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who here likes mama jokes?

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message 1: by Chris (last edited May 12, 2008 02:00PM) (new)

Chris | 14 comments if you like mama jokes, will you share with me?


message 2: by Alex (new)

Alex what?


message 3: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments you know like your mama is so...


message 4: by Alex (new)

Alex nope i dont...but you still have the others


message 5: by [deleted user] (last edited May 22, 2008 05:56AM) (new)

ur mother is so skinny, SHE HANG-GLIDES W/ A DORITO!!!!!!!!


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

ur mother is so skinny, SHE WIPES HER ASS W/ DENTAL FLOSS!!!!!!!!


message 7: by Sean (new)

Sean Tsuei (pikachuwithamachine-gun) | 4 comments YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!!!


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

YO MAMMA IS SO ANOREXIC, THAT SHE CAN HULA-HOOP THROUGH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 9: by Chris (last edited May 14, 2008 06:22PM) (new)

Chris | 14 comments Can we not talk about discusting stuff?
oh also your mama is so stupid that she threw a rock on the ground and missed.


message 10: by Alex (new)

Alex haha!! but i dont know this guy in one of my classes loves your mama jokes like every boy says em....but not the nerdy guys...:)


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
HA HA HA! YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES FELL OUT!


message 13: by Alex (new)

Alex thats rude!!!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

lmfao. THAT ONE IS FUNNY! "so stupid that she threw a rock on the ground and missed."?? i'm totally gonna use that one lol


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

your mamas so fat that instead of a two two she had to wear a four four


message 16: by [deleted user] (last edited May 22, 2008 05:55AM) (new)

how dare you talk that way about my mother. you dont even know her! cuz who ever reads this, you and ur mother is a b****!

(better.......RUDE!!!!)


message 17: by Alex (new)

Alex its NOT FUNNY!!!goodness


message 18: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments let's not use bad words... also your mama is so stupid that she asked a docter to change her butt because of the crack/
your mama is so stupid that she tripped on air.


message 19: by Alex (new)

Alex yes please i agree with chris NO BAD WORDS!!!


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

ur mother is such a slut that when she got raped, she said "how much do i pay you?"


message 21: by Alex (new)

Alex sally that is SOOO funny!!!


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

ummm no comment


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

umm no coment


message 24: by Alex (new)

Alex wait what...?


message 25: by Soul Glow (new)

Soul Glow  | 5 comments your momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and thought it was a twinkie


message 26: by Alex (new)

Alex haha!! funny!


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
it's not a yo mama joke but it's funny so...

there was a blonde a redhead and a brunette walking down the street and the redhead points to the ground and says look a dead bird and the blonde looks up and says where?


message 28: by Alex (new)

Alex HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats funny!! i love those kinda jokes!! cuz i have black hair


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

same here


message 30: by Alex (new)

Alex you have.....color of hair?


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

i have black hair


message 32: by Alex (new)

Alex cool! me too...well i bet you already knew that cuz i told you *hits herself on the head*


message 33: by Alex (new)

Alex your mama's so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it because she thought it was broken!


message 34: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments haha that's funny


message 35: by Alex (new)

Alex thank you very much!


message 36: by Sean (new)

Sean Tsuei (pikachuwithamachine-gun) | 4 comments Yo mamma is so ugly that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out


message 37: by Sean (new)

Sean Tsuei (pikachuwithamachine-gun) | 4 comments o wait

one more...

Yo mamma so fat that she played the rolling stone in the new Indiana Jones movie.


message 38: by Alex (new)

Alex haha!!!
yo mama's so stupid in her poem class she asked "what rhymes with orange?"


message 39: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments alex... i don't get that... and Sean that is soo fuunnnnnnnnnnnny


message 40: by Alex (new)

Alex why not?


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
hey alex, someone told me that there is something htat ryhmes with orange; doorhinge. oh yeah and whoever reads this this is not meant to be funny i just thoought i'd let you know.


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
once again this isn't a yo mama joke but it is pretty funny so here it is:


your sooooo ugly that yo momma got morning sickness AFTER you were born.


message 43: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments doink! oh ... yo mama is so fat that when she was acting cinderella in a play, she broke the glass shoes. and yo mama is so ugly that when she was in a play Beuty and the Beast, she was the beast.


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
ha ha lol, those were funny but what was the " doink!" about?


message 45: by Alex (new)

Alex thats just the way he laughs...!!


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
Oh okay sory bout that i'm a little slow sometimes.


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
oh here's one that i just heard:
yo mama is so stupid that she had you!


message 48: by Chris (new)

Chris | 14 comments "doink"


message 49: by Alex (new)

Alex haha see i was right that is the way he laughs! and jessica thats pretty funny!!


Isabella Marie Swan | 44 comments Mod
thanx! u guys are pretty funny too! so how old are you guys?


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