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[jay, rip]

anyways i’m going to get my hair chopped tmr

[jay, rip]

i’m thinking i’m gonna do it so its above my ears. or exactly at my ears.

[jay, rip]

so kass is in a play, right. i texted shiv a couple months ago being like “hey i’m gonna paypal you, use the money to buy kass a sunflower and red rose boqet from me for after the show”
so shiv was like. i’m already getting kass a sunflower and red rose boqet for after the show.
i was like well fuck u 2. and then i forgot about it until kass just texts me rn (AFTER THE SHOW) being like “shiv got me flowers😍😍” and i’m like FUCK HIM

[jay, rip]

i’m being dramatic af aren’t i

[jay, rip]

i’m not genuinely upset lmao it made me laugh

[jay, rip]

also if anyone tries to correct me on how to spell boqet imma throw hands

[jay, rip]

it’s. boqet.

[jay, rip]

actually it should be “bowkay”

[jay, rip]

“charlie! CHARLIE! if we go faster it’ll be harder to lose our balance!”

[jay, rip]

to be fucking honest though my best friend is the hottest person i know

[jay, rip]

hotter than brad pitt

[jay, rip]

“braver than the marines”

[jay, rip]

like the time i purposely skipped a whole section of vacuuming at work to see if my boss would notice and my coworker was like “you’re so brave braver than the marines”

[Hallie]

jay wrote: "actually it should be “bowkay”"

Exactly. But my very incompetent English pronounces it wrong and it sounds like she says 'bucket of flowers'.

[jay, rip]

english is a very strange language. except i think that word is french.

[jay, rip]

i need sleep tbh.

[princess maggie]

jay wrote: "jay wrote: "“here have some lube you might need it later”"

tbh this might be the best thing anyone has ever offered me"

but i offered you my love

[jay, rip]

princess maggie wrote: "jay wrote: "jay wrote: "“here have some lube you might need it later”"

tbh this might be the best thing anyone has ever offered me"

but i offered you my love"

ily mags

[sara]

hey babes

[jay, rip]

hey ❤️

[princess maggie]

jay wrote: "princess maggie wrote: "jay wrote: "jay wrote: "“here have some lube you might need it later”"

tbh this might be the best thing anyone has ever offered me"

but i offered you my love"

ily mags"

love you moreee

[sara]

how’s you x

[jay, rip]

i have a giant fuckin headache and a really strong urge to work out rn,,

[jay, rip]

am i gonna brave the pounding headache and go exercise? stay tuned to find out

[jay, rip]

^i did

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I have a pic i wanna send you but i'm too lazy to get my phone off the charger. I'mma post this here so i remember.
I really am more likely to see it on your journal than mine.

[jay, rip]

okay XD

[[deleted user]]

i feel ya :( couldn’t donate blood this week bc my iron was too low

[jay, rip]

don’t forget to change your clocks uwu

or you could be jayson and wait 6 months for the clocks to be right again

[jay, rip]

this week on “jayson is broke but buys stuff anyway”, he purchases a shit ton of crystals bc why tf wouldn’t he

[jay, rip]

i bought 8 from my favorite seller on etsy who usually throws in some freebies

[jay, rip]

also my knees keep locking up into place???

[jay, rip]

the day feels so long bc of the time change rip

[jay, rip]

i still didn’t switch my clock in my room

[jay, rip]

i did the one in my car tho

[jay, rip]

bro yesterday when i was out i parked my car somewhere nd walked away and my phone vibrates and was like “you parked on east jefferson, click here to find your way back to your car” and it took me to navigation and gave me walking directions to get back to my car

[jay, rip]

all of instagram’s explore page rn is “omg i finally found him😍” with a pic of some average looking guy’s insta tagged

[jay, rip]

me every morning: hmmm which white boy with dark curly hair am i going to fall in love with today

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "me every morning: hmmm which white boy with dark curly hair am i going to fall in love with today"

literally the epitome of a day in the life of jay

[jay, rip]

america is a shitty ass country, guns are trash and should be restricted, women should have the right to decide what happens to their own bodies, if two people of the same gender wanna fuck then let them fuck.

[jay, rip]

i fucking hate this country yknow

[jay, rip]

it’s shitty. life in america is shitty.

[jay, rip]

you know what, fuck europeans for going in and “colonizing” and pushing my people out of their own land so they can take it and “improve” it

[jay, rip]

fuck the french in particular

[jay, rip]

the reason why my mom’s side is fair skinned is bc the frenchmen would rape our women when they colonized lebanon

[jay, rip]

man people fucking suck

[jay, rip]

fuck imperialism

[jay, rip]

if i believed in god i’d be mighty pissed at him

[jay, rip]

but i don’t so i’ll jist be pissed at the entire world and blame everyone else for my problems

[jay, rip]

the thing about the french is that,,, after their revolution they started invading other countries to free them, right. but then they went into other other countries and captured them