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hello unibrow

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i am frida kahlo

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ITS HOT

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I FEEL HOT

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(view spoiler)[why do periods make you horny (hide spoiler)]

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i should start using proper capitalization

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(view spoiler)[other girls get period cramps. i get the wanting to shit but cant shit feeling. (view spoiler)[how very ladylike of me to talk about shitting (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)]

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "[spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[hOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME (hide spoiler)]

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "[spoilers removed]"

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nice. im not alone

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everyone says i have a nice voice but when i listen to myself in a recording im like ???? dO I ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE THAT wTF

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I SOUND LIKE A GIRL WTF

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I LOOK LIKE A GIRL

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i swear my soul was placed in the wrong body

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edge wrote: "I LOOK LIKE A GIRL"

it still shocks me whenever i look at the mirror

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griffen believes that we switched genders in this life

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lucky bastard

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where is mykayla

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ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluent, but i scratch the surface. i mean i knowwww that i should master that first before japanese buttttt I WANNA LEARN japanese okkkk

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arigato

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluent, but i scratch the surface. i mean i knowwww that i should master that first before japanese buttttt I WANNA LEARN..."

Thank youuu for not being judgy.

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluent, but i scratch the surface. i mean i knowwww that i should master that first before j..."

*narrows eyes, judges*

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluent, but i scratch the surface. i mean i knowwww that i shou..."

niceee. twinsie! how many languages you learning so far?

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well.

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "what i learned from kdrama recently: licking your lips too often means youre sexually frustrated"

Huh"

yeah huh

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluent, but i scratch the surface...."

daaaang

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good luck tho. :) :(

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "ok in my defense, i know portuguese. i admit that i may not be fluen..."

lol!

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have you ever wanted to tell someone that what they made sucked? my friend made this webinar poster thing as a group project and its ugly. but last year, the same thing happened to me. i made an ugly movie poster. my group straight-up told me, in my face, that it was ugly. i pretended that it was ok but i went home crying like holy shit that feeling sucks when you pour your effort, time, money into something only to have it thrown at your face.

so. i didnt tell her it was ugly. nobody told her it was ugly. and we ended up reluctantly submitting the ugly poster.

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that's all for my TEDtalk. thank you

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first of all, im not a slut. i dont need your money

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second of all, i told you that so many times. i will NEVER accept money from you. i want money but not enough to accept charity from you ok. my pride is greater than my greed.

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my boyfriend. he wants me to come over and he's even offering to pay for the ticket

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i'm not a prostitute

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(view spoiler)[the liberating feeling when you free your girls from your bra (hide spoiler)]

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how do we make a film????????????????????????????????? featuring us???????? through online classes??????????????????

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riddle me that ms. beverly

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we despise society but we are society

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i think i failed that crazy 120-item exam

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i've never failed an exam before. except that long division math test in 3rd grade.

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he proposed to me and i said yes.

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i know. im engaged. its surreal.

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thats why i asked you if its weird to get married at 18

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am i stupid or am i stupid

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Lillian wrote: "My baby Edge is engaged what the heck?? Why you no tell me sooner??"

I THOUGHT HE Was joking. he was serious.

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and we both knew it was coming anyway so

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Lillian wrote: "Why would he be JOKING???"

idk. we were casually talking and he asked the question

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idk ok im sorry but i love him plus there's no other guy i see myself growing old with but him.

plus why would i say no

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(view spoiler)[HOW TO HIDE A BODY in case you "accidentally" kill someone. In my case, my mom's boyfriend.

1. Chop off the head and hands.
the point here is, you must remove the face, teeth, and fingerprints. remember to use gloves.

2. Dig a round hole.
round enough that people think you dug it so you could plant the plant you're gonna plant later. to be explained in #5.

the hole must be 8 feet deep. but it depends on how tall the corpse is. say it's 5 ft tall so you dig some more 3ft below the 5ft hole.

3 Dog cadaver.
When you dropped the human corpse into the 8ft-some hole, cover it with dirt and when there's only like 3 ft left, drop the dog corpse and cover it with dirt so when someone notices a stink coming from the spot, they will dig it up and see the dead dog so they'll think that the stink came from it and won't dig any deeper.

4. Endangered plant.
So when you've flattened the ground where you buried the body you've murdered, plant an endangered plant so it would be illegal to dig it up.


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i wanna bang my head against the wall.

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nothing lol. i dont even remember what i was upset about.

i dont even remember what i had for breakfast