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I hate Bono
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Jackie "the Librarian"
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Apr 20, 2008 12:38PM

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I hate Bono and U2 and I am not ashamed to admit it.
Being a child of the 80's I still resent that their crappy music was overplayed on every "new wave" or "modern" radio station in California.
I don't have a problem with activism, quite the opposite, I just think that Bono is irritating, arrogant and smug. I want to slap his face every time I see footage of him (many people have this effect on me but I'll save them for another thread).

I'm slightly annoyed by Bono's personal shopper/mandresser. Who picks out those tight jeans and oh-so-slightly askew "cowboy" hats he wears?
I bet he drinks tea with his legs crossed at the knees.

"have you ever wondered why, no matter how much good stuff he does, he still seems like such a piece of crap?"


He is HOT (Number one)
His early U2 stuff is AWESOME (number 2)
He's helping the world unite and be a better place (number 3)
And He's FUCKING HOT (Number 4)
not to mention the accent is HOT.

So, people I want to slap every time I see their face on TV, in a magazine or in a movie (a highly abbreviated list):
Elijah Wood (ooh I want to smack that perpetually introspective dreamy emo look right off his pointy face)
Any adolescent cast member on The Sopranos
Elton John (the whole Diana/Marilyn thing and the smug campaigning for Hillary)
Carlos Mencia (and most other "comedians" but, wow, is he not the least bit funny)
Ethan Hawke (see Elijah Wood)
Lara Flynn Boyle (her semi inflated, uneven lips bug the crap out of me)
Skeet Ulrich (my partner was watching Jericho while it was still running or else he would not rate)
The entire cast of Sex in the City (really, do I need ot go into detail?)
Okay, I'll stop there but I could go on for a good long while.
Any one else care to weigh in on who needs a good healthy smack?

Brittney Spears? Though I think she needs more than that.
Any person who is currently a spokesperson for Proactiv acne treatment. Those commercials drive me insane.

Laura Dern
Elijah Wood (except for Everything is Illuminated
Jennifer Beals/Bette Porter
News anchors
Quentin Tarentino (except I would probably just kick him in the shins and then run away)
Sting
Bono
this guy in my Teaching Reading class

Sean Hannity could use a cream pie in the face. Smooshed around real good.

A. Being John Malkovitch
B. Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her
C. The Ballad of Jack and Rose
somehow I stomached her in the 40 year old virgin. But not quite, my gag reflex was still quite stimulated for days after it.
I just liked her in Into the Wild. Dunno Why. I was probably already hate overloaded by Eddie Vedder, and numbed to her gap-toothed canned tuna voice.
she gets a wet trout to the kisser.

Sting and Eddie Vedder are high on my list of slapability.
It's nice to personalize it. I'd smack Sting with a Nag Champa scented sweat-stained yoga mat and Eddie Vedder with...anything with a nail poking through it. I fucking hate Pearl Jam.
I am going to add celebrity chefs Rachael Ray and Emeril Lagasse. I have a friend who is very into the food network and man are those two irritating.

And he never rubs his wealth in our faces, with the partying and the Cristal and the Bentley. Does Bill Gates even stay up late?


Seth, you're just jealous. Your sunrise/sunset cant compete with such a fine male specimen. Dont hate him because he's beautiful.. Haa haa...
It helps that he has that accent .. it makes me weak in the knees.
ahhhhh.....

Still Little Fingers is how U2 would sound if any of them had any balls at all. Which they don't.