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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

heh...


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

you first


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

me2!!!!! and plus gtg for a while.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

alright....

Name: Jason Voorhees
Appearance:http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/o...


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

indeed it was...


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

you first!


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

hehe


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

My name is Jason, i think you made a mistake.
I'll cut you up like i do my stake.
Give or take, you just a little kid who used to masturbate.
My rhymes are some hard it causes earthquakes.

You only come once a year.
Im the guy who brings the fear, what have you done? maybe you should look in the mirror.


message 10: by [deleted user] (last edited Aug 06, 2015 06:49PM) (new)

Be like you? you're funny.
you're as scary as a bunny, ya fuckin dummy.
after this, you're going to be crying for your mummy.

I will slice you in half.
You can say im an assassin, because i killed you for the cash.
I guess it's time to go fast, i guess im like flash.

*Raps fast*
Im the ulimate, no one can top me.
it's funny how you think you can top me.
so go ahead, try to stop me.


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Ha, everybody knows me. heck, even you're B*tch is trying to blow me.

You're blade is fierce? i bet it doesn't even pierce.

Dude, you don't even talk.
all you do is stalk.
you trying to take my sound? really? you trying to mock?
Bro, just stop.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

UGH!!! YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!

YOU CAN'T EVEN RHYME!
YOU ARE JUST WASTING MY TIME!
THINKING YOU'RE THE MIGHTIEST, YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH A DIME!
YOU'RE UGLY, IT MAKES ME SICK ON HOW YOU THINK YOU'RE FINE!

I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T KNOW, ON HOW MUCH YOU BLOW.
IT BE BEST IF YOU JUST GO.
UGH YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. YOU STUPID H**.


message 13: by [deleted user] (last edited Aug 06, 2015 08:11PM) (new)

SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP!!!!

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE KID THAT PROBALLY LOOKS LIKE SID (https://fluwiki.wikispaces.com/file/v...)
WHATS THE MATTER? YOU STILL NEED A BIB?
KEYS? REALLY? THATS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH?
I WILL SLAM YOU ON THE GROUND, MAKE YOUR HOLE BODY STIFF.
KEYS. YOU'D BE BEST ON YOU'RE KNEES.
SO JUST LEAVE. IT REALLY WOULD BE BEST IF YOU FLEE.

I DON'T THINK, I KNOW.
ALRIGHT MOM, LET GIVE HIM A SHOW.
HERE WE GO.
Mrs.Voorhees: Remember to go fast, and not slow!
DON'T WORRY MOM. I GOT THIS UNDERCONTROL.

IM THE GOD OF RAP
AND IM ABOUT TO SNAP
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU'RE FACE? IT LOOKS LIKE A RAT.
KEEP IT UP AND I WILL BUST A CAP
THINKING YOU CAN BEAT ME? BEAT THAT!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

*turns out Jason x*
hahaha
Its the terminator here, the one that brings the fear.
trying to beat me? your not even near the top,
and i aint ever going to stop,
i'm a mop? is that the best you got?

yeah, i guess you can say im sweeping away the haters.
ill cut everyone up and save you for later.
dude do you have a breathing problem? you sound like darth vader.
my rhymes are so sick you just can't even cater.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

swag? *in the background* haha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Swag? really? how do you have swag when you're mask looks like a used rag?
aww don't be mad, im just glad i ain't going against a lame guy named brad.

Jagger? didn't you know i stabbed her?
i guess it really doesn't matter.
go home little kid, this was just a disaster.

I'm the king of crime,
ive killed people time after time.
thinking that you can rhyme, dude when you speak it's as sour as a lime.

I killed before you where alive.
and now it's your turn to die.
B*tch i have a machete and all you have is a puny knife.
Imma end this like a king, goodbye.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCC RAP RAP RAP BATTLES!!!!


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

ha. Jason always wins.


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

well you did go to crsytal lake. and people have to take a poll before do another. i think.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

idk


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

why have to make a poll. right jeff?


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

okey


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