Avengers

[mels, This isn't a friendship, it's a spaceship]

Thoughts?

[johanna]

CAP. <3

[johanna]

[Eve]

Tony Stark: Hi! You've reached Tony Stark's life model answering machine. Please leave a message at the tone.
Agent Coulson: [as he walks out of the elevator] Good evening Stark.
Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Security breach! Your fault.
Pepper Potts: Phil! It's great to see you!
Tony Stark: Wait, why'd you call him Phil? I thought his first name is Agent.

Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have care of how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asguard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Captain America: Stark we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark/Iron Man: I have a plan. Attack!

Captain America: Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
Police Sergeant: Why should I take orders from you?
Captain America: [kills a bunch of enemies]
Police Sergeant: [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!

Captain America: Hulk..... Smash!

[mels, This isn't a friendship, it's a spaceship]

XD

[Anna]

Way to go, Eve. Many of the best lines. Couldn't help chuckling at them. ehehehehe ;)