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message 1: by Chris (new)

Chris Baez (chrisbaez) | 239 comments Step 1: Go buy a turkey.
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey.
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7: Turn oven the on.
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12: Glass yourself o pour of whiskey.
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
Step 16: Turk the carvey.
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.


message 2: by Janet (new)

Janet Stokes | 485 comments I think Step 7 should be: Take a breathing test and see if you can walk in a straight line. . .
because you are now too drunk and dangerous to turn the oven on.


message 3: by J.B. (new)

J.B. (goodreadscomjbmorrisauthor) | 244 comments It's funny. But even more so, it's sad. Some people have lived that experience.


message 4: by Kirsten (new)

Kirsten  (kmcripn) Step 1: Tell your brother to do it.
Step 2: Eat when table is set.
Step 3: Thank your brother.


message 5: by Chris (new)

Chris Baez (chrisbaez) | 239 comments Janet wrote: "I think Step 7 should be: Take a breathing test and see if you can walk in a straight line. . .
because you are now too drunk and dangerous to turn the oven on."


Right :-)


message 6: by Chris (new)

Chris Baez (chrisbaez) | 239 comments J.B. wrote: "It's funny. But even more so, it's sad. Some people have lived that experience."

I meant it as a joke, but you are right, sadly I know some.


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