?

[Kevin]

yes. violently. it is wonderful

[Lori]

And no squatting required for the ladies. this is cooty free bathroom! Since it's unisex, guys, clean up your pee if you dribble, because if Gene has to do that too much he'll quit.

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Is having a male attendant fair to the boys? (I want him buff & brunette, with an alluring accent)


Hmmmm. I think we need some more wall graffiti, something hot & gossipy. (Can't be me though, I don't know you guys well enough to offend anyone just yet.)

[Kevin]

uh..that's not the attendant, that's me gail

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Yes, I can see the resemblance.

::puts Kevin on a pedestal to admire at leisure::