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Manda Collins (manda_collins) | 1883 comments Mod
This is a "hate at first sight" from one of my favorite small town series'...
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It was just as the Townville city limits sign went flying past in a blur that a blast of evening sun cut between the rolling hills up ahead, blinding her. Yikes – suddenly she couldn’t see a thing, so she reached for the glove box in search of sunglasses, and the car swerved a little.

That’s when the swirl of blue lights reflected in her rearview mirror and the whir, whir, whir of a siren split through the air.

Oh, damn. Just what she needed. Not.

As she pulled to the side of the road – which, in Townville, was just a narrow shoulder of gravel that crunched beneath her tires – she took a deep, calming breath and prepared to face some paunchy, over-eager Deputy Dawg type who was all excited to catch a speeder. This was probably the highlight of his day. But that didn’t mean she couldn’t talk her way out of it. Being convincing and persuasive was what she did for a living, after all.

She dug for her license and registration – without coming across her sunglasses, darn it – then turned down the radio and lowered the window, only to have a thick wave of hot August air burst in to override the effects of her A/C. Blegh.

When she looked up, the sinking sun still glared directly in her face, forcing her to lower her eyes. She saw dots and felt disoriented as the cop approached.

“What’s the hurry?” he snapped in a deep, rather mean voice.

Sheesh – can we tone it down a little, Barney Fife? She squinted, attempting to see him alongside the painfully bright beams of sunlight, and when that failed, she settled for trying to read his badge. “I’m sorry – I didn’t realize I was speeding,” she fibbed in her best polite-yet-confident tone. “But I’m afraid my frail, ailing grandmother is expecting me and I don’t want her to worry. I’d call to let her know I’m on my way, but I can’t get a signal here …” She narrowed her eyes on the badge further, still trying to make it out. “… Officer Romeo.”

“That’s Surname,” he corrected her stiffly.

And Heroine’s jaw dropped. Oh no. He was a Surname? A freaking Surname? The Last Name and Surname families were long-time enemies, and even if most of the Last Namees had left Townville, she knew the bad blood remained.

And then, as if to add insult to injury, he said, “License and registration, ma’am” – and she instantly wanted to slug him. Since when had she become a ma’am? She was only thirty-two, for heaven’s sake! I bet Pamela doesn’t get called ma’am. As her chest tightened, she handed the paperwork over and waited for a reaction.

“Figures,” he muttered under his breath. Ah, there it was.

“What’s that?” she asked anyway, playing dumb.

“You’re a Last Name,” he informed her like she might not know. Then he shifted his weight to one side until his broad shoulders blocked out the sun – finally allowing her to see him.

The first thing she noticed was the way he scowled at her from behind typical mirrored cop sunglasses.

And the second was … oh dear. Oh my. Her throat went dry.

He was no Deputy Dawg – and a far cry from Barney Fife. In fact, he was … a cop god. With thick, dark hair and olive skin, a day’s growth of stubble covering his strong jaw, and shoulders that filled out his beige uniform quite nicely, he was … shockingly hot. Even behind mirrored sunglasses. And in Townville, of all places! How was that possible?

But then she recalled her friend Amy – who still lived here – mentioning some sexy-as-sin Surname being a town policeman. Her heart beat faster than before and she suddenly had to work to control her breathing.

Even while he snarled at her.

 
But wait – stop. Get hold of yourself.

Sure, he’s hot – but he’s a Surname. And a mean, growly one at that.

He proved her point by glancing back down to grouse, “Out of state license.”

“That would be because I live out of state,” she heard herself reply dryly. She didn’t normally talk back to cops, but apparently she just couldn’t take this attitude from a Surname lying down.

Not that she would mind lying down with him. If he were a little nicer. And not a Surname, of course. But he was – and her unwitting attraction to him was making her all the more irate.

Her remark earned another handsome scowl, to which he added, “Grandma’s not frail or ailing, by the way. So your excuse doesn’t fly.”

Oops. Clearly, he knew the town well enough to know Grandma was the only Last Name left who might have a granddaughter coming to see her. “Well, that’s not how she tells it,” she argued. “All I know is that she summoned me to help with the apple harvest, so that’s what I’m doing – if you’ll kindly let me go on my way.”

