Tell Me A Story

[Jay]

It's been a while since we tried something new, ergo, "Tell Me A Story!"

In our daily lives, we all see things that defy explanation.

Or, do they?

When you come across an image that begs for an explanation, please post it AND...

The HC will be happy to explain it to you. However, being polite people, we will keep our explanations limited to one or two sentences, a paragraph at most. (We can always hope.)

Humbly submitted for our first offering:




AND YOUR EXPLANATION IS:

[Jay]

So, I was cooking his favorite meal, and my SUV has always had lousy impulse control...

[Martin]

The new cooker that I bought at the discount store wouldn't fit inside my car, so I thought I'd try to get it home this way.

[Brena]

Not my fault, it was jaywalking.

[K.A.]

Pea pie makes you strong enough to get rid of old baggage.

[Jay]

Brena wrote: "Not my fault, it was jaywalking."

LOL!

[Rebecca]

Well, I'm thinking another a-hole who failed boy scouts and can't tie a knot, but that's too mundane :)

[Joel]

Looks like an attempt to explore the concept of free-range ranges gone horribly amiss.

[Brena]

Suicidal range? It could happen?

[Jay]

[Jay]

At first, I wasn't all that impressed when my friend recommended this architect.

[K.A.]

It was time for the Stonehenge to move on, the atmosphere on Earth was turning evermore toxic, and its signal wasn't getting out. It ordered the nearest taxi.

[Joel]

The Roof Is Out There

[Catherine]

This is an amazing game. Some really funny comments out there!

[Jay]

Joel wrote: "The Roof Is Out There"

[K.A.]

Yeah, thank you, Jay, for posting the pictures here. This is fun!

[Jay]

[Jay]

Would you like to read my screenplay?

[K.A.]

I just cracked the source code of the universe, here is your copy.

[Jay]

K.A. wrote: "I just cracked the source code of the universe, here is your copy."

Nice!

Although, I'm a little irritated that someone beat me to the secret of the universe...again!

[K.A.]

How many do you think would read it?

[Jay]

K.A. wrote: "How many do you think would read it?"

About half as many as would try to understand it.

[K.A.]

Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "How many do you think would read it?"

About half as many as would try to understand it."

Too true! I think most of us would buy it, only a fraction would read it, and a handful would understand a word/number of it.

[Jay]

[Jay]

Actually, teaching him to read was a very MOO-ving experience.

*sorry*

[Joel]

An important news bulletin...

[K.A.]

They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder.

[Jay]

K.A. wrote: "They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder."

Are you saying he had a 'steak' in finishing the job?

...Why am I suddenly hungry?

[K.A.]

Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "They started it with when he was six, and they were sure to finish it before the meat grinder."

Are you saying he had a 'steak' in finishing the job?

...Why am I suddenly hungry?"

Only logical.

[Jay]

[Jay]

I really enjoyed the party last weekend. Why, what have you herd????

[K.A.]

I give up. I have been fraking my mind and not on a single line comes out. Not even one joke I have herd.

[Jay]

K.A. wrote: "I give up. I have been fraking my mind and not on a single line comes out. Not even one joke I have herd."

Doesn't have to be a herd joke. How about:

"She threw it at me, so I'm beginning to think she's serious."

[Rebecca]

"Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!"

[Jay]

Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

LOL!

[K.A.]

Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

On the universal embarrassment spectrum spinach definitely triumphs pink bra.

[Rebecca]

K.A. wrote: "Rebecca wrote: ""Yeah, so? You have spinach in your teeth!""

On the universal embarrassment spectrum spinach definitely triumphs pink bra."

I can’t say. I have had spinach in my teeth, but I have never had a pink bra in my antlers.

[Jay]

[Jay]

The group photo from this year's company picnic was almost as good as the hot dogs and barbecued ribs.

[Joel]

Family Day at the First Conflagrational Church

[K.A.]

The rapture couldn't have come sooner. Finally, they got to put their skills into good use.

[Jay]

We also need a few volunteers for the Playgirl Firefighters Calendar. ...Not you, Larry.

[K.A.]

Jay wrote: "We also need a few volunteers for the Playgirl Firefighters Calendar. ...Not you, Larry."

Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?

[Jay]

K.A. wrote: "Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?"

talking smack --colloquialism-- 1. A favorite pastime among male comrades.

[K.A.]

Jay wrote: "K.A. wrote: "Why not Larry? Are you trying to say something?"

talking smack --colloquialism-- 1. A favorite pastime among male comrades."

I see. So, no Larry in pumps. I was hoping a Monty Python Lumberjack moment.

[Jay]

[Jay]

It's just a feeling I have that my grandparents genuinely enjoyed their wedding day.

[Joel]

Something told Sarah her marriage was under water.

[Martin]

Remarkably well preserved, since sinking in 1912.

[Jay]