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Bad pick up lines!
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Hads
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Feb 27, 2016 08:23AM
Well, I really like this one, but it's corny. Can we do corny ones too?
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Okay,Do you have a band aid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you ;). (That would honestly work on me XD)
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together ;).
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Did you fart cause you blew me away
I think this one's better to do on your husband or boyfriend*bends down and starts to tie opened shoelace* Here, I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Thats great it would work on me for sure
Is your body from McDonalds? cause I'm lovin' it
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together ;).
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Yeaah he is my servant so we nicknamed him servant
did u get a nickname Hadiyah?
David wrote: "hands had a drink"Thanks for the drink, Servant, but it was just a corny pick up line XD.
Lady Vampire I want to suck ur blood may mesa do that jk u dont have a choice ( AKA ) Aeglaeca Astra wrote: "Lady"Oh, yeah!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
lolAre you made of fire cause u r hot
Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to always follow my dreams XD.
I know, but this is "bad pick up lines" so I'm putting bad ones and corny ones.
lol yesh hey i came up with a new word yesh
Girl you'er like an itchy rash you'er hot and make me uncomfortable
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
you must be tired baby from running through my mind all day
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
are you from Tennessee because you'er the only ten I see
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You know what material this is? [Grabs shirt] Boyfriend material.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Save water, shower with a friend!
( kinda disturbing)
( kinda disturbing)
