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how do i tell someone that they’re the object of my affectionate cuddling fantasies

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"hi i know that you barely know me but remember that one time where you put on those fuzzy pajamas for me? yeah that was really fuckin cute and i cant stop thinking about it. anyways, i think you're really adorable and every night i fall asleep while picturing myself cuddling you."

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its been 18 days since the pajama incident

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*cue saving abel* it’s been 18 dayssss

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lordy pls help i am. tired.

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clearly he’s hot asf

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he’s also straight

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clearly

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aw jeez clearly im messy

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tbh i just. want. more.

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“of course i want to”

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me: are you sure
him: fuck yeah

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it kills me when people don’t respect other people’s preferred names and pronouns like,,, tbh.

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i’m skipping class on wednesday so i can have an excuse to ask the cute guy next to me what the homework was

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although he does spend his entire class period sending long paragraphs to someone stored in his phone with a red heart

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prolly taken. also prolly straight.

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sometimes when i’m
in the mood

i think of things
i might have been

i could’ve been a monkey or a moose
i could have been a horsey or a goose

but i’m not
i’m not
so what?

i’m proud proud proud to be a cow

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https://youtu.be/YtI5J4qwSog

forever a bop

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apparently bryan adams was 9 during the summer of 69, my life is a lie

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how old was kid rock during the summer of 1989

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ok good he was actually 17

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18 maybe. depending on my math,,

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ok nvm he was 18, which makes sense bc the girl was 17 (and far from in between)

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(it was summertime in northern michigan)

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i know where kid rock lives should i go knock on his door and ask him if his hair was actually long at that time

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i’d prolly get beat up by security tbh

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he has this water park thingy outside of his house it’s awesome

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this chick just walked into class carrying a whole ass pizza

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“i love you little alge”

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me: i love you
kass: no

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does anyone know how to cure pink eye? or at least to make it a little bit better? my bb has it in both eyes and i want to make it better

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i just wanna tuck them in and put a warm compress over their eyes and pet their cute little hair and boop their nose and make them soup till they’re all better

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why distance

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please send good vibes my way 💕

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i loveeee

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a good boi

[Janvi]

I loveeeeee a baaad boi

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Violet H. wrote: "I loveeeeee a baaad boi"

tbh i was talking bout an animal

[Janvi]

No problem. I was talking about my boy, *winks*

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rip

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pls i want to take the good boi home. he is. the goodest boi.

[Janvi]

May I know who that is, J?

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i can’t say 😋 but maybe soon. i’m superstitious and i don’t want to jinx it.

[Janvi]

Let me be the first to know!

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sure thing <3 i just got through the hardest part, so if this next part works out... then i get to take the good boy home

[Janvi]

Good luck!

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thank youuu

[Janvi]

*winks*

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y tho

[Janvi]

It's my thing,