Things Anime/Manga Characters Would Never Say

[Selena]

Pretty simple, and a lot of fun. The name says it all.

Please name the anime/manga and the characters involved. :)

If a spoiler is involved, please put it in a spoiler tag.

[Selena]

Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed: "Being short is kinda nifty, isn't it? ^^"

[Anna]

One Piece
Luffy: You know, I'm not really that interested in being the pirate king after all. Also, I've realized that I look like an idiot when I fill up 2/3 of my face with a huge smile.

[Tigergirl]

Naruto, Vol. 47: The Seal Destroyed

Hinata:I never loved Naruto I really loved Sasuke-kun.

I was just using Naruto to make Sasuke-kun jealous.

[Iesha (In east shade house at...)]

Sesshomaru: My father was right, humans are remarkable.

[Selena]

Any sword-wielding anime character:
"You know? Maybe this sword really is comically huge..."

[Selena]

Pokemon
Ash: I've caught them all and become a Pokemon master!