Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) Twilight question


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HOW I WAS TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE


Here's how: you find three candles and put a drop of your blood on each of them. Light them up around you and get some rosemary and scatter the little leaves around you. Next get a paper, pencil and you need to weite down your name and what part of you will you trade.most trade their mortality so thats how you hear that vampires are immortal when you're done writing that down, sit in the circle and wait.this must be done at night around 12. After waiting about 7 minutes pick all your shit and go back to reading twilight and accepting that vampires are as real s unicorns.but if you really wanna be a blood sucker become a tampon.

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Elizabeth Omg I was like what is this person talking about..then I kept reading...LMFAO!!!
Jan 20, 2015 05:51PM · flag

Is this a joke

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Elizabeth Yes it's a joke ...more
Jan 20, 2015 05:52PM · flag

Either that, or he was turned into a vampire...


Subtitle: Mummy Didn't Love Me Enough And Nobody Understands Me.


too funny!!!


You guys are taking this way too seriously.


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