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message 1: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
Here is where you can just say puns because I know there are a lot of you here who love them. Here is one I tried to use in an RP, but it didn't work :P

Muse A: Did u hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Muse B: No...

Muse A: Real tragedy

Muse B: Wait that wasn't a pun?

Muse A: 100 soles were lost

Muse B: Dammit


message 2: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments I still don’t get it.


message 3: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
Soles? The bottom of your shoe? Shoe factory? Instead of souls, it's soles...


message 4: by Quemares (new)

Quemares | 1017 comments Mod
Soles -> Souls


message 6: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
finally someone gets it. I feel awkward now... so I'ma say another

What do you call cool cheese?
MozerHELLA


message 7: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments I hate puns....


message 8: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
oh... this thread isn't for you, is it then?


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
ok I hate to admit this, but I don't get it, sorry :c


message 10: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments Nope. Bye people. I’m out of here.


message 11: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments Dude...


message 12: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
oops. here is another one you might get:

What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine ;)


message 13: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments 100 souls were lost


message 14: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
No, the pun states 100 SOLES.... as in, the bottom of your shoes... cause it was a fire... at a shoe factory...


message 15: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments I was trying to make it so he got it.


message 16: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
he didn't get it I think.... you know what, if this chat isn't going through well, I'ma delete it...


message 17: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
he did get it I think*


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
no I got that one I was saying that I did not get the second one is all


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
nooo please don't delete it, Mew, I think this thread is a beautiful and brilliant idea.


message 20: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
I'm still just going to delete this when I have the chance. I don't want people arguing, but it has already happened. but here is a note:

I never wanted to be rude and say this, but guys, if you hate something, don't bother it! if you hate puns, don't come/ post here! there are pun lovers here, guys! I'm sorry if I'm too weird and ruin rps, but you gotta give me a chance to show my true colours sometimes!


message 21: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
but, Mr.Octupus, when you put it that way, it might change my mind. if this thread gets better, we can keep it.


message 22: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
thank you.


message 23: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
XD


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
*shakes zombies hand*

the hand comes off,

"well that's disarming"


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
*in your best Elvis Presley voice*: "Thank you thank, you very much."


Phoenix~They/Them Wanna hear something I told my brother?


Phoenix~They/Them I told my little brother that he was the bomb

And held up this:


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
what is it?? it looks like one of those little things that you put on a Christmas tree.


message 30: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
*leave me alone I found it on the internet...*

Justin Bieber:
You lost to a noseless dude
You can't cure your own eyesight
And your being so melodramatic
Are you sure your a wizard?

Harry Potter:
You sing like a girl!
You have hair like a girl!
You look like a girl!
You sing girly songs!
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A BOY?!

Justin Bieber: Mommy...


message 31: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
Here comes a rein of bad puns...
Brace Yourself... their coming quickly....



What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede



What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor



What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture bedtime



Whats a Pirate's favorite letter?

You may thinks it's arrr, but nay, his first love be the c




My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down



My best friend changed after she became a vegetarian

it's like I've never seen herbivore




What would bears be without bees?

Ears




message 32: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
If you loved those, you should love these!!!



*Koala Time*

What do you mean I'm not a bear?

I has all da Koalafications



Boy: Do you like water?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Then you already like 70% of me!



I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car



Politicians and Diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason



The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese



Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" , and then proceed to tell you why it isn't



Whoever invented Knock Knock jokes deserve a no bell prize



What's Forest Gumps password?

1forrest1



What is brown and sticky?

A stick



What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We are both lawyers"




Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"




Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
these puns will blow your socks off:

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.


message 35: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?
Narnia business!

Why is peter pan always flying?
He neverlands.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
Did you hear about the boy who tried to catch fog? He mist.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.

“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

How do trees get online? – They just log in.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.

Q: What do you do when life gives you melons?
A: See a doctor, because you’re probably dyslexic.


Phoenix~They/Them Mr. Octopus: king of the sea wrote: "what is it?? it looks like one of those little things that you put on a Christmas tree."

Its a bomb necklace piece


message 39: by mewborn • i'm emo, Head Mod (new)

mewborn • i'm emo (mewborn) | 2087 comments Mod
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaa


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

Have you heard of that guy who lost his whole left side? I hear hes all right now ;3


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

XD


message 43: by [deleted user] (new)

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.


Phoenix~They/Them Kät {school will determine my activity} wrote: "Two men walked into a bar. The first guys said, “I’ll just have some H2O, please.” The second guy looked over at the first guy before saying. “I’ll have H2O too.” The second guy died....

((Science..."


Ive already heard that one from my brother


message 45: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 09, 2018 07:30AM) (new)

Heres one for those science nerds.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.


Heres one for those other nerds.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.


message 46: by Kit (new)

Kit (bookqueenkjlg) | 3330 comments Those are so funny


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

Thanks XD


Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero) ☯ (ヅ) ꧁꧂✨ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡   ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (harleymoormann) | 895 comments Mod
You are a natural at this, Yuki.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

I mean of course i am XD


message 50: by Milo (new)

Milo   | 1051 comments Okay, this isnt a pun, its a joke. Same thing dont judge me.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Because Burger King didnt cover up his whopper.

*walks away* Lol I heard it from a friend


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