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message 1: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments So, yeah congrats to a Russian citizen Steven Seagal on a new job of a special rep on US Russia (humanitarian) ties: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/04/po...
So Gerard Depardieu is not alone: http://www.france24.com/en/20180318-p...
I guess Putin's popularity is not confined solely to the biggest country in the world, but sometimes permeates far beyond -:)
Do you think Seagal, handling successfully impossible imbroglios in the movies, will be successful in mending US - Russia relations in reality?


message 2: by Michel (new)

Michel Poulin I doubt it. His name is now probably mud for many Americans and he will be considered as a 'sellout'.


message 3: by Ian (new)

Ian Miller | 9457 comments The tasks of Heracles were chicken-feed compared with Seagal's task. He has no show. My guess is this situation will get progressively worse for several years because the mob anger has really got going.


message 4: by Matthew (new)

Matthew Williams (houseofwilliams) Or the legitimate anger people have over Russia's actions, both in the US and abroad.


message 5: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments Returning to mythology, so you think Steve is just gonna be a modern Sisyphus ? -:)


message 6: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments He might make some nice coin without having any special impact.

For Putin, he get's a new sparring partner.

For Seagal, he has a reputation as a ladies man, and will find some willing ladies in Putin's shadow.


message 7: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments If Putin really want's to change public opinion in the US, he needs to spend some big coin on Facebook adverts, apparently they're highly effective.


message 8: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments -:)


message 9: by Graeme (last edited Aug 09, 2018 01:27AM) (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments I've got a movie coming on.

Real World context, Russia have been dumping their USTs and adding to their Gold Hoard...

Steven Seagal becomes Putin's right hand man and "enforcer,"

Chechen muslim extremists decide to steal the infidels (Putin's) gold and use it to crash the US COMEX with a massive dump of physical, sending the USD soaring to unsustainable heights - creating havoc amongst the devils of the East and West.

INCITING INCIDENT

The heist occurs amongst a flaming shoot out and the gold is loaded onto a jet bound for the USA.

ACT 1

Putin sends in Seagal - His mission, bring back the gold and take no prisoners.

ACT 2

The US.gov learn of this dastardly plot, and roll "Chuck Norris," out of retirement. His mission - retrieve the Gold for the US, before it lands on the COMEX and take no prisoners.

ACT 3

Seagal, and Norris go head to head in a mano-a-mano, no holds barred, fight to the death against each other.

CRISIS

The Chechens deploy a stolen nuclear weapon (with a 5 minute countdown timer) on the Gold carrying aircraft as it flys over Washington on the way to Chigaco (COMEX).

CLIMAX: Seagal and Norris, both badly wounded, and now on board the Gold carrying, nuclear armed jet must either kill each other, resulting in the nuke landing on Washington, while the Gold ends up dumped on the COMEX, "OR .... OR ....OR"

RESOLUTION:

They UNITE TO fight off the villainous Chechen extremists/terrorists LEADER who happens to be on the plane in a final suicide flight for eternal glory, disarm the nuke, and pilot the plane to a safe landing at JFK airport, where they are greeted by an adoring public, and a marching band, and a CIA handler, who reveals that Seagal, was always and only, a clever CIA plant....


message 10: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments Add Gal Gadot into it and you've got the next blockbuster!


message 11: by Graeme (last edited Aug 09, 2018 01:37AM) (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments The CIA handler - right at the end... set's up for the sequel.


message 12: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments Another variation can be with Stevie running for presidency in both countries and getting elected in both with the help of CIA hacking Russian servers and FSB - American, thus unifying the crown and bringing eternal happiness


message 13: by Graeme (last edited Aug 09, 2018 02:22AM) (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments As per "Face/Off," REF: IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119094/

Putin and Seagal undergo face transplant surgery, and Putin masked as Seagal becomes a famous US Politician, whose 'endless,' funding rockets him into the political stratosphere.

In a cruelly ironic twist, while espousing peace, love and harmonious transfer of wealth, he becomes the next "Democratic," party president, sending the Republican incumbent into ignominious defeat.

Meanwhile back in Russia, Steven Seagal is playing the role of his life, but displays an aikido move in the middle of a Judo joust, and the crowd falls silent ... has his cover been blown? or not!

A dark haired Russian Bureau of State Security (BOSS) operative (played by Gal Gadot) notices the lapse, and her beautifully manicured right eyebrow rises a precise centimeter in quizzical puzzlement.

Meanwhile, back in the USA, new president Putin (alias Seagal) throws the first ball in the baseball season for the New York Yankees, beds the cheerleaders, and signs a bill ending NATO.

Back in Russia, BOSS operative Gal Gadot, confronts Seagal as the fake Putin and in a dynamic fight that traverses the whole of the Kremlin, finally ending on the front door step - where she rips his face off - revealing - "It's not Putin. Where's Putin?"

Gal Gadot, researches face surgery and soon finds out that Seagal and Putin both visited the notorious Dr. Limski (now deceased) who was famous for swapping faces. She notes that while Seagal was marked down for a face transplant, Putin apparently saw the good Dr. on the very same day to get an ingrown toenail clipped.

Smelling a rat - she heads for Washington.

Fighting her way, with verve, discipline, and an excellent array of fine cosmetics and perfumes, she busts past every single Secret Service agent, US Marines and a platoon of Navy SEALs to confront the fake Seagal president (Putin) in the Oval office.

In a knock down, drag out, boss fight of epic proportions, she rips of Putin's fake face - revealing PUTIN.

She then drags him out onto the front lawn where a bevy of news crews reveal what has happened to an astonished world.

EPILOGUE

Gal Gadot, ex BOSS operative, gets an exclusive contract with a major Hollywood studio to play "Wonder Woman."


message 14: by Nik (new)

Nik Krasno | 13418 comments A perfect plot!
Maybe Emmanuel Macron can use Gadot's guise for some the scenes?


message 15: by Graeme (new)

Graeme Rodaughan | 7206 comments (Chuckle). Gotta head off.


message 16: by Ian (new)

Ian Miller | 9457 comments Sorry to spoil it, but your plot has overlooked the economic war going on. Somehow you have to get your spies into sanction-land.


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