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The history of the wenus!!!!!

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message 1: by Anna, My Wenus is prettier than yours!!! ha ha ha ha ha (new)

Anna ~*Dr. Sugar Kain *~ (urghisme) | 11 comments Mod
Ok so I was too lazy to actually google the history so I thought that we could make it up!!!
So It will start!!!!!

Once upon a time,little gnomes would stand for hours in the gardens with nothing to do!!! SO one day little Johnie stood there until his skin became droopy all over!!!................


message 2: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
OMG! DROOPY SKIN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

I know the rest! I know the rest!
Then he screamed.... "OH MY! What has happened to my elbow! It's all flabby, Like Maggie's skin!" *giggles*
Then, his big brother, Big Johnie came up and said: "OH MY!" And then he laughed... After he chuckled for about 5 minutes.... He said, " What should we call the flab? It is very fashionable, All the hot mama's will love you!" He tapped his chin. Then screamed with happiness. "I GOT IT! LET US CALL IT A WENUS!" ............... (continue people)


message 4: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
So then the "wenus", as Big Johnie called it, started coming in style. Vogue, Allure, Elle, and Glamour all voted it the hottest style for the season. Soon, it started becoming even more popular, and people would stand outside for weeks on end just to get that nice, flabby look...(continue)


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

AND THAT TIS THE HISTORY.


message 6: by Anna, My Wenus is prettier than yours!!! ha ha ha ha ha (new)

Anna ~*Dr. Sugar Kain *~ (urghisme) | 11 comments Mod
Nope not yet!!!!



message 7: by Anna, My Wenus is prettier than yours!!! ha ha ha ha ha (new)

Anna ~*Dr. Sugar Kain *~ (urghisme) | 11 comments Mod
But, years after years, everybodies elbows just started getting more and more flabby with out even trying so now everybody has HUGE wenus's!!!!

THE END!!!
hee hee
what should we talk about now?!?!?


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

LOL. That was fudging funny!
Drake? Collin?


message 9: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
Dillon!!!!!

It's okay that you don't know him. Cuz I do, and he is fudgin' shmexy!!


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

Heehee... Dillon is a combo of Drake AND Collin!! How funny!


message 11: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
Uh, kind of. BUT THE weenis history isn't done yet!!!GAH! WE'VE BEEN SPELLING IT WRONG ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 12: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
But then president George Clooney decided that it wasn't spelled the way he wanted it to, and Times magazine backed him up, and so did the Jamacians, but since they aren't part of the US, nobody really cared about their opinion. But soon, it became a worldly event, and the Russians planned to attack our nation if we didn't spell it veenis (the Japanese didn't care, they just said that it was only flab to them). But Stephenie Meyer went to Russia and helped calm everyone down, and finally got them to agree on the spelling w-e-e-n-i-s. They agreed. So after returning to America, Stephenie Meyer wrote a book about her travels to Russia, and called the books in the series: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and she is currently writing a book called Midnight Sun.

THE END!


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

LOL! But soon, Midnight Sun will be out... And then we will all know about Russian vampires?


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

LOL! But soon, Midnight Sun will be out... And then we will all know about Russian vampires?


message 15: by Anna, My Wenus is prettier than yours!!! ha ha ha ha ha (new)

Anna ~*Dr. Sugar Kain *~ (urghisme) | 11 comments Mod
That was very............... interesting???


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Heehee.


message 17: by Anna, My Wenus is prettier than yours!!! ha ha ha ha ha (new)

Anna ~*Dr. Sugar Kain *~ (urghisme) | 11 comments Mod
lol


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

Just sayin'


message 19: by Zunpip (new)

Zunpip if vampires can run so fast, can they run on water......?


message 20: by ImperatriceofGloom, Droopy Skin RULES! (new)

ImperatriceofGloom | 12 comments Mod
Probably.


message 21: by Makennah (new)

Makennah (turtlegirl) | 1 comments No.



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