Porg's Reviews

[Random Pineapple]

Hello, people.
I'll post my reviews here, when I make them.
I can't write good reviews, but rant reviews are my specialty.
I'm currently reading Sawkill Girls, and Catwoman: Soulstealer (only because it's by Sarah J. Maas and I'm dying for another SJM book).
Anyways.
Goodbye.

[Lillyyy]

I just wanted to say I love your rants and excited for more 😂

[Random Pineapple]

I’m glad that someone benefits from my negativity.

[Random Pineapple]

I have finished rewriting my review of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. I had to delete it because I was worried my brother would find it.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Srujan, Bibliophile]

Oh! is your brother some kind of a detective?

[Random Pineapple]

Srujan wrote: "Oh! is your brother some kind of a detective?"

Apparently.
He was reading reviews of a book and he found Simple Porg and then he came up and asked what my favourite Throne of Glass cover. I said Empire of Storms and my profile picture was Empire of Storms so he connected the dots and said I had an account. And I said I didn't because my mom doesn't know and I don't know if she'd get mad.

[katie ❀]

Lolll he's so smart. I also love your rants. Please write one soon

[Random Pineapple]

Here’s my questionable review of Catwoman: Soulstealer. Like I said, I can’t write good reviews. https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

Maybe if I actually write out my thoughts about books I read somewhere, I'll be able to write better reviews that aren't just me screaming about the masterpiece that is the book I read.

So I'm reading The Winner's Curse. It's not a masterpiece so far.
Things I don't like
-The characters seem kind of underdeveloped
-Things seem to get cut off sometimes when expect more. I turned the page to see what the MC's reply to another character would be, but it was a new chapter. It's weird
-It's kinda slow. Like I realize that I'm probably witnessing the development of a slow burn romance, but it's still slow.

things I do like
-I am enjoying the development of the relationship between Kestrel and Arin.
-This book is extremely frustrating. Because of the slaves. I like books that make me mad. (mad at the situation. not at characters for being stupid, or some other bad thing.)

[Random Pineapple]

I finished The Winner's Curse https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Srujan, Bibliophile]

Nice review Porg!

[Random Pineapple]

Welcome back to “Porg Can’t Write Good Reviews”
Today we have Six of Crows edition
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

And now we have a new edition!!
This time, it's "Porg Doesn't Know Why This Book Was Enjoyable"
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

I know that a lot of the same people are in all my groups and I’m putting this in other places too, but I’m just gonna put it here anyway
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

Oh I posted here more recently than I thought.
Here's another review.
If anyone feels like reading it.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

Here,
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[Random Pineapple]

Here is my review of Carry On.
*the spotlight swings to s Trashcan*
No.
*spotlight swings in the other direction*
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The crowd is confused because the trash and the review are the same.

Because the review is incoherent.
But it’s fine.