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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Say Terminal Coffee has a bathroom. Let's say it's a clean and lovely bathroom.

What would you write on the bathroom wall?


message 2: by Gus (new)

Gus Sanchez (gussanchez) "Man, that water's cold..."


message 3: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments How come Sally and RA both get "wants to know" threads, but Heidi doesn't?


message 4: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Mar 04, 2010 11:26AM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments "Wash your hands"


message 5: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Cause Heidi doesn't start a lot of threads wondering about specific, random things?


message 6: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Oh wait. That's just scrawled on the bathroom wall. I see.


message 7: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13815 comments Yeah, I figured I'd be the one who scrawled the faux-deep question that everyone scrawls answers next to.


message 8: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments "You painted these walls to hide my pen,
but the shit-house poet has struck again"


message 9: by Youndyc (new)

Youndyc | 1255 comments Your mama does not work here - clean up after yourself!

or

The Librarian is Bingo

or

The ficus loves me - and it loves you, too.


message 10: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments "The Librarian is Bingo" is my favorite phrase of the day.

I'm going to use that one:)


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments But, what does it MEAN?


message 12: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i dunno but i love it too!


message 13: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i say it like this:

"the librarian iz beeeen-go!"


message 14: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I want to say it like Kevin says it, now.


message 15: by Youndyc (new)

Youndyc | 1255 comments Although, I'm about to win against Jackie for the first time, so there! Maybe I am Bingo. At least for that one game!


message 16: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I demand our bathroom not have those lame air hand dryers, by the way.


message 17: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
RA needs paper towels to open the door with, it would seem.


message 18: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Maybe even a bathroom attendant, Sally.


message 19: by Youndyc (new)

Youndyc | 1255 comments With sticks of gum and hairspray?


message 20: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I like the word "dapper".


message 21: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I'd feel really shameful scrawling on the walls of the bathroom y'all are creating.


message 22: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11549 comments Gus wrote: ""Man, that water's cold...""

And deep, too!


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Sally wrote: "I'd feel really shameful scrawling on the walls of the bathroom y'all are creating."

We could just use post-it notes.


message 24: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i am going to scrawl in big red marker:

graffiti is dead!


message 25: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments i am not really a bathroom writer, but i always 'admire' everyone else's contributions.


message 26: by Matt (new)

Matt | 819 comments I kind of want a hand dryer so that I can defile it with the "Push Button, Receive Bacon" thing...


message 27: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I want a hand dryer too, Tad. I like the way they make my hand flesh ripple.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments King Dinösaur wrote: ""For a good book review call Jackie 555-1212.""

Ha, um, is this a compliment? I'm taking this as a compliment...
:)


message 29: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
They're the smallest, pudgiest hands you can imagine. They honestly gross me out and if I were at home near my camera I'd take a picture. A friend once called them my "little wads of dough."

The movie theater has these super duper hand dryers that take mere moments to dry - no nasty touching of the paper towel machine or wasting paper for me. I love them.


message 30: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Jackie told me once the hand dryer air is all gross.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments It's true, my friend Gretchen says the dryers pull air from a roof vent that isn't filtered, so you get residue from bird droppings and other dirt.


message 32: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments You see? Go ahead and dry your hands with bird poop, Sally. Knock yourself out.

:)


message 33: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I'll stop angling it up and aiming it up into my open mouth, in that case.


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

BunWat wrote: "Iiinteresting. I have only experienced the hand dryers that take so long that I get bored and wander off with slightly clammy hands because I can't wait around any more. They definitely do not ma..."

Me too. (I thought we might be a little behind the times down here.) I'm too impatient, I go for the environmentally unfriendly hand towel.

Is this bathroom Unisex?


message 35: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
That reminds me of those giant cloth strips that dangled from a metal box. I always have thought that those resemble too strongly a pair of men's underwear stretched through a pasta maker for me to really like drying my hands on them.


message 36: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Those are way gross. I agree.


message 37: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Grosser than bird poop air, by far.


message 38: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I never see those anymore, though. Those are old school bathroom devices. Our bathroom attendant would never allow one of those in our bathroom.


message 39: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
No, Gene is too persnickety about hygiene. He uses, like, three gallons of bleach in sanitizing our hand towels cause he once saw Jim blow his nose in one.


message 40: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 04, 2010 05:35PM) (new)

Is this bird poop air really any different to the stuff we are breathing?
::holding breath just in case::


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I like paper towels, or nothing. I'll wipe my hands on my pant leg if I have to.


message 42: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I think we're ok with bird poop air. But now I'm going to worry, Gail.

Is the bathroom unisex? I don't think anyone wants to answer that question.

Nothing wrong with pant leg drying. I recommend that to my kids all the time.


message 43: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 04, 2010 05:53PM) (new)

I was thinking 'Ally McBeal' style (or was it Boston Legal)? (Freaky).
Pant legs work for me.


message 44: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments has anyone tried the "knife" hand dryer i think they call it? you put your hands in the slot and it blasts them dry


message 45: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Does it ripple the flesh?


message 46: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yes. violently. it is wonderful


message 47: by Lori (new)

Lori And no squatting required for the ladies. this is cooty free bathroom! Since it's unisex, guys, clean up your pee if you dribble, because if Gene has to do that too much he'll quit.


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

Is having a male attendant fair to the boys? (I want him buff & brunette, with an alluring accent)


Hmmmm. I think we need some more wall graffiti, something hot & gossipy. (Can't be me though, I don't know you guys well enough to offend anyone just yet.)


message 49: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments uh..that's not the attendant, that's me gail


message 50: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 04, 2010 06:56PM) (new)

Yes, I can see the resemblance.

::puts Kevin on a pedestal to admire at leisure::


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