TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Anti Twilight Rants/Stuff
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GUITAR CHICK'S RANT!!!!
Carlisle and the rest of the family were sorta alright.Bella, Edward, and Jacob were not.
WOW. :DThe best part of Twilight?
When it ended.
Yep.
Bleh, I personally think that Bella deserves neither Jacob, or Edward.She deserves to die alone, with twenty cats.
She deserves to die alone without ANY cats.
We can lock her up in a small, dark closet with only a rock to keep her company. No, she'll probably think the rock is a real person and start talking to it....
Good point. Lets hand her a piece of paper that says your a bitchy mary sue whho is in love with a sprkly stocker and then give her the finger.
Heh. What are the worse ones...? (Rhetorically. ;) )
Getting detention at seven in the morning.
Rose wrote: "We can lock her up in a small, dark closet with only a rock to keep her company. No, she'll probably think the rock is a real person and start talking to it...."HEY! >:O I talk to inanimate objects! Isn't that right Sparkle the Laptop? You need more stickers don't you? Well that's okay! I have LOTS!
That's the first sign that something is wrong up there. *points to head*
I do it ALL the time. Isn't that right Miller the T.V.?????
Ehh, in a sense, we're a little a insane. Some people have just come to terms with it. ;D
HEY! >:O SHELLY THE C.D. PLAYER I DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY SANITY!
I totally don't talk to myself. That would be lame.But I do that all the time... wait...
Wait, I talk to myself a lot.
Yeah, I do.
All the voices in my head won't shut up! ACK!
Vivi wrote: "That's the first sign that something is wrong up there. *points to head*"I hope you're joking, not b/c I'm scared, but b/c I would be really pissed off if you thought I wasn't "all there."
No worries, I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure she's kidding! Seriously.
Uh...of course I'm kidding *runs away from the crazy person*
Whenever I hit walls, or bang something against another inamitate object, I always say sorry. I also saw this copy and paste thing of FF, that said "Copy and paste this onto your profile if whenever you walkn into a wall you say sorry." and then the next one says, "If a certain inamitate object hates you for walking into it, copy and paste this onto your profile."
Vivi wrote: "Uh...of course I'm kidding *runs away from the crazy person*">.<
Rose wrote: "Whenever I hit walls, or bang something against another inamitate object, I always say sorry. I also saw this copy and paste thing of FF, that said "Copy and paste this onto your profile if wheneve..."LOL that's amazing XD
I know! I need to find it again and paste it onto my profile. So far the only thing have on my profile other than stuff about me, my stories, and such, is my friend's quote.
Heh, I have a lot on my profile on GRs... I just can't seem to shut up :D
I got nothing, never really got around to it.
I have nothing also. I think Steph is angry/crazy.
I wouldn't say angry; a little annoyed, yes, I think so.
I see you didn't try to deny the crazy part :D
Dude, I'm trying to contemplate if I'm really weird or just plain crazy...
Weeeelllll...Depends on the what you mean on it, yes?
I mean I'm saner than lots 'o' people out there...
But I name/talk to my electronics...
Isnt that right LaFuanda the TI-84 calculator?
Btw, one of my guy friends named her...
at least you only talk to your electronics
'Only' talk to the electronics? What do YOU do to the electronics?Heh, just kidding. :)
Heh, just me and my twisted sense of humor again ^^
Rose should really find that copy and paste thing
What? What should I copy and paste???? The wall thing? Yes, that I should.
Now I just gotta find it... I'm pretty sure it was on Some Random Girl Who Likes Pie's profile. Probably on Kitty Kat Emo too.
Heh, those are awesome usernames. XD
Not boring per sei... Just a little less inspired than normal. XP Of course, I kid, I kid.Okay, two crazy/insane/back away SLOOOWLY things I do:
1. Even if I'm not even hit, or if I got hit softly, I still say "ow." Asking me why will lead to no answers.
2. Whenever I see someone taking a really hard hit, I say "Oww!!! Owwwiee that looks/sounds like it hurt!"
It appears Captain Obvious has made a return once again.
*face palm*
Ok, Twilight is terrible. It's the $#!*$%^ book of the millenium.
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT BEFORE SHE EDITS IT! And by she I mean the terrible and awful Stephanie Meyer.
Breaking Dawn. The nastiest piece of $#!^ on the planet. No, in the universe. I mean, what the Frodo. It's too gross for words. Except the ones that would get me banned off the site.
Werewolves. You've screwed them up for eternity Ms.Meyer. not cool. Werewolves used to be some of the coolest things ever until pretty boy Jacob came a long. ANd although he seems tough and stuff, he's not. he's Jesse MsCartney under all that surprsingly hot muscle. Ugh.
Edward is a flat flat flat character. I mean GOSH, the guy has no personallity. He's just......awful.
He's supposed the perfect gentlemen. He's just a stalker that wants to rape Bella,
Bella. OMG, she's so messed up . She's a pubescent sicko. She's married to a dead guy who sparkles, and highly enjoys it. I mean, seriously, that's terrible. No girl would want to suffer that fate.
Not to mention nobody can spell Carlisle. Excpet for me. HA!
TWILIGHT SUCKS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!