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Nov 18, 2013 07:50AM
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At least with cuneiform written on clay tablets you could bake them between users and keep them clean
Doesn't leave much to the imagination about what the person who borrowed 50 shades got up to while reading...
Just?????Mind you, some of the places my kindle has been, I should probably boil it...
It's probably just rubbed off the banknotes rich people use as bookmarks...
I found an original photo of the late Queen Mother being used as a bookmark in a book I bought in a second hand shop!Re germs: When bird flu was doing the rounds a few years ago all the books and magazines were removed from surgeries and waiting rooms as they were considered to be a contamination risk.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I use rashers."That explains why you want to boil your kindle...
You wouldn't want to see some of the books we throw out for recycling in the library :~/
It's all them women doing dirts all the time.
He shoulda done money and not library books
Will wrote: "Or public telephones."Thought that said 'pubic telephones' - presumably a technology developed to stop the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases.
We actually have telephone sanitisers who come round the office from time to time to clean our telephones and keyboards. I have to leave the building as after 3.5 years everyone's fed up with me quoting Douglas Adams...
Andrew wrote: "We actually have telephone sanitisers who come round the office from time to time to clean our telephones and keyboards. I have to leave the building as after 3.5 years everyone's fed up with me qu..."I lived on top of banks in the City (parents were housekeepers), many years ago back in the '60s & '70s, and we used to have a company called Phonotaz come round regularly to clean phones. They were the old dial type back then.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "What's the quote?"It is to repeat or copy out words from a text or speech written or spoken by another person.
HTH
David you are a pratt. :D
Patti (baconater) wrote: "David you are a pratt. :D"Well spotted.
Have a cookie.
Proof positive David belongs to the Dark Side.Only they have cookies.
Will wrote: "Proof positive David belongs to the Dark Side.Only they have cookies."
It wouldn't be the darkside if we could remember where we put the torch.
Gingerlily - Dark and Mysterious Stranger wrote: "http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/a..."Ah, there it is! Thanks.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Darkside:
http://atangledrope.blogspot.co.uk/20...
Will wrote: "Bet the batteries don't last"There is now a version with a mains lead
A really long one, I hope.The dark side is rather spacious.
Just get standard commercial extension cable
The Empire should see about getting a few more sockets put in.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "How practical you are."of course, no point getting all poetic about it :-)
Sorry to disappoint you Peanut. :D
Didn't we have a porn thread somewhere?
You could start a new one, keep it classy and call it the Kamasutra thread!
Patti (baconater) wrote: "What's the quote?"Arthur Dent: A telephone sanitiser? A dead telephone sanitiser?
Ford Prefect: Best kind.
Arthur Dent: What's he doing here?
Ford Prefect: Not a lot.
I love the way the threads just meander:)
You know what're cool?Ox bow lakes.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "You know what're cool?Ox bow lakes."
Ah, ox bow lakes, one of the few things I remember from geography at school - that and terminal moraines.
Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "I like a mice neander"Just how many mice have you neanded in you time?
