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message 1: by Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ (last edited Jul 27, 2014 02:03PM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Epic Cowboy-Off BR which pits 5 GR friends against one another for top cowboy honors.

Team A: Noah & Cupcake reading Bareback

VS.

Team B: Al, Baby & JenM reading The Ranch Foreman

Sexy cowboypalooza! =)

Team A *might* be outnumbered, but I think we got them beat in the smut department.

Bring your "A" game on 8/2. It's on like Sean then.


SheReadsALot Team B will bring up the rear!



He's a cowboy in my book.


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Baseball players!!!!!

*squee*


SheReadsALot Hi lurkers! *waves hand*


SheReadsALot Manties!

I approve.



So does he.


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ He has no shortage of muscles now does he?


Jamie Dang Optimist...you hang out in the best threads...


SheReadsALot

Aw yeah! L'yall is in da hiz-ouse!


message 9: by Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ (last edited Jul 26, 2014 09:27PM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Jamie wrote: "Dang Optimist...you hang out in the best threads..."

I am surrounded by awesome peeps. I'm super lucky. :)


SheReadsALot Party.




Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ SheReadsALot wrote: "

Aw yeah! L'yall is in da hiz-ouse!"


I'm simultaneously creeped the fuck out & turned on. such an odd dichotomy.


SheReadsALot Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ #teampain member wrote: "SheReadsALot wrote: "

Aw yeah! L'yall is in da hiz-ouse!"

I'm simultaneously creeped the fuck out & turned on. such an odd dichotomy."




I'm cracking the l'yall up!


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Look at The Huddles get his freak on! Classic!


SheReadsALot This is the best thing ever...sigh it's the last one.




Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SheReadsALot OMG free Sketchman on Amazon...too excited to post the titles!


message 17: by Al (new)

Al Argh! Do big heads mean fantastic blow jobs???


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ SheReadsALot wrote: "OMG free Sketchman on Amazon...too excited to post the titles!"

Shut it.

*checks out Amazon*
*hates herself for her weakness*


Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ Al wrote: "Argh! Do big heads mean fantastic blow jobs???"

I'm gonna go w/no. Smaller mouth=tighter fit. That's my story & I'm sticking to it! ;P


message 20: by Al (new)

Al Morning Americans! Get your lazy butts outa that...rock you're sleeping on!.
Seeing as how I will be whipping your arses next Sat, I have prepared you a special cowboy breaky..

First, a touching C/B poem about the trials and tribulation of C/B life...

Show some respect, Noah!! Stop picking your nose!

The gritty heart of a CowBoi
The life of a cowboy, it is hard
it is also long
sometimes it gets so very stiff
I have to wear a thong
by, John Wayne.

Breaky. Gritts


Horse piss tea


and finally, some gun oil. Cause let's face it - no lube for many miles and you've probably a burning passion for physical enrichment

It comes with a little toy



message 21: by Al (new)

Al Gritts. Enjoy!!




message 22: by Al (new)

Al Also, a morning song. I posted it to be dynamic and witty, but the words are surprisingly beautiful and left me gulping. (like a fish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Qn7x...


message 23: by Noah (last edited Jul 27, 2014 04:45AM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah CPR certified rider Noah, team A arrived on scene .




message 24: by Al (new)

Al Glad to see you stopped picking your nose Noah.
(Cowboys have such AWFUL social skills)


message 25: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah Al wrote: "Glad to see you stopped picking your nose Noah.
(Cowboys have such AWFUL social skills)"


Some men aren't meant to be tamed.




message 26: by Al (new)

Al Hmm. That may be so Mr Cowboy, but no-one likes a dirty boy



message 27: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed So...um, i'm just wondering...Has this BR started and if not is there room for another to join? I've had the Ranch Foreman on my TBR for about a year now. This would be a good excuse to do something about it.


message 28: by Al (new)

Al I would love you to join our team Jen, my NESSTIE twin.
There are two teams
Team A ( anally challenged) Noah and Wench. These are struggling a bit

Team B ( better team) me and SheReads a lot. These are the icing on the top


message 29: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah Al wrote: "Hmm. That may be so Mr Cowboy, but no-one likes a dirty boy
"


Country bubble bath. :P




message 30: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed How do the rest of y'all (shhh, I didn't just say that) cowpoke feel about me joining?

I'm ready to cowboy up!
Just say go!


message 31: by Al (new)

Al Yeah, I better help him. Make sure he doesn't slip in or something. These country tubs can be so treacherous.

Oh Jeez!!! I've accidentally gone and impaled myself on something huge here


Claire Some tips



message 33: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah Al wrote: "Yeah, I better help him. Make sure he doesn't slip in or something. These country tubs can be so treacherous.

Oh Jeez!!! I've accidentally gone and impaled myself on something huge here"


"Helpful fellow, aren't you, Al. Come join me. Let's go over the morning chores" said the ranch foreman and took a deep drag on his cigarette :)




message 34: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed He's not going anywhere until I get done running my tongue all along those ridges of his abs ad pecs!


message 35: by Al (new)

Al Aw Boss! When you said bend over and do the polishing I thought you meant something quite different :(



message 36: by Al (new)

Al JenM wrote: "He's not going anywhere until I get done running my tongue all along those ridges of his abs ad pecs!"

Go halves?


message 37: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed Al wrote: "Go halves?"

Hmmm...
Do we split him down the middle of his abs? I'd be up for that. We each get equal amounts then and we can share his cock :)


message 38: by Al (new)

Al How do we share his cock?


message 39: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed Al wrote: "How do we share his cock?"

I don't know...take turns, suck together? Or you can have his ball and i'll take his cock!


message 40: by Al (new)

Al No.
No, I'm not sharing.

*crosses arms*


message 41: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed Fine...they you can have him when I'm done.

Come on cowboy...lets go.
*grabs cowboy's hand and leads him off for a romp in the hay*


message 42: by Al (new)

Al Pouts.


message 43: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed remember what I told you about birds and that bottom lip pouting out there.


message 44: by Al (new)

Al Jen??



message 45: by Noah (last edited Jul 27, 2014 08:32AM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah Al wrote: "Aw Boss! When you said bend over and do the polishing I thought you meant something quite different :(
"


"Bless your heart, Al.
Y'all listen up, now. Breakfast is ready. Giddy up!"




message 46: by Al (new)

Al Yay! Time for unidentifiable slops, my fav!!


message 47: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed Good Morning Cookie


message 48: by jenTed (new) - added it

jenTed Al wrote: "Jen??"

I'd say that's pretty childish...but um...that man is pretty old!


message 49: by Al (new)

Al Noah wrote: "Al wrote: "Aw Boss! When you said bend over and do the polishing I thought you meant something quite different :(
"

"Bless your heart, Al.
Y'all listen up, now. Breakfast is ready. Giddy up!"

"


Yes Mr Cowboy. Anything you say. You want me over here?


message 50: by Noah (last edited Jul 27, 2014 07:13PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Noah Yes, right there. Still find me handsome, Al? After all these years of ranching on the ranch?




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