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Martina, I'm so awesome it scares me O_o
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Feb 14, 2010 07:22PM
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"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
"Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?""
— Carrie Vaughn (Kitty and the Midnight Hour)
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"Are you having rare Who-roast-beast?" I asked.
"What are you talking about?"
"It's from Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. You know the part, 'And they'd Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! They would feast on Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast.'"
"You are crazy."
"So I've been told.""
— Laurell K. Hamilton (Guilty Pleasures)
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— Rachel Caine (Glass Houses)
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— Rachel Caine
"Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg!
[Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.:]
Hobbes: Look, it's just a game.
Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!"
— Bill Watterson
"The "Wet Tongue Gets Stuck To A Frozen Flagpole" attack!"
— Hiromu Arakawa (Fullmetal Alchemist, Volume 18)
everybody was kung fu fighting those b***** were fast as lightning
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Kissed by an Angelin this scene 2 friends have just gotten a cat and one of the boys future girl friend are at the door coming to check on her cat.
"Quick how do u pick up a cat?"
"buy her a drink"
"Im serious man"
"by the tail"
"really?"
"no man"
i swear to drunk officer im not god!
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." -JK RowlingI just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food. -Speak
"I take it you know my companion?"
"Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let her kill anyone important. Or set fire to anything."
"Your reputation preceds you," Random said dryly to Ruby." -Deathstalker Honor
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King
