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Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) what are some funny/cheezy/good pick up lines? (just for fun)


message 2: by Hylian Princess (last edited Jun 25, 2009 09:21AM) (new)

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) (to use on boys)
I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.


Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I'm not that generous.

Are you a stuntman?


You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?

Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?


You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.


Falling for you would be a very short trip.


message 4: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments haha those are good

ive only heard of guy pick-up lines sadly


message 5: by Sarahcorn (new)

Sarahcorn (the-meowing-unicorn) | 32 comments I know one!!!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


ⓘsⓐbεℓℓⓐ WOW! But I don't think I'll be useing pick up lines for well ever. Isn't guys the ones who do that?


message 7: by Sarahcorn (new)

Sarahcorn (the-meowing-unicorn) | 32 comments lol yeah...I'm probably gonna send these to my friend and try to freak him out. lolz


ⓘsⓐbεℓℓⓐ that would be something I would want to see


message 9: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments haha i should text my crush using 1 of those just 2 see wat he says... just not the "girl of my dreams" one haha


ⓘsⓐbεℓℓⓐ lol, try it and say JK in the end!


ⓘsⓐbεℓℓⓐ haha, bet it'll be funny


message 12: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments i sent him number 12 haha
he said "u 2 babe! jk kayla ur so weird lol"


ⓘsⓐbεℓℓⓐ Haha, nice!


message 14: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments HorrorChick wrote: "I got these of a website.

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. Are you from T..."


verry good!! haha love them! verry funny


message 15: by Dais (last edited Jul 28, 2009 06:36PM) (new)

Dais | 108 comments lmao i love them.

so funny lol i like 6 and 14



Vampire Dark the fiend | 9 comments h*** hath no furry like a woman scorned


message 17: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments yer love 6 haha and 14 is funny 2! haha




message 18: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments somebody used 6 on me once haha


message 19: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments aww cute!!!!!!!!!!!


message 20: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments not really they said it 4 another person haha
it went like this:
"hey kayla can nate borrow ur phone number? cuz he lost his." then nate freaked out haha


JustAnotherConverseLovinGurl | 157 comments Lol thats really funny.
The only time anyones used a pickup line on me is just when ther trying to be stupid and flirty and get my attention lol its really funny tho.


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

i luv 14 and 31 but bf not gf lolz


JustAnotherConverseLovinGurl | 157 comments lol inr those are funny


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

heres a few some are so funny

1.Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

2.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

3.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
4.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

5.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? no ok then Well please start.

6.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

7.Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

8.You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb

9.Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

10.Say, you remind me of a pop tart... why? You because you're hot!

11.I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

12.Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

13.I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

14.Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

15.You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way




JustAnotherConverseLovinGurl | 157 comments Hahahah i like 7, 9, 11, 12 and 15


message 26: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments hahahaha jordan those are good i should use some of the kiss ones on my boyfriend


message 27: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments haha they are all good! haha


JustAnotherConverseLovinGurl | 157 comments haha ima use em


message 29: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments yer haha :P


message 30: by Dais (new)

Dais | 108 comments i like 11 12 and 14 lol


message 31: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments yer i like 14 to ! haha


message 32: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments my faves are 3, 5, 6, 7 and 14 :P


message 33: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments haha ya 14 is a good one


message 34: by Kayla (new)

Kayla | 132 comments i told my friend 2 use number 17 from the first set on a guy and she said she literally laughed out loud haha


message 35: by Ace (new)

Ace (acecombat94) | 548 comments yer haha :P

haha funny!!! i wud have laughed 2!!!


message 36: by Ken (new)

Ken (kensamcampo) The only one I would use is Do you believe in love at first sight or is that a tree


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