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Aug 29, 2009 05:56AM
I saw these retarded shoes in a catalog this morning. I like boots and I like peep-toe shoes. But that doesn't mean they should be put together.
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Not only are those hideous, they are also confusing. Around here, if you're wearing boots it's because it's too cold/rainy to have your toes peeking out!
Them shoes look like a circumcision gone wrong…
Alfonso wrote: "Them shoes look like a circumcision gone wrong… "
Ha! Just lost some coffee while reading that...
they have run out of ideas for shoes; they have gone too far. if i see one more pair of gladiator-inspired sandals, i will set a lion on the wearer...yes, i have a lion at my disposal. jealous?
I haven't been able to get on board with gladiator sandals for some reason. The look horrible on me. Maybe because I have enormous feet.
Gretchen it has nothing to do with your gigantic feet! Them sandals are horrible like the croc or whatever they called and the freaking dominican duck shoes… karen can I barrow (?) your lion for the next time I see the dominican duck shoes?
I can already see the scallywags of Hollywood wearing those freakin things.
Nonsensical clothing drives me BONKERS! Bonkers, I tell ya!!!!!
of course, fonso... just be sure to feed him well with jerks.
Gretchen wrote: "what is a Dominican duck shoe?"Behold!!! The dominican duck shoes:
All I had to do is go to Feliz baggage and grab the first pair of shoes… apparently these are mandatory among dominicans… there is even a song… I don’t remember the lyrics I’m too fucking old my I think Hell does… try to convince her to tell you the lyrics is freaking hilarious…
Karen, thank you! And trust me if is a dominican wearing the fucking dominican duck shoes the jerkiness of the meat is guarantee!
Ummm… you know that book I gave Mr. Greg has a crazy man eating she ware leopard or something like that… while I was reading about her I thought about you!
wait, me?? karen?? which book is this?? hahaha you found out my secret! watch out for the full moon! grrr... (psst - i have been drinking again - birthday week has been pretty kertrunken)
Hahahah, is The Chronicles of The Black Company, I don’t think you’ll like it tho. And you once told me a story about you thinking you was a freaking cat or something… and I’m drinking too for the first time in 3 weeks! What’s your poison?
These are my least favorite shoe style. The kinds that look like labium. Seriously, wtf?! They're for the people who want to bring camel toes back to the feet.
ohhh - that was when i was a teenager on acid. yeah. memories... right now it is just rum and beer. speaking of which - i must refresh... those shoes are a travesty.
WAIT TAMBO! When my cousin Juan was here a few months back he told me that camel toes was when a woman were pants so tight that you can see the shape of her vagina!!! Now I’m confused! Now if you were to tell me look at her camel toes I’ll be so disappointed to see that you talking about her shoes!
Ewww rum!! I hate that shit the only drink know to man that has ever make me vomit!! (bad memories too involves me passing out on my own vomit on top of a toilet) EWWWWW I hate rum!!!
Hahahah screw you I’m doing shots of whiskey with beer… dude I have such a nice buss! You should drink with me one day!!! And worry not I am program to say only my home address when I get fuck up! I do know how sometimes but I always make it home!
Dear Alfonso,
Here is a true camel toe:
Here is what your cousin referred to:
Here is a shoe which wants to bring the camel toe BACK to the feet:
Here is something you can buy if your labium aren't quite cutting it:
Here is an idiot:
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Here is a true camel toe:
Here is what your cousin referred to:
Here is a shoe which wants to bring the camel toe BACK to the feet:
Here is something you can buy if your labium aren't quite cutting it:
Here is an idiot:
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Tambo if I start having nightmares with women with camel’s toes for vaginas… I’ma blame in on you…
it was very thorough. you should be fine teaching those third-graders.
Um, I was going to post about those Ugg boots & how they always make me think of 'Wookie Feet' & how all I can think of is those poor hobbled wookies back at the Uggs factory...but after seeing Montambo's camel toe photo?
I need to go to the bathroom & vomit.
...ok, or beat off.
I need to go to the bathroom & vomit.
...ok, or beat off.
Haha! The camel toe cups are funny! Where did you find that shit? "Not tested on camels" "Microwave and dishwasher safe" Why would you want to microwave it? Beats me. And I think I like the cougar model best - comes with a built-in bottle opener - how awesome is that?!"I wanted to impress this guy at the bar, so I've opened a beer with my cup, we've been going out for 3 days, he drives a camaro, I'm in heaven!"
I hadn't seen those camel toe shoes before! CHRIST OUT LOUD those are some ugly fucking shoes.WHY?? I just don't understand.
Jini wrote: "I love that the cameltoe cups are coming in a junior size soon! Perfect for your little prostitot."i seriously hope that one is a joke... damn, that's fuck up!
Fooz, I can't tell you how greatful I am that my kid is a boy. My daughter would never leave the house.
You wanna hear something funny about me, before I decided to join the voluntary human extension project… I wanted 3 girls =)
Alfonso, if you ever think you might be changing your mind about that voluntary human extinction project let me know. I will loan you a daughter who will assure your lifetime membership.
Gretchen I practically raised my little sister… it was awesome! Boys in the other hand… just too fucking annoying!
Alfonso wrote: " Boys in the other hand… just too fucking annoying!"Not when you're a nerd and can pass along the love of all things geekery! My poor kid is never getting laid.
Hahhahaha, I say bull shit! Nerds are on demand… chicks finally realized that we better lovers… still when you compare the amount of pussy that the jocks gets against that of a nerds the gap is big… but we getting there! I’m telling you!
gretchen, might be better if you dont send him a daughter...
I'm telling you, he doesn't stand a chance. Oh, and I'm training him to be the John Connor of the post-zombie apocolypse world. Our house is the safe house.
Dude, I see that kid holding a cell phone not a game boy what kind of nerd training are you doing classic or modern? I did classic and look at the results http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ngyD... my little sister is the oen with the glasses
Definitely a mix of classic and modern. He needs to be up on today's nerdity, but must have a solid understanding of the background. Pretty sure he'll only know classic Trek, and NONE of the newer Star Wars.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP I can't see youtube at work.Alfonso, raising your sister may have been awesome but I assure you my daughter is NOT. However, she may have the proper mindset for training in world domination.
Karen, I don't think he could do any damage. She's a fucking gangster.
