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Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) these are strangely funny for some reason.

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) "If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

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Killer Queen (evilbutterflies) lol

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess)

Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess)
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Hylian Princess  (hylianprincess) The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Do yawl like Chuck Norris?

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Chelsea Fisher | 7 comments When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.

Global warming does not exist. Chuck Norris got cold and turned the Sun up.

(At WalMart, there's two posters full of Chuck Norris jokes- that's where I got these jokes from!)

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