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Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
I knew that cartoon was lying to me.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
finally I can sleep nights.


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Are you having trouble sleeping at night? I think it is because you know I am here all alone, desperate for conversation, but that’s ok Charissa, stay in your comfortable bed. I don't mind. I have plenty of math to do.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
yes Nick, the dead Czar's family has been keeping me up nights... I haven't slept since 1918. Yes, that makes me more than 90 years old. What can I say? I'm well preserved. Also, a vampire. : P


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Dude you have got to bite me, I've been smoking for years... is it true vampy vampires are immune to diseases? I am not to worried about the sun thing, I live in darkness anyway.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
it is true... Darla had syphillis and then got vamped and has been undead and well for 100s of years!


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
alright, just leave me enough blood to get home. You know what to. And... go!


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
actually, I have to drain you of blood, and then make you drink some of mine... and then bury in the ground for several hours, until you rise from the grave, hungry and insane and in a lot of pain... ready?


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
alright... can you leave some wet wipes next to my hole?


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
lol that sounds dirty }:-D


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Dude, no offense, I'm not going anywhere near your "hole".


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Awe come on... I need something to clean the filth.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
:::hands him a damp midget:::


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Now that is ridiculous... it can't even reach my knee's how is it going to be able to clean me off?


message 15: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
no, dude, use it to wipe with. that's why it's been dampened. Also, it has ridges, for your... uhm... pleasure?


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Ahh right... But what if it starts screaming... Oh wait; I'll be a vampire then. Wait do I really want a midget vampire lurking around in the shadows... no.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
come on... you know you secretly want to have kinky, gay vampire butt sex with a midget. you can be honest with me. I won't judge you.


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Wait midget girls like butt sex? Of course! That is probably the only ay they can get it on... having a shallow vagina and all. I don't think I would be into re-arranging a midgets guts though.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
:::thinks Nick probably is missing the portion of his brain that is able to read the word 'gay' when it appears in text before him:::


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
{:-/ is this because of the sock thing.


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
LOL!!! no... I think I have come down with a severe case of Verbal Inhibition Disorder. I spent all day cooking and then having dinner with my whole family... we may be the most inappropriate group of middle class women known to man. no topic is out of bounds. I'm taking it all out on you now!! Aren't you glad you are awake? : D


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
Ewe... Well was there and salvageable conversation out of the whole evening? There had to be at lest one good story. (That doesn't involve me being gay)


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
My older sister (while wearing her blue and purple tie dye shirt) told the story of how she set her fence on fire while smudging the yard to thank it for a good yard sale.

My younger sister chased her puppy around my house all evening (a yorkshire terrier - shitzu mix) and tried to keep it from eating the Almond Roca logs out of the cat box.

My best friend regaled us with stories about her father's job. He works for the morgue, picking up dead bodies and delivering them to the funeral home. Last week he had to use the Jaws of Life to get a large dead person off the toilet in their trailer home.

My daughter spent the evening playing with one of birthday presents, Trash Talkin Turleen, the Trailer Park Barbie Doll. When you press her pregnant belly button it says "Pour me a double! I'm drinkin for two!"



Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
That is brilliant... I didn't know thye made trash talking trailer trash Barbie... I want one.


message 25: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony She thanked her yard for the yard sale? That's interesting. I haven't smudged my kids before school lately. I often send my kids to school smelling like pot. I probably diminish the holy effect by smirking at the idea of his teachers freaking out. I also take a perverse joy out of burning sage in empty classrooms and then asking, in a serious voice, "Who in the hell was smoking pot in here?" ten minutes later.

I feel SO badly for the first guy Char's daughter brings home to meet the family.




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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
Apparently the factory that makes them burnt down... they are in short supply. If you want one you better get a hold of one soon! They are gonna sell like hotcakes!


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Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
LMAO!!! Anthony, oh man.... the dryness on your post just killed me...

yeah... my family is a pack of complete freaks.


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
The factory probably doubled as a meth lab...

RA you play with open flames in a school... or were you just being facetious.



message 29: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony I'm a big fan of open flames in school. I think the "no candles" rule is stupid and I break it daily. What? Do they not trust me to avoid putting, I don't know, goddamn flammable plastic right next to the open flame?

And "open flames" could lead to a lot of good lines. Knock yourself out.


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
was that another gay joke... man I'm getting it from both ends tonight!



























GUAHahahahahahahah! yes I know what I said.


message 31: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony I'm an open flame for you, Nick, baby, burning at both ends....


message 32: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
::::shoves a midget into the middle of the gay man love fest in the room::::


message 33: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony You didn't smudge him first.


message 34: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
he came pre-smudged. with schmutz from alfonsos socks. and coal dust. and... HAZMAT fibres.


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod


I only toss the salad of smudged midgets.


message 36: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
::::stand in one place like an idiot trying to figure out the anatomical salad of a midget::::


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
teenie weenies, and crabapples.


message 38: by Lorena (new)

Lorena (lorenalilian) Oh, wow ... wow! LOL


message 39: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3620 comments Mod
w00t! new boots! Are they made for walkin? Cuz... well... you know the drill.

Mechanic!!! Yay!!! that's okay, I like em scratched. ; )


Servius  Heiner  | 1980 comments Mod
I love how midgets have turned into a goodreads "whipping boy"


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