To her surprise, he lowered his chin, appearing suspicious. “You don’t look like much of an orchard worker.”

Who asked you? She bit her tongue for once, though, and tried to regain her composure. In fact, it suddenly hit her that all her powers of persuasion had pretty much gone out the window somewhere along the way. So she gave her head a confident tilt, and in her smoothest voice replied, “My skill set might surprise you.” And … hmm, was that being confident – or flirting?

“And no way I’m letting you off that easy,” he added.

Okay, didn’t matter whether it was confidence or flirtation since, either way, it hadn’t worked. So nowshe scowled at him. “Come on, Surname, cut me a break.”

When his dark eyebrows rose behind those sunglasses, she realized what she’d just said – but again, she couldn’t let him … win. Since, that quickly, that’s what it felt like with this guy – a matter of winning or losing. Last Name vs. Surname. She couldn’t let him get the best of her without at least fighting back.    

“I’ve got news for you, Last Name,” he practically growled. “Maybe you can argue your way out of tickets up in Chicago, but not in Townville. You were going twenty over the limit.”

Whoops. Twenty? Really? Still … “Can I be honest with you?” It was time for a new tactic.

“All right,” he said dryly, sounding doubtful already.

But that didn’t stop her from gazing up into that sexy cop-god face and saying, with true sincerity, “When such a low speed limit is posted on such a wide open stretch of highway, I don’t actually know how a person can be expected to go so slow. I’m sure you know what I mean – it’s nearly impossible.”

And when he peered down on her, his expression softening a bit, she suspected he was beginning to understand her point – and she found herself wishing she could see his eyes. Were they as gorgeous as the rest of him? What color were they? Brown, maybe? That’s when he said to her in a completely patronizing tone, “Let me explain it to you, Last Name. You ease. Off. The gas.”

Okay, he was hot as hell – but still a jerk. So she forgot all about his eyes and said, “Surnames always weresmart asses.”

 “Last Names,” he announced, “set the bar for being smart asses. Not to mention the fact that they have a long history of not abiding by the law.”

All right, that might be true, but she still rolled her eyes in an exaggerated manner and tried to look deeply insulted. “Can you just give me my ticket now so I can get to Grandma’s before she has a heart attack or something?”

Hero Surname seldom stood around arguing with traffic offenders, but something about this woman had gotten under his skin, quick. Maybe the fact that she was a city girl to the bone, made obvious not only by her arrogant attitude, but by the stylish haircut that didn’t quite reach her shoulders, the trendy dark jeans she wore, and the sleek-looking scarf hanging loose around her neck. Or maybe it was because she was extremely attractive – blonde, slender, the works – and had probably thought that would get her off the hook. Or … maybe it was just because most people didn’t have the nerve to backtalk him when openly breaking the law.

“I could arrest you, you know,” he informed her – mainly because her lack of regard for authority pissed him off. Yet as he heard his own words, something low in his gut warmed and he realized he could think of a plenty of things to do to her that would be a lot more pleasant than arrest.

Hell. Where had that come from? She was a speeder, not some babe in a bar, and he never had those kinds of thoughthe job. So when she blinked her shock – saying, “Seriously? You could?” – he got back to business.

“Twenty over, Last Name. Plus swerving. Together, they border on reckless driving.”

She gasped at the accusation. “I was in complete control of the car at all times!”

He simply gave his head an are-you-kidding-me? tilt. “That would be great if the law stated you could drive like a maniac as long as you control the vehicle, but the law doesn’t state that. And besides, you were fishtailing all over the road.” Narrowing his brow further, he leaned closer to her window – and that’s when a soft, feminine scent of some sort struck him. Which he felt in his groin, damn it. But he was still pissed and needed to make sure she knew it. “Frankly, I don’t get the idea you’re taking this infraction very seriously.”

“Infraction?” she repeated like he was crazy. “Look, what’s the big deal here? It’s not like I murdered anybody. I’m from Chicago. We drive fast. We’d get run over otherwise.”

