Get Mad Here Thread

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Ann wrote: "Replace yodeling hat with your wizard hat and we have a deal."

But, they're the same thing...

[Quoleena]

Dwayne wrote: "Quoleena wrote: "Wow! "Amazing" how fast that happened. "

Yeah. I still see this.


"

Yeah, they must've paid big bucks for that. I see it all the time too.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Quoleena wrote: "Yeah, they must've paid big bucks for that. I see it all the time too."

And, y'know, it's quite possible I would like the movie. I am just tired of seeing that ad for it everywhere I go.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

[Christina]

No one is safe from the squirrely pjs of doom!!!!

No seriously, just you wait. Those guys are gonna come busting through your ad block faster than you can say Chi-Ra Princess of Power Save Me! And then what are ya gonna do?

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Christina wrote: "No one is safe from the squirrely pjs of doom!!!!

No seriously, just you wait. Those guys are gonna come busting through your ad block faster than you can say Chi-Ra Princess of Power Save Me! And then what are ya gonna do?..."

Demand my money back from ABP. Oh, wait, it's free.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Christina wrote: "And then what are ya gonna do?"

Same thing I do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

Oh Dwayne. . . https://youtu.be/zZSFvntwgEQ

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Thanks, Ann! I've never seen that. "Larry says 'narf', too!"

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

lol :) "Larry wake up!"

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

Wait. . .we've digressed from the "angry" thread. "Damn you uh. . .um. . stuff!" Wait, where's my drink? Now I'm angry that I don't have an adult beverage yet. . .It's 5:17PM on a Friday night! Shouldn't drinks automatically appear next to my keyboard??

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Ann wrote: "Wait. . .we've digressed from the "angry" thread..."

That was an easy fix.

[Melissa]

Christina wrote: "Quoleena wrote: "Eff the fact that every time I Google something for research, an annoying ad box appears on Goodreads in relation to it. Last summer I was researching cemeteries for my book. I sti..."

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

It's a deranged Easter Bunny!

[Christina]

I see your Ralphy and raise you one Frank.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Hey, the sad clown has a song for Frank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevv...

[Christina]

That might be the only version of that song that didn't make me want to curl up in a ball and hide from the terrible terrible world.

[Melissa]

I'm taking Frank and siccing him on the local weather. It's effin' winter, we're not supposed to get possible tornadoes in effin' winter! I want snow!

I'm going to the What made You Laugh thread. I need funny right now. Stupid weather.

[Melissa]

Now the squirrel pajama ad is haunting me! It's like a disease. A fluffy pajama-related disease.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

I'm going back and forth between that and the Chi-Raq whatsit. F&$# both of them.

And a big F$ you to Coolio, too.

Years ago, Weird Al messed up and thought he had permission to parody "Gangsta Paradise", but Coolio said otherwise. They made up eventually.

But, yesterday I found out that Coolio pretty much borrowed his whole song from Stevie Wonder ("Pastime Paradise"*). So, F$@& you, Coolio.

*DISCLAIMER: I didn't really listen to pop music in the '70s and this seems to be one Stevie Wonder song that doesn't get much air play on the oldies stations 'round here, so - I just somehow never heard it before. Sue me.

[Melissa]

Dwayne wrote: "I'm going back and forth between that and the Chi-Raq whatsit. F&$# both of them.

And a big F$ you to Coolio, too.

Years ago, Weird Al messed up and thought he had permission to parody "Gangsta P..."

The struggle is real, man.

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Melissa wrote: "The struggle is real, man..."

One of my favorite songs of his. I've been a fan of Al since the beginning. I got to see him live a couple of years ago... it was fantastic. The best part was when he serenaded my wife.

[Melissa]

Dwayne wrote: "Melissa wrote: "The struggle is real, man..."

One of my favorite songs of his. I've been a fan of Al since the beginning. I got to see him live a couple of years ago... it was fantastic. The best ..."

Awesome:D The first song of his I heard was Eat It, which I heard when I was five but I still remember most of the lyrics. My favorite of his is Fat. That video is hilarious.

Now back to the angry. Still being haunted by the squirrel pajamas ad. We may need an internet exorcist for this one. Watch out for projectile pea soup vomiting.

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

I can't believe you guys don't like your new uniforms. I'm so not sending them back.

[Christina]

Somebody paid Amazon a hefty chunk of change to have the SPJs (pronounced Spee Jays, so sayeth moi) show up like this.

[C.B., Beach Body Moderator]

But who would watch a movie called Snow White and the Seven Samurai?

[Chikamso]

I live in two houses because I am seconded by the company to work in a different city from where I live. So, I travelled back to my main house because it is much more comfortable and I wanted a chilled weekend. Now the WiFi has stopped working. Completely packed up! So I have to travel back all the way to my other house much earlier than planned because I can't get any work done without WiFi!!!! WTH!!!

[Christina]

Previous comment deleted for getting mad about our group rules. Even if the vague comments were about something else, they described our rules, which are to the right any time anyone posts. We will enforce them. Yes, even the happy little tree kumbaiya stuff. Anyone who takes issue with positivity is free to leave.

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

Yes, we will love you to death!!!

[Christina]

Little known fact that Ann is short for Anaconda.

As in will hug the crap out of you, not those other uh, Sir Mix-A-Lot implications. O_o

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

.....*facepalm*

[Christina]

*giggle*

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

WE WILL HUG YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!

[Charles]

STRANGER DANGER

I NEED AN ADULT

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

Aw Charles...are you first in line for an SIA hug?

[Charles]

Definitely not.

[Ann, Supreme Overlord]

*hugs Charles anyway* we love you Charles!!

[Christina]

Ann-aconda'd!!!!

[Charles]

This is exactly why I don't take showers.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Charles wrote: "This is exactly why I don't take showers."

If it helps, Charles, I don't want to hug you.

[Charles]

Thank you, Dwayne. :D

Remember kids, drugs not hugs!

[Riley, Viking Extraordinaire]

Charles wrote: "Thank you, Dwayne. :D

Remember kids, drugs not hugs!"

*Hands his bong to Charles.*

[M. Ray Holloway Jr.]

What a concept! Being loved to death! Sounds fascinating.

[Kat]

(I know he's totally not indie, but) Lemmy died. And I'm mad because I didn't manage to party with him. Gotta wait couple years until we meet again. ><

[Kat]

Kat wrote: "(I know he's totally not indie, but) Lemmy died."

....who?!

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Lemmy was the front man and bass player for Motörhead.

Wait a minute... Is this the day we all change our name to "Kat"? I thought that was next week!

[Kat]

Oooooh, thanks Dwayne.

And yes, you may change your name to Kat this week already, although I might collect royalties outside the designated Kat week.

[Christina]

I screwedup and changed my name to Kit.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Christina wrote: "I screwedup and changed my name to Kit."

And here comes David Hasselhoff...

[Christina]

Thanks for being old enough to make the joke I was afraid no one would get. ;)