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message 1: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
It's been a while since we tried something new, ergo, "Tell Me A Story!"

In our daily lives, we all see things that defy explanation.

Or, do they?

When you come across an image that begs for an explanation, please post it AND...

The HC will be happy to explain it to you. However, being polite people, we will keep our explanations limited to one or two sentences, a paragraph at most. (We can always hope.)

Humbly submitted for our first offering:


Tell Me A Story 01

AND YOUR EXPLANATION IS:


message 2: by Jay (last edited Aug 01, 2018 06:56PM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
So, I was cooking his favorite meal, and my SUV has always had lousy impulse control...


message 3: by Martin (new)

Martin (oldfossil) | 355 comments Mod
The new cooker that I bought at the discount store wouldn't fit inside my car, so I thought I'd try to get it home this way.


message 4: by Brena (new)

Brena Mercer | 617 comments Not my fault, it was jaywalking.


message 5: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Pea pie makes you strong enough to get rid of old baggage.


message 6: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Brena wrote: "Not my fault, it was jaywalking."

LOL!


message 7: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2422 comments Mod
Well, I'm thinking another a-hole who failed boy scouts and can't tie a knot, but that's too mundane :)


message 8: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
Looks like an attempt to explore the concept of free-range ranges gone horribly amiss.


message 9: by Brena (new)

Brena Mercer | 617 comments Suicidal range? It could happen?


message 10: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Stonehenge 01


message 11: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
At first, I wasn't all that impressed when my friend recommended this architect.


message 12: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments It was time for the Stonehenge to move on, the atmosphere on Earth was turning evermore toxic, and its signal wasn't getting out. It ordered the nearest taxi.


message 13: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
The Roof Is Out There


message 14: by Catherine (new)

Catherine Habbie This is an amazing game. Some really funny comments out there!


message 15: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Joel wrote: "The Roof Is Out There"

Like 02


message 16: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Yeah, thank you, Jay, for posting the pictures here. This is fun!


message 17: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Story 02


message 18: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Would you like to read my screenplay?


message 19: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments I just cracked the source code of the universe, here is your copy.


message 20: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "I just cracked the source code of the universe, here is your copy."

Nice!

Although, I'm a little irritated that someone beat me to the secret of the universe...again!


message 21: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments How many do you think would read it?


message 22: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "How many do you think would read it?"

About half as many as would try to understand it.


message 23: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "How many do you think would read it?"

About half as many as would try to understand it."


Too true! I think most of us would buy it, only a fraction would read it, and a handful would understand a word/number of it.


message 24: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
News 06


message 25: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Actually, teaching him to read was a very MOO-ving experience.

*sorry*


message 26: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
An important news bulletin...


message 27: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder.


message 28: by Jay (last edited Sep 07, 2018 11:47AM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder."

Are you saying he had a 'steak' in finishing the job?

...Why am I suddenly hungry?


message 29: by K.A. (last edited Sep 07, 2018 09:06PM) (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder."

Are you saying he had a 'steak' in finishing the job?

...Why am I suddenly hungry?"


Only logical.

description


message 30: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Story 03


message 31: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
I really enjoyed the party last weekend. Why, what have you herd????


message 32: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments I give up. I have been fraking my mind and not on a single line comes out. Not even one joke I have herd.


message 33: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "I give up. I have been fraking my mind and not on a single line comes out. Not even one joke I have herd."

Doesn't have to be a herd joke. How about:

"She threw it at me, so I'm beginning to think she's serious."


message 34: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2422 comments Mod
"Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!"


message 35: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

LOL!


message 36: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

On the universal embarrassment spectrum spinach definitely triumphs pink bra.


message 37: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2422 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

On the universal embarrassment spectrum spinach definitely triumphs pink bra."


I can’t say. I have had spinach in my teeth, but I have never had a pink bra in my antlers.


message 38: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Story 05


message 39: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
The group photo from this year's company picnic was almost as good as the hot dogs and barbecued ribs.


message 40: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
Family Day at the First Conflagrational Church


message 41: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments The rapture couldn't have come sooner. Finally, they got to put their skills into good use.


message 42: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
We also need a few volunteers for the Playgirl Firefighters Calendar. ...Not you, Larry.


message 43: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Jay wrote: "We also need a few volunteers for the Playgirl Firefighters Calendar. ...Not you, Larry."

Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?


message 44: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
K.A. wrote: "Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?"

talking smack --colloquialism-- 1. A favorite pastime among male comrades.


message 45: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?"

talking smack --colloquialism-- 1. A favorite pastime among male comrades."


I see. So, no Larry in pumps. I was hoping a Monty Python Lumberjack moment.


message 46: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Story 11-05-18


message 47: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
It's just a feeling I have that my grandparents genuinely enjoyed their wedding day.


message 48: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1552 comments Mod
Something told Sarah her marriage was under water.


message 49: by Martin (new)

Martin (oldfossil) | 355 comments Mod
Remarkably well preserved, since sinking in 1912.


message 50: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Fine Art 04


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