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message 1: by LaLaLa Laura (last edited Nov 27, 2013 10:00PM) (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
“Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.” ~Author Unknown

Okay everyone, it’s time for some Comedy Hour. Somedays when I see that I or the people around me are feeling down, I like to crack a joke, no matter how "bad" that joke is, just to lighten the mood. Sometimes my comrades end up laughing AT me rather than WITH me, but that's okay, because we are laughing, and the mood does in fact become brighter.

So please, brighten your day, or someone else's day on here, by telling us your best, or not so best, joke.

Corny, clever or catastrophic..all jokes are accepted here. (just keep it clean of course).


message 2: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
I'll go first!

Okay here's one for Thanksgiving!

What's the friendliest vegetable on Earth?

Give up?

The sweet potato!

Ba Dum Tsss….


message 3: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
how do you make gold soup?

throw in 14 carrots! ^_^


message 4: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint :)


message 5: by A.l. (new)

A.l. Jacobson | 8 comments LaLaLa Laura wrote: "What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint :)"


HA! Caught me off guard. That was funny :)


message 6: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
haha. thank you, A.L! I take a bow...


message 7: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!

BA dum tsss


message 8: by Julia (last edited Dec 02, 2013 05:59PM) (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) My main laughs (and thoughts) come from Calvin and Hobbes :-)




message 9: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Julia wrote: "My main laughs (and thoughts) come from Calvin and Hobbes :-)

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oh I like that one! they are so cute.


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Love Calvin and Hobbes :)

Hitbycar


message 11: by Julia (last edited Dec 04, 2013 12:21AM) (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) LOL, so right, Jen and Laura. Here's another--I really like when Calvin "waxes philosophical". No wonder those two are named for two philosophers!




message 13: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) Good one, Jen--can't imagine what it would have been like in those suits of armor!




 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Julia wrote: "Good one, Jen--can't imagine what it would have been like in those suits of armor!

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Love Sir Guinea!


message 15: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
ohhh I have had a nice laugh seeing these :)


message 16: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) I think Sir Guinea would fit right in with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Screenplay crowd :-) He and the rabbit could handle ALL of them lol.




 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Too funny! The video game I play pays homage to the killer bunny, if you win you get the chance to have him as a pet. :)


message 18: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) LOL, my 45 year old son has the Black Knight doll with the removable arms and legs :-) "Not quite dead yet!"




message 19: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Julia wrote: "LOL, my 45 year old son has the Black Knight doll with the removable arms and legs :-) "Not quite dead yet!"

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Oh my gosh. too funny!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Its merely a flesh wound!


message 21: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
bahaahaaaa! i love the paint joke too ! please to enjoy :)


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments of131204

Love this one!


message 23: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Jen ƸӜƷ wrote: "



Love this one!"


oh no ! He's naked!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments LOL, No he's invisible! (Borrowing from movie, Mystery Men)


message 25: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
oh wow. my mind! haha! what was I thinking?

thank you for explaining it though :s


message 26: by Julia (last edited Dec 05, 2013 11:31AM) (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) Ah, I'll have to rent that DVD again! The cast was amazing--love Janeane Garofalo as the Bowler and here is Hank Azaria as The Blue Raja :-)




 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments He's his own Wolverine!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments May be a bit corny...

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message 29: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Jen ƸӜƷ wrote: "May be a bit corny...



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haha. that is cute! a bit 'corny' I love a good pun! they're so punny!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments LaLaLa Laura wrote: "Jen ƸӜƷ wrote: "May be a bit corny...



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haha. that is cute! a bit 'corny' I love a good pun! they're so punny!"


Me too!


message 32: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer)


message 34: by Melanti (new)

Melanti Has everyone seen this comic? It's an older one...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--kH3EvO0Eh0...

Which originally comes from this blog that does lots of book-related comics:
http://www.grantsnider.com/?p=24


message 35: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) Love it, Jen! This one had me REALLY "lol-ing":

14. Finding a typo in a book is the equivalent of hearing nails screech across a blackboard.


message 36: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer)


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Julia wrote: "Love it, Jen! This one had me REALLY "lol-ing":

14. Finding a typo in a book is the equivalent of hearing nails screech across a blackboard."


Ah so true, or for me, the sound of a dentist's drill.


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Julia wrote: ""

Love this one!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Another snowman themed comic:

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message 40: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) Ah, what if Charlie Brown and Calvin grew up to be buddies??!!




message 42: by Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ (last edited Dec 11, 2013 09:30AM) (new)

 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Friends, snowmen, countrymen...

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message 43: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) 'Tis the season:




message 44: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Jen ƸӜƷ wrote: "Friends, snowmen, countrymen...



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haha!!! ask not what your snowman can do for you...


message 45: by LaLaLa Laura (new)

LaLaLa Laura  (laurabhoffman) | 4443 comments Mod
Julia wrote: "'Tis the season:

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quite literally!


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments Another plowing...

of131211


message 47: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer)


 Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Jenn Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Schu (jennschu) | 7041 comments ^Awesome!


message 50: by Julia (new)

Julia (juliastrimer) ROFL, great one, Jen :-)


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