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Idk any good jokes lol

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KM Abiduzzaman | 77 comments A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him. At last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, “Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife. Frustrated, the man says, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions.”


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KM Abiduzzaman | 77 comments A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never looked quite like the rest. Now, I want to assure you that these seventy-five years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer could not take all of that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, and then confesses. “Yes, he did.” The old man is very shaken, the reality hitting him harder than he expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again the woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tries to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally she says to her husband, “You.”


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