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message 1: by Ken B (last edited Sep 03, 2018 07:29PM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments They are in the news daily. They are always up to no good. This thread will chronicle the ongoing misadventures of those rascally miscreants "Florida Man" and "Florida Woman".


message 2: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man caught on surveillance setting car on fire

https://www.wthr.com/article/florida-...


message 3: by Ken B (last edited Aug 24, 2018 08:01AM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man hauls in 1,000-pound gator on Lake Okeechobee

http://www.fox13news.com/news/florida...


message 4: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man Indicted for Cyberstalking Massachusetts Woman

https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/...


message 5: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man burns raccoon alive over eating mangoes, police say

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/19/...


message 6: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments LOL there’s always a Florida man doing something weird or against the law.

https://cheezburger.com/4043525/24-ti...

The macaroni headline seems legit to me.


message 7: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man attempts to rob Krispy Kreme, demands money and donuts, cops say

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/24/...


message 8: by J. (new)

J. Gowin Ken wrote: "Florida Man attempts to rob Krispy Kreme, demands money and donuts, cops say

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/24/..."


As one would.


message 9: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man threatens co-worker with box cutter in argument about Christian music

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/38957481/f...


message 10: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge

http://www.thedrive.com/news/23240/fl...


message 11: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments LOL pretty good comeback


message 12: by Ken B (last edited Aug 31, 2018 03:05PM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man says 150-pound lizard visitor stalks his home

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/flo...


message 13: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man arrested for giving girlfriend a 'wet willy'

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/...


message 14: by J. (new)

J. Gowin Florida Man's Divorce Attorney:

https://youtu.be/zIsmBkFUtw8


message 15: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man Arrested For Drunken And Violent Tirade In Key West's Gay Bar Area

http://instinctmagazine.com/post/flor...


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message 17: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments jb wrote: "Just saw this on Live PD

https://www.wishtv.com/national/flori..."



That could have ended badly.


message 18: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments Most definitely. He actually called 911 while hanging onto the hood at 70 mph.


message 19: by Anne (w/ an E) (new)

Anne (w/ an E) (mzcatnthehat) | 801 comments Ken wrote: "jb wrote: "Just saw this on Live PD

https://www.wishtv.com/national/flori..."


That could have ended badly."


Does this mean we will have a new topic? One for Florida Man and one for Florida Woman?


message 20: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Anne (w/ an E) wrote: "Does this mean we will have a new topic? One for Florida Man and one for Florida Woman? "

I think we are going to have to. I'll update the thread.


message 21: by Marie Helene (new)

Marie Helene | 716 comments Are they dating? Florida Man and Florida Woman?


message 22: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida man hangs dead ducks from stop sign to slow down reckless drivers

https://www.wptv.com/news/state/south...


message 23: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Marie-Helene wrote: "Are they dating? Florida Man and Florida Woman?"

So long as they don't reproduce.


message 24: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida man flees traffic stop, jumps into canal but is overcome by blue-green algae

https://www.news-press.com/story/news...


message 25: by J. (last edited Sep 04, 2018 03:43PM) (new)

J. Gowin Ken wrote: "Marie-Helene wrote: "Are they dating? Florida Man and Florida Woman?"

So long as they don't reproduce."


Too late.

Florida Woman Dunks Child’s Head In Toilet, Gets Death Threats

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/04...


message 26: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments J. wrote: "Ken wrote: "Marie-Helene wrote: "Are they dating? Florida Man and Florida Woman?"

So long as they don't reproduce."

Too late.

Florida Woman Dunks Child’s Head In Toilet, Gets Death Threats

http..."


And that is why!


message 27: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments That algae is no joke for sure. Red algae and other types have become quite an issue in the past few years. I’d say he’s pretty lucky.


message 28: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Naked Florida Man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville

http://www.theledger.com/news/2018090...


message 29: by Erin (new)

Erin (ems84) | 7698 comments I guess vodka and marijuana would lead to that kind of inspiration.


message 30: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Cops: Florida Man stole ambulance from hospital because he needed a car

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/cop...


message 31: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Woman poured hot sauce into husband's eyes during argument, deputies say

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-n...

Florida Man and Florida Woman make a beautiful couple


message 32: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments My friend and I were just talking today about how we miss some of the crazy since we’ve moved away from Florida.


message 33: by Anne (w/ an E) (new)

Anne (w/ an E) (mzcatnthehat) | 801 comments Ken wrote: "Florida Woman poured hot sauce into husband's eyes during argument, deputies say

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-n......"


Waiting for a mention of Florida Teen or Florida Child.


message 34: by Ken B (last edited Sep 20, 2018 07:20AM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments 'I'm a Kardashian,' Florida Woman claims before pushing neighbor, deputies say

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/tr...


message 35: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Neighbors complain about Florida Man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal

https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/neigh...


"....and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose..."


message 36: by jb (new)

jb Byrkit (jbbyrkit) | 2035 comments Hahahaha - maybe he should move to one of the many nudist colonies in Florida.


message 37: by Erin (new)

Erin (ems84) | 7698 comments Haha! The poor neighbors...


message 38: by Ken B (last edited Sep 21, 2018 07:28AM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man is a budding cinematographer:


Florida Man Admits Videotaping 80 Sex Partners

https://patch.com/florida/miami/flori...

Florida Man arrested for illegally filming woman at Falls Church grocery store

https://www.localdvm.com/news/virgini...


message 39: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man charged after trying to steal American Airlines jet from airport

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/n...


message 40: by Erin (new)

Erin (ems84) | 7698 comments And I thought I had some crazy people in the state I live in (Massachusetts) but Florida gets the prize.


message 41: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man accused of using lighter to burn ‘smiley faces' onto children

https://www.wric.com/news/national/fl...


message 42: by J. (last edited Sep 23, 2018 05:14AM) (new)

J. Gowin Ken wrote: "Florida Man accused of using lighter to burn ‘smiley faces' onto children

https://www.wric.com/news/national/fl..."


The proper punishment for this criminal is self evident.


message 44: by J. (new)

J. Gowin It seems ironic that she turned on Johnny Walker.


message 45: by Ken B (last edited Dec 29, 2018 09:30AM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man worried about vampires burns down his house, police say

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/...


message 46: by Ken B (last edited Dec 31, 2018 05:14AM) (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Woman robs mailman with toy gun, flees on tricycle, deputies say

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flo...


message 47: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-man...


message 48: by J. (new)

J. Gowin Ken wrote: "Florida Man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-man..."


When Ronald McDonald turns out to be a narc...

https://youtu.be/NpS4ebEtLUE


message 49: by Erin (new)

Erin (ems84) | 7698 comments Ken wrote: "Florida Man tried to pay for McDonald's with bag of weed

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-man..."


You never know what you'll encounter in the early morning hours at a McDonald's drive thru.


message 50: by Ken B (new)

Ken B | 6593 comments Florida Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contr...


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