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message 1: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) | 316 comments OK, sit down, shut up and hold on and start playing spped metal to get the full effect of this rant.


Ok, Twilight is terrible. It's the $#!*$%^ book of the millenium.


VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT BEFORE SHE EDITS IT! And by she I mean the terrible and awful Stephanie Meyer.
Breaking Dawn. The nastiest piece of $#!^ on the planet. No, in the universe. I mean, what the Frodo. It's too gross for words. Except the ones that would get me banned off the site.
Werewolves. You've screwed them up for eternity Ms.Meyer. not cool. Werewolves used to be some of the coolest things ever until pretty boy Jacob came a long. ANd although he seems tough and stuff, he's not. he's Jesse MsCartney under all that surprsingly hot muscle. Ugh.
Edward is a flat flat flat character. I mean GOSH, the guy has no personallity. He's just......awful.
He's supposed the perfect gentlemen. He's just a stalker that wants to rape Bella,
Bella. OMG, she's so messed up . She's a pubescent sicko. She's married to a dead guy who sparkles, and highly enjoys it. I mean, seriously, that's terrible. No girl would want to suffer that fate.
Not to mention nobody can spell Carlisle. Excpet for me. HA!


TWILIGHT SUCKS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 2: by *Sklip* (new)

*Sklip*  (stalkerninja) Carlisle and the rest of the family were sorta alright.

Bella, Edward, and Jacob were not.


message 3: by AA (new)

AA | 1397 comments ..... None of them were tolerable.


message 4: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments WOW. :D

The best part of Twilight?

When it ended.

Yep.


message 5: by Casey (new)

Casey Bleh, I personally think that Bella deserves neither Jacob, or Edward.
She deserves to die alone, with twenty cats.


message 6: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments She deserves to die alone without ANY cats.


message 7: by Casey (new)

Casey True,


message 8: by AA (new)

AA | 1397 comments Exactly.


message 9: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments We can lock her up in a small, dark closet with only a rock to keep her company. No, she'll probably think the rock is a real person and start talking to it....


message 10: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) | 316 comments Good point. Lets hand her a piece of paper that says your a bitchy mary sue whho is in love with a sprkly stocker and then give her the finger.


message 11: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Ooh, I like that idea! >:D


message 12: by AA (new)

AA | 1397 comments XD awesome


message 13: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) | 316 comments It's one of my better ones.


message 14: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Heh. What are the worse ones...? (Rhetorically. ;) )


message 15: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) | 316 comments Getting detention at seven in the morning.


message 16: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) Rose wrote: "We can lock her up in a small, dark closet with only a rock to keep her company. No, she'll probably think the rock is a real person and start talking to it...."

HEY! >:O I talk to inanimate objects! Isn't that right Sparkle the Laptop? You need more stickers don't you? Well that's okay! I have LOTS!


message 17: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) | 316 comments I talk to myself sometimes.


message 18: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments That's the first sign that something is wrong up there. *points to head*


message 19: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) I do it ALL the time. Isn't that right Miller the T.V.?????


message 20: by AA (new)

AA | 1397 comments Ehh, in a sense, we're a little a insane. Some people have just come to terms with it. ;D


message 21: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) HEY! >:O SHELLY THE C.D. PLAYER I DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY SANITY!


message 22: by AA (new)

AA | 1397 comments XD


message 23: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments I totally don't talk to myself. That would be lame.

But I do that all the time... wait...

Wait, I talk to myself a lot.

Yeah, I do.

All the voices in my head won't shut up! ACK!


message 24: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) Vivi wrote: "That's the first sign that something is wrong up there. *points to head*"

I hope you're joking, not b/c I'm scared, but b/c I would be really pissed off if you thought I wasn't "all there."


message 25: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments No worries, I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure she's kidding! Seriously.


message 26: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments Uh...of course I'm kidding *runs away from the crazy person*


message 27: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments Whenever I hit walls, or bang something against another inamitate object, I always say sorry. I also saw this copy and paste thing of FF, that said "Copy and paste this onto your profile if whenever you walkn into a wall you say sorry." and then the next one says, "If a certain inamitate object hates you for walking into it, copy and paste this onto your profile."


message 28: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) Vivi wrote: "Uh...of course I'm kidding *runs away from the crazy person*"

>.<


message 29: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Rose wrote: "Whenever I hit walls, or bang something against another inamitate object, I always say sorry. I also saw this copy and paste thing of FF, that said "Copy and paste this onto your profile if wheneve..."

LOL that's amazing XD


message 30: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments I know! I need to find it again and paste it onto my profile. So far the only thing have on my profile other than stuff about me, my stories, and such, is my friend's quote.



message 31: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Heh, I have a lot on my profile on GRs... I just can't seem to shut up :D


message 32: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments I got nothing, never really got around to it.


message 33: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments I have nothing also. I think Steph is angry/crazy.


message 34: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) I wouldn't say angry; a little annoyed, yes, I think so.


message 35: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments I see you didn't try to deny the crazy part :D


message 36: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) Dude, I'm trying to contemplate if I'm really weird or just plain crazy...


message 37: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments My bet is on just plain crazy


message 38: by Killer Queen (last edited Feb 21, 2010 04:21PM) (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) Weeeelllll...
Depends on the what you mean on it, yes?
I mean I'm saner than lots 'o' people out there...
But I name/talk to my electronics...
Isnt that right LaFuanda the TI-84 calculator?
Btw, one of my guy friends named her...


message 39: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments at least you only talk to your electronics


message 40: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments 'Only' talk to the electronics? What do YOU do to the electronics?


Heh, just kidding. :)


message 41: by Killer Queen (new)

Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) haha


message 42: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Heh, just me and my twisted sense of humor again ^^


message 43: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments Rose should really find that copy and paste thing


message 44: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments What? What should I copy and paste???? The wall thing? Yes, that I should.


message 45: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 199 comments Yes, you should.


message 46: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Yeah! :D


message 47: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments Now I just gotta find it... I'm pretty sure it was on Some Random Girl Who Likes Pie's profile. Probably on Kitty Kat Emo too.


message 48: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Heh, those are awesome usernames. XD


message 49: by Rose (new)

Rose (Iceclaw) | 2069 comments That they are. Mines boring.


message 50: by Simona-- (new)

Simona-- I'm kind of intense  (completelyinsane) | 806 comments Not boring per sei... Just a little less inspired than normal. XP Of course, I kid, I kid.

Okay, two crazy/insane/back away SLOOOWLY things I do:
1. Even if I'm not even hit, or if I got hit softly, I still say "ow." Asking me why will lead to no answers.
2. Whenever I see someone taking a really hard hit, I say "Oww!!! Owwwiee that looks/sounds like it hurt!"

It appears Captain Obvious has made a return once again.
*face palm*


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