Tell-A-Joke

[Kendra G. ツ ~There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for~, The Bordeom Queen/Head Mod]

Tell a joke here! Take turns, no R-rated jokes, no racist jokes, NOTHING like that.

Have fun ;)

[Kendra G. ツ ~There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for~, The Bordeom Queen/Head Mod]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Kendra G. ツ ~There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for~, The Bordeom Queen/Head Mod]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

That one's kind of sad ;'D

[Kendra G. ツ ~There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for~, The Bordeom Queen/Head Mod]

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~]

Hahahaha!