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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Would anyone like to share some poetry to mark the day?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Share and Enjoy?


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Tim | 9478 comments Oh look, there's my towel.
I always know where it is.
Would you like some nuts?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,(with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments That's perfect towel day fare, GL.

Now excuse me while I empty the vomit bucket.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments I could look for some Nancy Milstone Jenning if you want. Or some William McGonagall.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Go on then.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Well that's a happy poem.


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Benjamin Appleby-Dean (benjaminappleby-dean) Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, anyone?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Benjamin wrote: "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, anyone?"

How does that one go?


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Benjamin Appleby-Dean (benjaminappleby-dean) Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Benjamin wrote: "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, anyone?"

How does that one go?"


Adams sadly(?) didn't give us more than the audience reaction:

"...four members of an audience died of internal haemorrhaging during a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, while the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos himself was later killed by his own major intestine, which leaped up through his neck and throttled his brain when he attempted to read his twelve-book epic "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles""


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments Poetry for the appreciation of which one needs to be strapped into a chair is my kind of verse!


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Tim | 9478 comments Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Benjamin wrote: "Ode to a Small Lump of Putty I found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, anyone?"

How does that one go?"


I'd have a go but
my last haiku was ignored.
Meh! Par for the course.

(another haiku) :-p


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments It wasn't ignored! It was appreciated by me in gobstruck silence, without the aid of a safety net.


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Tim | 9478 comments Kath wrote: "It was appreciated by me in gobstruck silence, without the aid of a safety net."

That's going on my reviews page!


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments I was impressed too. I just forgot to say so in the frenzy to post the Vogon poem.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Tim seems to be channeling his inner Marvin.


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments I'm not sure he's sufficiently paranoid.


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Tim | 9478 comments Shhh! They'll hear you .. . .


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments 😂😂😂


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Kath using emoticons!

Colour me impressed!


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments That's Kath on her Kindle Fire. Can't seem to do it on the laptop.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Doesn't work on my iPad.

😠


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Oh, yes it does!


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Kath Middleton | 25096 comments Yay! 😱😵😳


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments 👅💔

You may regret this.


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 9139 comments <°)))><

Have a Babel fish


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments 🍤

Prawns are nicer.


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