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[Jammies]

I see you've been doing your homework! Ursus Americanus Cinnamomum are cute, but that's important when you're in a bad mood and need to bite the head off something. Those bears have saved lives, you know. ;)

My Mum brought me up to wash my handkerchiefs and throw away used tissues and always wear clean underwear.

[Ian]

Jammies wrote: "My Mum brought me up to wash my handkerchiefs and throw away used tissues and always wear clean underwear."

You have a very sensible WUW. Only difference is they hadn't invented tissues when I was a kid.

[janine]

i read jim's new title and for just one second thought it said "potentially pregnant."

[Félix]

*pauses pregnantly*

[Sally, la reina]

**imagines Larry bursing open and a million little bearded men rolling forth**

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "**imagines Larry bursing open and a million little bearded men rolling forth**"

Make it stop Sally!

[janine]

Sally wrote: "**imagines Larry bursing open and a million little bearded men sock monkeys rolling forth**"

[Sally, la reina]

No, no Myles. That's not how it works. Larry has already been pregnant with lots of little sock monkeys bearded men for 28 months now.

[Sally, la reina]

No, no Myles. He BURSTED FORTH with little bearded men already. It is done. He's having a Corona and they're building a fort.

[Sally, la reina]

He burst them forth.

Am I being unclear?

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "Did he eject them or ejaculate them?"

I think he expectorated them.

[Félix]

Using the Robitussin with the expectorant in it.

I think I may need some help getting sewn up, after that unfortunate bursting forth and all.

[[deleted user]]

*holds Larry's hand while looking anywhere but at what Barb is sewing up*

[Félix]

I think I need more morphine.

[[deleted user]]

*Hits Larry's dosing button*

[Félix]

Thanks, Amy. *drifts away*

[[deleted user]]

*pokes Larry in the nose to see if he's really out*

[Sally, la reina]

**balances a tower of little bearded men on Larry's forehead while Barb sews him up**

[Sally, la reina]

**tickles Barb's nose with a goose feather**

[[deleted user]]

*Preemptively pushes Larry's dosing button again*

[[deleted user]]

He didn't feel a thing, Barb!

[Cynthia]

Didn't Larry get an epidural? Or an epesiotomy?

[Sarah]

I like that this is the 'you might want to read this first' thread. If I read this first, I would run away and hide.

[Félix]

*mumble mumble mumble sigh*

[Cynthia]

Poor Larry. Childbirth is a bitch. How are the little bearded dudes treating you?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Man this thread took a weird turn.

[Félix]

Weird tern?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That's a normal tern.

[Félix]

I can't fool you.

[Ian]

Larry wrote: "I can't fool you."

I don't know which is worse
A weird tern
Or a tern for the verse.

[Félix]

I'm not averse to that sort of tern.

[Ian]

Larry wrote: "I'm not averse to that sort of tern."

They've started a craze
For a tern of phrase

[[deleted user]]

Larry and Ian are well matched, I'd say.

[Sally, la reina]

Now we know the "mother" of Larry's bearded brethren!

[Jammies]

Sarah Pi wrote: "I like that this is the 'you might want to read this first' thread. If I read this first, I would run away and hide."

Suggested new title:

"Welcome to Terminal Coffee! We discuss cheese and Pop Culture here - If You're New You Might Want to Run Like Hell!"

[Cynthia]

A lot of people run away from us.

[Ian]

Amelia wrote: "Larry and Ian are well matched, I'd say."

We still believe in tern-taking though.

[Ian]

Sally wrote: "Now we know the "mother" of Larry's bearded brethren!"

How could I be the beard-mother?
I believe that artificial Ian-semination was involved.

[Ian]

Jammies wrote: "Suggested new title:

"Welcome to Terminal Coffee! We discuss cheese and Pop Culture - If You're New You Might Want to Run Like Hell!"

Nah, you only think you're scary.
Suggested new title:

"Welcome to Terminal Coffee! We discuss cheese and Pop Culture - It's Heaven Up Here!"

[Félix]

Hey! Wait your tern!

[Erin]

Cynthia wrote: "A lot of people run away from us."

I'm new, and checking out the threads...so far I would call everyone here...endearing, not scary!!

[Jonathan]

Did Ian take your tern, Larry?

[Cynthia]

Ian is chatty today.

[Jonathan]

Hi, Cynthia!

[[deleted user]]

We're just one big group hug, Erin.

[Ian]

Jonathan wrote: "Did Ian take your tern, Larry?"

Enough fraternising.
I'm upset now, I'm going for a walk.
I might never retern.
If I do and I'm still angry, I might just dunk Larry's head in a cistern.
Beard and all.

[Jonathan]

Don't tern your back on Larry, Ian.

[Ian]

Jonathan wrote: "Don't tern your back on Larry, Ian."

Sshh, I'm only pretending, don't tell Larry.
People must think we're on drugs.
No tern unstoned.

[Jonathan]

Ian wrote: "No tern unstoned."

Would that affect flight paterns?

[Ian]

Jonathan wrote: "Ian wrote: "No tern unstoned."

Would that affect flight paterns?"

::Ha ha::
When you're this stoned, every patern is a test.
I was coming in for a landing the other day, but I just couldn't do it. My flight path was just too steep and too fast, lucky I could pull out at all.
Those who were watching called it a tern up for the books.