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message 1: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments I am looking for some lighthearted humor. Please help me belly laugh by providing me your worst\best one liner you have ever heard.

Ok, here it goes...

You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy?

You get it?!!! Picture Henny Youngman with a big smile...


message 2: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments Lol! Perfect!


message 3: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments Is your name wi-fi? Because I feel a strong connection.


message 4: by S.L. (new)

S.L. Bynum (slbynum) | 26 comments Love the wi-fi one! And here's another:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


message 5: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments That is genius!


message 6: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.


message 7: by Michaelangela (new)

Michaelangela Montagna (michaelangela_montagna) | 11 comments Did you write a holy book? Because you could be my new religion.


message 8: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments lol, awesome!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.


message 9: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments oh, I love this one.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.


message 10: by Michaelangela (new)

Michaelangela Montagna (michaelangela_montagna) | 11 comments You're as complex as a Rubiks cube, but just as addictive.


message 11: by Gary (new)

Gary Robinson | 10 comments Perfect!


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