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Nov 29, 2013 08:14PM
I'M IN CHARGE HERE! MWAHAHAHA! And because this topic belongs to a mod, all mods must listen. Same with all other mods.
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Hecate: NICO, I WILL BLAST YOU TO CINDERS!
Me: This is Hecate's topic, she's in charge.
Me: This is Hecate's topic, she's in charge.
Nico: Well, when you put it that way....
Me: Why do you always threaten people when you don't get what you want?
Hey Hecate remember when we spray painted Zeus's throne?
Hecate: *snicker* Oh yeah, that was HILARIOUS!
Me: I GOT THE HOUSE OF HADES! :)
Me: I GOT THE HOUSE OF HADES! :)
Me: Like, own it, or library house of hades?
Me: Calypso, I'm in charge here, and in this topic and in any other topic, you will NOT disgrace Rick Riordan's name! If you can't think of any compliments for him that you sincerely believe, then don't talk about him at all!
Hecate: I like Rick Riordan! He made me look mysterious and cool. That mood's coming up soon.
Hecate: I like Rick Riordan! He made me look mysterious and cool. That mood's coming up soon.
Me: Calypso, you are banned from this topic until you learn to not disgrace Rick Riordan! Jenny is allowed, by not Calypso!
Me: I'm actually kind of scared of this certain topic...
Me: Why are you scared?
Hecate: I AM NOT A CHILD OF NYX! My mother is Asteria and my father is Perses. NYX IS A LIAR! She's, like, my great grandmother.
Hecate: I AM NOT A CHILD OF NYX! My mother is Asteria and my father is Perses. NYX IS A LIAR! She's, like, my great grandmother.
Me: I'm scared.Nico: And there's no explanation for it?
Me: Nope.
Me: Why are you scared? It's Hecate, isn't it?
Hecate: WHAT? I AM NOT SCARY!
Hecate: WHAT? I AM NOT SCARY!
Me: Yay! Jenny and I are Goodreads BFFs!
Hecate: Hey, why don't I get a friend?
Me: Because you have borderline disorder, you're egotistical, violent, scary - must I go on?
Hecate: I get it!
Hecate: Hey, why don't I get a friend?
Me: Because you have borderline disorder, you're egotistical, violent, scary - must I go on?
Hecate: I get it!
Hecate: (locks herself in closet)
Hecate: (locks herself in Gashbeen's closet)
Me: MY CLOSET!
Me: MY CLOSET!
Nico: And why do you wonder what Hades smells like?Me: I BET IF YOU SMELL NICO, HE'D SMELL LIKE HADES.
Nico: No I don't!
Me: (smells Nico) He smells like death, dirt, and ectoplasm.
Hecate: -_-
Hecate: -_-
Hecate: I'll go look for Hades,
Hecate: Should I make Gashbeen smell like that?
Nico: Why are you smelling me?! And what do you mean by 'no matter how tempting that may sound'?Me: FANGIRL!
Nico: Still don't know what that means.
Me: Do I need to demonstrate again?
Me: Nico, a fangirl is someone who really really likes another person that is famous and will never know they exist.
Me: HECATE, GO AWAY! (runs away from Hecate) Hecate is trying to spray perfume on me! :(
Hecate: Should I make an exact copy of Nico that smells like peppermint and whatever else you said?
Hecate: Should I make an exact copy of Nico that smells like peppermint and whatever else you said?
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: *snicker* Oh yeah, that was HILARIOUS!
That was so funny.
That was so funny.
I'm willing to give you 50 percent, and put you on the top priority list for 6 months
Hecate: All right! 60% it is!
Hecate: Hermes and I were trying to decide how much percent off shipping will be for me if I keep a secret.
Me: Well, this topic is kind of public, soooooo.....HERMES, I WANT A DISCOUNT!!
Nico: What would you want from Hermes?
Me: Explosives.
Apollo: This is why I do not come to this thread.
Apollo: You want Travis for Christmas?
Me: And I want Jake Abel.
Me: And I want Jake Abel.
Hecate: Hey, why is Peter Pan on this topic?
Me: Because Jenny brought him here.
Hecate: ... I hate Peter Pan because he is a whiny brat that can't even keep himself alive.
Me: Because Jenny brought him here.
Hecate: ... I hate Peter Pan because he is a whiny brat that can't even keep himself alive.
Me: Peter pan like off of Once upon a time?
Me: Stop rubbing it in my face that I can't watch it.
Me: I can't watch it either because my parents don't like it when we watch those kind of TV shows.
Me: What do you mean by 'those' kind of tv shows??
Me: The kind of TV shows that have fighting and some romance (don't tell me there isn't any romance in there).
Me: ...Wow. There is a little bit of romance and some fighting. But, really? There's this thing called freedom of watching whatever you want on television.Nico: Yeah, that's not a thing.
Me: It is now. I asked my parents if I could watch South Park, and they were just like, yeah whatever. SOUTH PARK!!
I was joking!
....Sort of.
Me: Not with Arab parents. If an Arab girl is caught with a boyfriend, the Arab parents will either send her to another country to learn a lesson, beat her, or beat her and then send her to another country (one with relatives, of course). NOT EXAGGERATING.
Me: I know. That's why I will NEVER date. If your mom catches you cutting class (if you're an Arab) and you're with a BOYFRIEND, then you better get ready to run, because your life will be at stake!
Me: ....I think that's in every religion. Or at least at my house.