Was she serious? “Well, you’re not in Chicago anymore, Last Name, so get used to it.”

As Hero scribbled out key information on the little clipboard he held, he tried to wrap his brain around this. Around her. Or maybe around the way his body was reacting to her. His head – it was in the right place, damn irritated by her attitude. But his body … shit, his body was tightening in all the wrong areas at the moment. He couldn’t make sense of it, and he didn’t like it.

When he shoved the ticket at her along with her license and registration, she took a look and let out yet another gasp. “This is for a hundred and fifty dollars!”

“Uh, yeah.”  

Then her voice dropped and she suddenly sounded a little meeker. “Well, the last time I was pulled over in Townville, it was more like … thirty.”

Thirty? His eyebrows shot back up, in disbelief this time. “When was that?”

She appeared to be thinking back, the little spot between her brows scrunching. “When I was seventeen.”

Figured. He just shook his head. And wondered, as a lifelong Townville resident, how he’d not known this girl when she was seventeen. She seemed … memorable. “Well, I see you still haven’t learned. But times change, and we don’t tolerate speeding here anymore. You speed, you pay.”

She simply looked disgusted, and maybe a little beaten – although it was hard to feel very sorry for her when she rolled her eyes at him again. “Whatever you say, Officer Romeo.”

The words made his jaw tighten. “It’s not too late for me to haul you to jail, you know.”

And he’d been sure that would change her tune – so he couldn’t have been more shocked when she simply stared up at him in blatant, blue-eyed defiance, as if just daring him to do it.

When he leaned back toward her window, he wasn’t sure if it was because he wanted to take one last stab at intimidating her – or because he was following some animal urge to get closer to her. “Let me give you a little advice, Last Name,” he said gruffly. “Learn some respect for the law. And slow down.”

Then he turned to go back to his car – but stopped to glower back down at her one last time, adding wryly, “Welcome to Townville.”


Stacey is Sassy (staceyissassy) | 1222 comments Don't know it but it sounds good.

Thanks for sharing :-) ♥


message 3: by Leigh-Ayn (new)

Leigh-Ayn | 1130 comments Ooh!!! No idea but I want to read it!!!!


message 4: by Charlene (new)

Charlene (charlenethestickler) | 320 comments I've read stories that begin with the heroine being pulled over by a hunky policeman, but I don't think any of them were characterized by a Hatfield-McCoy undertone.

No idea!


message 5: by Dls (new)

Dls | 2060 comments Mod
Yep I know this one.


message 6: by Manda (new)

Manda Collins (manda_collins) | 1883 comments Mod
One of the things I like (perhaps perversely--And no not "that" kind of perverse!) is that the hero doesn’t just morph into a cuddly teddybear once he finds love. He has a soft side, but only for the heroine.

Charlene, after I'd already changed all the names, I thought about using Hatfield and McCoy. But I was too lazy :(


message 7: by Charlene (last edited Nov 30, 2015 10:51AM) (new)

Charlene (charlenethestickler) | 320 comments :-)

Manda, I'll certainly be interested to learn the title and author of this one!


message 8: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (nikanne) | 222 comments Sounds like just the type of read I need right now!


message 9: by Irisheyes (new)

Irisheyes | 892 comments I think I know the author but not the book.


message 10: by Janga (new)

Janga | 1070 comments Mod
I have a guess for the author and a more tentative guess for the book. Is this author a long-time fave of yours, Manda?


message 11: by Manda (new)

Manda Collins (manda_collins) | 1883 comments Mod
Yes, Janga! It's Sugar Creek by Toni Blake, book 2 in her Destiny series.


message 12: by Janga (new)

Janga | 1070 comments Mod
I was right! Yay!


message 13: by Manda (new)

Manda Collins (manda_collins) | 1883 comments Mod
:)


message 14: by Leigh-Ayn (new)

Leigh-Ayn | 1130 comments Ooh another new author! I haven't read her books before!


message 15: by Manda (new)

Manda Collins (manda_collins) | 1883 comments Mod
The first one in the series (my favorite) is One Reckless Summer. I'd have used it but I used it for a puzzler before, so...


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