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message 1: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Well, I really like this one, but it's corny. Can we do corny ones too?


message 2: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Okay,
Do you have a band aid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you ;). (That would honestly work on me XD)


message 3: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Oh my gosh! I LOVE that! XD hahaha!


message 4: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together ;).


message 5: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


message 6: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments XD


The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Did you fart cause you blew me away


message 8: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments I think this one's better to do on your husband or boyfriend
*bends down and starts to tie opened shoelace* Here, I don't want you falling for anyone else.


The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Thats great it would work on me for sure


message 10: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Is your body from McDonalds? cause I'm lovin' it


message 11: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together ;).


message 12: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.


message 13: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Ur Creepy Servant lol


message 14: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Is servant David's nickname?


message 15: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Yeaah he is my servant so we nicknamed him servant


message 16: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) did u get a nickname Hadiyah?


message 17: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Yeah, I'm Had or Hadi


message 18: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments What's your nickname again?


message 19: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Lady


message 20: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments David wrote: "hands had a drink"

Thanks for the drink, Servant, but it was just a corny pick up line XD.


message 21: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Lady Vampire I want to suck ur blood may mesa do that jk u dont have a choice ( AKA ) Aeglaeca Astra wrote: "Lady"

Oh, yeah!


message 22: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Well, thank you, Servant XD.


message 23: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Well, thank you, Servant XD.


message 24: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) yeah he b a good Servant


message 25: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) isnt that right Servant?


message 26: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments That's exactly what I was thinking XD


message 27: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


message 28: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) lol
Are you made of fire cause u r hot


message 29: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) well that one isnt bad


message 30: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to always follow my dreams XD.


message 31: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) that one is stalkerish


message 32: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments I know, but this is "bad pick up lines" so I'm putting bad ones and corny ones.


message 33: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) lol yesh hey i came up with a new word yesh


message 34: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Haha :P


message 35: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) Girl you'er like an itchy rash you'er hot and make me uncomfortable


message 36: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.


message 37: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) lol thats a good one


message 38: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) you must be tired baby from running through my mind all day


message 39: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments OoOoOo I like that one :P.


message 40: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.


message 41: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) lol


message 42: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) are you from Tennessee because you'er the only ten I see


message 43: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

You know what material this is? [Grabs shirt] Boyfriend material.


message 45: by The Feline Felon (new)

The Feline Felon (bookfeline) lol


message 46: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


message 47: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Hehe ;)


message 48: by Hads (new)

Hads | 142 comments Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!


message 50: by [deleted user] (new)

Save water, shower with a friend!
( kinda disturbing)


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