I hate the stomach flu

[Heather]

It never fails... the moment we plan to go somewhere, I come down with the stomach flu. Or to be more specific, the intestinal flu, cause I'm not yakking, thank goodness.
And of course, when I get better, and we plan again to go somewhere, my husband spends all night in the bathroom yakking.
I HATE when he gets sick- super heroes aren't supposed to get sick.
*sniff* DAMN YOU INSIDIOUS VIRUSES!!!

[shellyindallas]

WHAT?! I LOVE THE STOMACH FLU!

just kidding. seriously though, at the end of it you drop a pant size so that's always a plus.

[Servius Heiner]

maybe stem cells can fix the flu... Genetic immunity or something.

[Heather]

hmmm, that's an idea... but where can I get stem cells on a weekend?

Yeah, the weight loss IS kinda nice. At least for me. Now if only I could keep it off. Maybe I'll go get a tapeworm... But there again, where can I find such things on weekends? Pity...