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message 1: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P I was emailed this by soem of my friends... it's pretty funny, they're ways to maintain your insanity!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your P arked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.


4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."


5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Th eir Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"< /span>


7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."


8. Don t use any punctuation


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.


10. Order a Diet Water wheneve r you go out to eat with a serious face.


11. Specify That Your Drive-thr ough Order Is "To Go."


12. Sing Along At The Opera


13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why Th e Poems Don't Rhyme


14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.


15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood .


16. Have Your C o-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.


17. When The Money Comes Out T he ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"


18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towar ds The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!&q uot;


19. Tell Your Children Over D inner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. "


message 2: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) that's awssie


message 3: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P indeed it is.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Here's how my friends and I already are.

Me: I don't ________.
Friend: Much.
Me: Since the accident.
Friend: In accordance with the prophecy.
Me: Do you want fries with that?


message 5: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 24, 2010 06:32PM) (new)

hahahaha! I'm going to do some of these...


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Meep!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Do you want fries with that?


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

No.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Why not???


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

Because. I want ice cream.


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Mint!


message 12: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Vanilla!


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

No. Mint. Without chocolate chips.


message 14: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Mint is verra good.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes indeedy. It's excellent.


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

No. Cookie dough.


message 17: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) no. strawberry banana blizzard


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

No.


message 19: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Yes.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

No. Mint.


message 21: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) MMint and banana...ewwww


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "no. strawberry banana blizzard"

For a second I thought that said "strawberry banana lizard."


message 23: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Cassie (Mallory/Skitts. I accept probie snacks) wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "no. strawberry banana blizzard"

For a second I thought that said "strawberry banana lizard.""


oh yes. Lizards are the best with strawberries and bananas..wouldn't you say?

lol Skitts: you make my day.


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

You're welcome! *beams*


message 25: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) o__O *chuckles*


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

*laughs really loud for some reason*


message 27: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) *laughs nervously*


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

Cassie (Mallory/Skitts. I accept probie snacks) wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "no. strawberry banana blizzard"

For a second I thought that said "strawberry banana lizard.""


hahahaha


message 29: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 02, 2010 05:40PM) (new)

Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "Cassie (Mallory/Skitts. I accept probie snacks) wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "no. strawberry banana blizzard"

For a second I thought that said "strawberry banana lizard."...


Haha... eww...


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

Probie snacks are much better.


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "*laughs nervously*"

*coughs quietly*


message 32: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Mandy♥ wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "Cassie (Mallory/Skitts. I accept probie snacks) wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "no. strawberry banana blizzard"

For a second I thought t..."


*laughs head off*


message 33: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) Cassie (Mallory/Skitts. I accept probie snacks) wrote: "Probie snacks are much better."

probie snacks ARE better...yup


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

Is it sad that I don't know what a probie snack is???


message 35: by Ky (new)

Ky (poeticshark) meh, 'twould be sad if you watched NCIS and didn't know


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

Indeed. If you watch NCIS, you will know what a probie snack is.

NCIS is on in 13 minutes.


message 37: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P I am going to sound like a hypocrit but...
While I was in Maliki'i I read the Twilight books.
and I have to say that...
they are awful.
(well, the first two the others I haven't read yet)


message 38: by [deleted user] (new)

Well, if you hate them simply because YOU hate them and not because everyone else does, that's fine.


message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "meh, 'twould be sad if you watched NCIS and didn't know"

Oh. I've only seen it a few times sooo... :P


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

Clare wrote: "I am going to sound like a hypocrit but...
While I was in Maliki'i I read the Twilight books.
and I have to say that...
they are awful.
(well, the first two the others I haven't read yet)"


They annoy me... at least for the time being.


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

Mandy♥ wrote: "Kennyninja (the ninja is silent) wrote: "meh, 'twould be sad if you watched NCIS and didn't know"

Oh. I've only seen it a few times sooo... :P"


That explains it then.


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

*nods* yep. Mango!


message 43: by Abby, Kat is happy in her jeeeaansss! ® (new)

Abby | 1428 comments Mod
Mango. I love mango. *LPN*


message 44: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P Do not worry, I think that they are overwritten and waaay too dramatic. I also hate Bella because she is whiny and stupid and obsessive.


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

Clare wrote: "Do not worry, I think that they are overwritten and waaay too dramatic. I also hate Bella because she is whiny and stupid and obsessive."

Bella is a vegetable.


message 46: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P yes.
they're like a bad soap opera.


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

All I can say about the T-word is Bella is a vegetable.


message 48: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P yes.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

*nods*


message 50: by Clarence :P (new)

Clarence :P *bites nails, I need to stop that!*


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