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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

This is where you share your favorite Harry Potter quotes! From the books and/or from the movies! I just watched the third movie for the first time and I thought it was funny when Hermionie says "Is that REALLY what my hair looks like from the back?" :D


message 2: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor “Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.
"Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.
"What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked her?"
"Good point," said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! Angelina!"
Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him.
"What?" She called back.
"Want to come to the ball with me?"
Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look.
"All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face.
"There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.”


message 3: by Meka (new)

Meka Ya i Love that one to.

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"-Luna Lovegood


message 4: by Mary (new)

Mary (Literarypiesociety) | 129 comments Fred and George were awesome!


message 5: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor Mary wrote: "Fred and George were awesome!"

Yep they're my favourite characters!

'Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well – Percy's got a girlfriend.'
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head.
'What?'
… 'You won't tease him, will you?' she added anxiously.
'Wouldn't dream of it,' said Fred, who was looking as if his birthday had come early.
'Definitely not,' said George, sniggering


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Eleanor 'Harry!' said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply.
'Simply splendid to see you, old boy –'
'Marvellous,' said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. 'Absolutely spiffing.'
Percy scowled.
"That's enough now," said Mrs. Weasely.
"Mum!" said Fred, as though he'd only just spotted her, and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you!"


message 7: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor And McGonnagal, too:

McGonagall: You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in.

Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, frowning at Harry. Then she said, 'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
'Have – what?'

'Well, usually when a person shakes their head,' said McGonagall coldly, 'they mean "no". So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign-language as yet unknown to humans –'

'May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?' Professor McGonagall asked curtly, without looking at Professor Umbridge.

'I should have made my meaning plainer,' said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. 'He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.'


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Good ones Eleanor! :)


Elizabeth *Book Lover* | 51 comments "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Dumbledore

"It is our choices that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Dumbledore

I have lots.


message 10: by Mary (new)

Mary (Literarypiesociety) | 129 comments Love the quotes!


message 11: by Anna, ~Ravenclaw addicted to reading~ (new)

Anna | 268 comments Mod
I love the one with Fred and Angelina!! That is hilarious!

I also like, "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

Also, "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Wow Anna I really like "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Do you know who said that?


message 13: by Madilyn (new)

Madilyn Sirius said that I believe


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

Thanks!


message 15: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor Aw Anna I love the "happening inside your head" one it's so lovely. Made me love Dumbledore again at the end of Deathly Hallows.


message 16: by Georgia (new)

Georgia Morris (geog2001) | 65 comments "I love Magic"
-Harry Potter


message 17: by Anna, ~Ravenclaw addicted to reading~ (new)

Anna | 268 comments Mod
Oh yeah Georgia! I love that one!


message 18: by Georgia (new)

Georgia Morris (geog2001) | 65 comments I have it on a necklace


message 19: by [deleted user] (last edited May 02, 2015 09:18AM) (new)

"There is no such thing as magic!" -Vernon Dursley


message 20: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor Scarlett wrote: ""There is no such thing as magic!" -Vernon Dursley"

Haha yeah some Dursley ones are hilarious!

Uncle Vernon, who had gone very pale, whispered something that sounded like "Mimblewimble."

“He hurried to car and set off home, hoping he was imagining things, which he had never hoped before, because he didn't approve of imagination.”

"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?"

Dudley: They flush people's heads down the toilet first day at Stonewall. Want to practice?
Harry: No thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head in it; it might be sick.


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:) Funny.


message 22: by Mina (new)

Mina | 55 comments "Numbing the pain for a moment will only make it worse when you finally feel it"


message 23: by Meka (new)

Meka "So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"


message 24: by Meka (new)

Meka This my Favorite

"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."


message 25: by Meka (new)

Meka "Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."


message 26: by Anna, ~Ravenclaw addicted to reading~ (new)

Anna | 268 comments Mod
I love all of those! Especially the one with Fred and George!


message 27: by Eleanor (new)

Eleanor Meka wrote: "This my Favorite

"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, th..."


Yep! That one's hilarious! I love it later on when they say "We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" to Ginny, and at the end of the book Prof. Dumbledore says
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a lavatory seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you. Madam Pomfrey, however, thought it might not be very hygienic, and confiscated it." Love that running gag throughout the whole book!


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

Meka wrote: ""So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!""

Love this one! :D


message 29: by Brandi (new)

Brandi Zavala (Brandizavala3) my favorite is this:
ll go to bed before the two of you kill us or even worse we get expelled. she needs to set up her priorities {ron and hermione


message 30: by Haley (new)

Haley S (haleyjs) brandi wrote: "my favorite is this:
ll go to bed before the two of you kill us or even worse we get expelled. she needs to set up her priorities {ron and hermione"


LOVE this one!


message 31: by Kelly (new)

Kelly | 25 comments Always...


message 32: by Kelly (new)

Kelly | 25 comments △⃒⃘


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

My absolute favorite quote brandi!!


message 34: by Haley (new)

Haley S (haleyjs) yes!!!


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

It's hilarious!


message 36: by Haley (new)

Haley S (haleyjs) ikr??


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