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message 1: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments Yo mamma so dumb she got locked inside Safeway and starved to death!!!


Lol...Naruto Rocks! (Katelyn, Haku.) Yo mamma is so fat...when she went on a scale...it said to be continued.


message 3: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mamma so ugly Bob the Builder said,"We can't fix that..."


message 4: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Lol

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.((jsut heard it on a Youtube video....don't know if you think it's funny.))


message 5: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.


message 6: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car


message 7: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mama so fat when a bus rolls down the road she yells Stop That Twinky!


message 8: by SpottiPup407 (last edited Feb 28, 2010 08:53AM) (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
lol

Yo mama so fat she walked down a road and they named it broadway


message 9: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
I don't get it...Ic, though.still seems pretty funny.


message 10: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mama so fat obi one kanobi said that's no moon...that's your mama


message 11: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments Yo mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain claimed her as new land!!!


message 12: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her parents got a note stuck to the Birth Certificate that said: "Sorry, from the Condom Company"


message 13: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!


message 14: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments but wudnt that whale kill her


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

lol ikr


message 16: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says"...To Be Continued..."


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

Yo mama so skinny the pencil was jealous


message 18: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
Lol


Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's is alphabetical order/


message 19: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments lol
i aint got no more so ya


message 20: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments i aint no good at thinking up any good jokes


message 21: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments me neether ill serch them on the internet


message 22: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnstvN...

has a bunch.that's where i got all mine


message 23: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments okay...i think i will think of them on my own, tho...thank u?


message 24: by Bryan (new)

Bryan (prdrboii) | 40 comments yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch


message 25: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments thats a gud 1!!


message 26: by Miriam (new)

Miriam | 4 comments Yo mamma so stupid that she put a piece of paper on da t.v and said now I've got paperview


message 27: by Miriam (new)

Miriam | 4 comments Yo mamma so ugly dat when she went to da zoo they told her get back in da cage


message 28: by Bryan (new)

Bryan (prdrboii) | 40 comments yo mamma so ugly she made blind kids cry


message 29: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments geez dats ugly


message 30: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments yep tahts like...UBER UGLAY!


message 31: by Nichole. (new)

Nichole. (nicole-50) yo momma so fat a simi truck hit her and she said who threw that rock


message 32: by Nichole. (new)

Nichole. (nicole-50) thank you:)


message 33: by Nichole. (new)

Nichole. (nicole-50) what..np?????????????????????????


message 34: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments that was a gud 1!!!


message 35: by Bryan (new)

Bryan (prdrboii) | 40 comments yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license


message 36: by Bryan (new)

Bryan (prdrboii) | 40 comments yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the back of the head


message 37: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments haahhaahha


message 38: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments :P


message 39: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments lawlz


message 40: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments yo mamas so old, she sat next to Jesus in the second grade...not funny, but okay?


message 41: by Bryan (new)

Bryan (prdrboii) | 40 comments yo mamas so poor she dont know wat 50 cent is and i aint talkin about the rapper


message 42: by Yanni (new)

Yanni (yanster11) | 144 comments i thought so sinse u sed WAT not WHO


message 43: by SpottiPup407 (new)

SpottiPup407 AKA, Dapplekit | 98 comments Mod
yo mama's so fat, that when she went to go out to try for a job the people asked for her weight, so she tells the person, and the person says,"I'm sorry, but we did not ask for your credit card number."


(('Kay, ~Tiffani~M&M's~ told me this, so all the credit belongs to her.))


message 44: by Ashly (new)

Ashly | 7 comments YOUR MOMMAS ...
1. so old she sat behind jesus in math.
2. so fat she fell on 4th avenue and landed on 12th
3. so poor she waves around a posiclea and calls it air condiyioning
4. sO fat when she tip toes people yell, STAMPEDE!
5.so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born
6.so poor she went to mc donald and put a milk shake on layaway
7.so poor you have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
8.house is so dirty she wipes her feet before she goes outside
9.head is so big she has to step in her shirts
10.so stupid , on a job applicatian it sed " dot write below the dotted line " and she wrote okayy.

&- hahahah im a funny chick i knowww


message 45: by Marija (new)

Marija  (marijajozic97) | 160 comments oh yea. definitely, ur SO HILARIOUS. its hilarious that u think that u r funny, bc i have heard these jokes so many times b4, i forgot to laugh.


message 46: by Miranda (new)

Miranda you mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples


message 47: by Miranda (new)

Miranda you mama is so stupid that when the weather man siad it was going to be chilly she went and got a bowl.


message 48: by Nichole. (new)

Nichole. (nicole-50) your momma so stupid she laughs at this jokes


message 49: by Ashly (new)

Ashly | 7 comments okay marija no one asked you . and i dont even know you soo .


message 50: by Miranda (new)

Miranda Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.


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