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Rayna wrote: "i will probably read it....There is also a story that has been written using the character names but completely different story line. no vamps but interesting.....hot, steamy, and raunchy! yes i ..."
COOL thanx;)
COOL thanx;)
Brianna wrote: "i read it nd it is so funny"
no i'm dissappointed, gonna read it 2day:(, it wasn't THAT bad was it, did it at least have sex?
no i'm dissappointed, gonna read it 2day:(, it wasn't THAT bad was it, did it at least have sex?
Read it!!! It was crazy as hell!!! It was like a spoof movie in book form, lmfao....no, there was no sex, and get this...Edward wasn't a VAMPIRE!!! LMFAO



What is wrong with people. Not that I mind! It is funny as hell to make fun of it even if I have a soft spot for it. Don't hate it, but not squeeing my voice out because of it :))
I can't decide which to read.
This one I thought it was really funny from the reviews
A.M Bells wrote: "Its raining with parodies to Twilight! :))
What is wrong with people. Not that I mind! It is funny as hell to make fun of it even if I have a soft spot for it. Don't hate it, but not squeeing my vo..."
Ashley ♥ (Muahhh!) wrote: "I wanted to read this but if I don't like twilight then I don't see why I would read this buttt I might lolz"
READ IT!!! It will have u cracking up!!!
What is wrong with people. Not that I mind! It is funny as hell to make fun of it even if I have a soft spot for it. Don't hate it, but not squeeing my vo..."
Ashley ♥ (Muahhh!) wrote: "I wanted to read this but if I don't like twilight then I don't see why I would read this buttt I might lolz"
READ IT!!! It will have u cracking up!!!

Sure its not. *eyes Lord Woolfie suspiciously* The thought never crossed my mind. *fingers crossed behind OW!!!, back (not a very smart thing to do with claws* ROFLMFAO!!
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And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.