I... BUT I DON'T CARE

[Linda]

What is YOUR guilty secret? The one not even your best friend knows. Come on spill, I shant tell. Mine is I can't swim. All the more shocking as I grew up in Barbados surrounded by beautiful beaches. I'm just not happy in water deeper than a bath - BUT I DON'T CARE. We are who we are, so come on tell and don't care.

[Ian, Moderator]

My keyboard has a # on it but as the supposed lack of such was my most cunning excuse for not joining Twatter, I've told no-one till now, but I don't care. I'm out and proud.

[Linda]

Well done! I was on Twatter but closed my account because it was twat.

[Tim]

Ian wrote: "My keyboard has a # on it but as the supposed lack of such was my most cunning excuse for not joining Twatter, I've told no-one till now, but I don't care. I'm out and proud."

I use a Mac; there is no # on the keyboard (you can only get to it by some strange keypress sequence and a secret handshake)

[[deleted user]]

Linda wrote: "Well done! I was on Twatter but closed my account because it was twat."

Linda, did you actually mean to say, 'twat'?

[Linda]

Yep.

[Jackie]

I like to drop items into other people's trollies when I'm in Tesco. I hate food shopping, so it brightens livens up an otherwise dull activity. I also fancy Micky Flanagan a bit.

[Linda]

Drop items into other people's trollies? That's different! But what the heck, you're out and proud :)