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Weekly Poetry Stuffage > Week 413 (May 31-June 6) Poems Topic: Humid

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message 1: by C. J., Cool yet firm like ice (new)

C. J. Scurria (goodreadscomcj_scurria) | 4309 comments You have until the 6th of June to post a poem and from the 7th to around the 11th of June, we’ll vote for which one we thought was best!

Please post directly into the topic and not a link. Please don’t use a poem previously used in this group. Only one submission per person is allowed.

Your poem can be of any length!

This week’s topic is: Humid

The rules are pretty loose. You could write a poem about anything that has to do with the subject/photo but it must relate to the topic somehow.

Most of all have fun!


message 2: by Garrison (new)

Garrison Kelly (cybador) | 9620 comments I know I already posted this poem in my writing folder, but it would also fit here since anger and rage are often described as hot and fiery (which has at least a little bit to do with humidity). It’s a heavy metal song with explicit lyrics called “Do It Live”. Enjoy!



VERSE 1
I hate answering the phone, I hate answering the door
Especially when all I want to do is fucking snore
I hate cleaning up cat barf, I hate cleaning up dog shit
I speak a colorful language and I won’t fucking watch it
I hate lifting heavy boxes, I hate bumping into walls
I hate having to tell the dog to not scratch my balls
The little things I hate send me into a bloody rage
If throwing fits was a crime, I’d be in a monkey cage

CHORUS
I’ll write it and we’ll do it live!
We’ll do it live!
Fuck it, do it live!
Fucking thing sucks!

VERSE 2
Every character I have is on a violent rampage
Every song that I write is dripping with rage
Every story that I publish is drooling with venom
Every drawing that I make is another damn weapon
Every thought that I have makes me want to punch
A fucking hole in your skull and have it for lunch
I need anger management in the worst fucking way
Before the world at large is going to fucking pay

CHORUS
I’ll write it and we’ll do it live!
We’ll do it live!
Fuck it, do it live!
Fucking thing sucks!

VERSE 3
Maybe my short fuse can be blamed on schizophrenia
Or maybe it’s been a while since I’ve had an enema
Or maybe I don’t do enough yoga in hot shorts
Or maybe my blood sugar is a little low on quarts
Or maybe it’s my past of being stuck in class
With the pieces of shit and the pains in the ass
Or maybe I’m just born with a dragon fire temper
Or maybe I’m sick of being my own defender

FINAL WORDS
Do it live, motherfucker! Do it live! X4


message 3: by Samantha (new)

Samantha (sclough1836gmailcom) | 49 comments Humidity

What is it?
Is it related to the wind chill factor, where weather people say it’s not as cold as it feels?
Well, guess what.
If I feel like I’m freezing then I am.
If I’m gulping down gallons of Gatorade and sweating bullets, then I think I’ll blame humidity.
People say they prefer dry heat.
(What is that?!)
They tell me it’s one of the reasons we get hard water.
(Are you talking about ice?)
My work has finally decided to relax the dress code.
(Can I wear my pjs?)
Maybe humidity isn’t bad.
Statisticly, it must have a reason to exist.
(But I still want to know what it is!)


message 4: by Fidel (new)

Fidel  Love (fidelmlove) | 48 comments Humid

Waiting on Summer weather
Hating I have this umbrella
Because another day is ruined
I prayed in May for beach fun
Too many days, we didn't see sun
One more day before the heat comes

The rain has made it so hot and humid
If I walk a block, I'm fuming
Another day spent brewing
Summer's here and I don't believe
If it doesn't come with a Summer breeze
I already want it to leave

By Fidel M. Love


message 5: by Edward (new)

Edward Davies | 1727 comments Title : Mosquito
Poet : Edward Davies

Moist and muggy
Creepy-buggy
Crawling on your skin

Humid, sweating,
Quite upsetting
Tries to burrow in

Tiny, smally
Creepy-crawly
Creeping on your neck

Try to trap it
Smack it, slap it,
Execute that speck


message 6: by C. J., Cool yet firm like ice (new)

C. J. Scurria (goodreadscomcj_scurria) | 4309 comments Polls and next contest should go up after I get back from work, say about 4 o'clock West Coast time in the U.S?


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