The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief discussion


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Samantha D. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the book:
Percy (To self) "Not a scratch," I remembered Gabe saying. Oops. (Because Gabe's '79 Automobile bursts into flame) (from minotaur-fighting chapter).



Desiree *Primrose* "How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."


Sierra Bookworm☺️♪ Percy nodded. "You hit the Titan Lord in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush"


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*agrees*


Janeen-san MY plastic hairbrush is green not blue :P


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lol


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EAT MY PANTS!


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lol


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Iris "How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."
xD LOVE THAT ONE!


Ayunda yeah XD


-Athina- hahaa...me too...!!!!!


Kallan Desiree (Primrose) wrote: ""How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.""


hahahaha i love that quote :)


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C Trinity wrote: ""I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!""


I could see that...


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Juliet "I have become one with the plumbing."
I always liked that line :P


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C Why is there no "like" button on any of these? :P


Bjorn-The Last Viking This isnt facebook I dont think. lol


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C I know, but these are so funny! And my friend calls it a facebook for books


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drew Hehe, that's funny, a facebook for books!


-Athina- Juliet wrote: ""I have become one with the plumbing."
I always liked that line :P"


haha..=)


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Olivia in the second one tyson is hilarious
Sea pony


Bjorn-The Last Viking Most of them can be disturbing...


Audrey Scott yeah i did hit kronos in the eye with a hair brush!!!!!!


☠ Tiger Lady II ☠ I like the one where everyone is saying things like "dam t shirt" and Zoe is completely clueless.


Audrey Scott we drowned in a bath tub good one :p


☠ Tiger Lady II ☠ Yes; sadly, it CAN happen.You can drown in a water fountain, even.


Sydney Nicole wrote: "I know, but these are so funny! And my friend calls it a facebook for books"

That is actually my exact description of the site.


Sierra Bookworm☺️♪ Desiree (Primrose) wrote: ""How did you die?"
"We er....drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.""


Trinity wrote: ""I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!""


~Thera~ Dallas Cowboys ROX!!!! wrote: ""Braccas meas vescimini!" I yelled. I wasn't sure where the latin came from. I think it meant "Eat my pants!""

Juliet wrote: ""I have become one with the plumbing."
I always liked that line :P"


☠ Tiger Lady II ☠ wrote: "I like the one where everyone is saying things like "dam t shirt" and Zoe is completely clueless."

i luv those quotes! i was laughing practically the whole time reading these books =D.


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☠ Tiger Lady II ☠ wrote: "I like the one where everyone is saying things like "dam t shirt" and Zoe is completely clueless."

I love that part!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing XD


MizziQ Nicole wrote: "I know, but these are so funny! And my friend calls it a facebook for books" look at the authors quotes and see if he has any for this book. If there isn't the one you want. You can add it.


Clare ~Thera~ Dallas Cowboys ROX!!!! wrote: "EAT MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

k i officially dont like u. redskins all the way. srry, it waz NOT ment 2 b.


Clare wow, ur rite, it iz like a facebook for books, i dont hav a facebook mother wont let me...


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Jaidyn Go Skins! I officially love u.


☠ Tiger Lady II ☠ Volleygirl15 wrote: "wow, ur rite, it iz like a facebook for books, i dont hav a facebook mother wont let me..."

mm-hmm. I'm not even allowed on here, but...

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!


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Jaidyn Ur not allowed on here? Why?


MizziQ :) I love that one. One of my favorite characters is Mr. D.


Natalie loves Orlando Bloom! Proud wrote: "Percy nodded. "You hit the Titan Lord in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush""that was totallyfunny, and evrything in this book was funny!


Natalie loves Orlando Bloom! Trinity wrote: ""I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!"that was a vert funny part that i always remember!XD



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"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would have kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise.
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jamie M. Melissa wrote: ""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a str..."


I Love that part SOOO much :D


Emsely "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse)

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."
Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth)

""Stop running, you fools!" Kronos yelled. "Stand and ACKK!"
That last part was because a panicked Hyperborean giant stumbled backwards and sat on top of him. The lord of time dissaperaed under a giant blue butt. "
Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian)


Rhiannon I liked when Tyson was like, "Pretty Hair" to AnnaBeth in The sea of monsters


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Kaylee~ lol, that was funny.

curse me eh?/i don't want to rhyme all day...

heroes win laurels..

gotta love apollo


Diana With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later


MizziQ :) I love it!


Elfiegirl Trinity wrote: ""I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!""


ditto. and when Tyson says, "I will miss you rainbow!"


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Kaylee~ lol


Dakota My favorites was the "dam" burgers/t-shirts and whatnot I was laughing so hard when I read it, other than that i liked "eat my pants" and "you all drowned in the bathtub."


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