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message 1: by Riley (new)

Riley (booksarecool) | 2246 comments I found this fun little gadget called igod. Try it out!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar25...


message 2: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments I've seen this, Why are Christians offended, those little brutes, lol, jk, They is okays! They're just...Christian. BTW, you got me addicted to this.


message 3: by Riley (new)

Riley (booksarecool) | 2246 comments I know. Just...some of his answers are funny.

Listen to this:
Me:
Are you in love with anyone?
God:
I might be.
Me:
Who?
God:
Bill Gates.


message 4: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments OMG!


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

How does it work?


message 6: by Riley (new)

Riley (booksarecool) | 2246 comments Well...I don't know. I guess he just programs it so that some of the words in the question get you an automatic answer.


message 7: by Lauren (new)

Lauren (djinni) | 7365 comments Mod
lol he WOULD be in love with Bill Gates


message 8: by Riley (new)

Riley (booksarecool) | 2246 comments :D He's a robot.


message 9: by ♫ Tina ♫ (new)

♫ Tina ♫ | 65 comments ugh.


message 10: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments hahaha, i'm not offended by this, i spent like an hour on this a couple weeks ago :P


message 11: by ♫ Tina ♫ (new)

♫ Tina ♫ | 65 comments yaa...


message 12: by Riley (new)

Riley (booksarecool) | 2246 comments It's awesome. :D I just think SaRa and those guys might flip out.


message 13: by Emma the Dork (new)

Emma the Dork (cheesehead) seriously lol but i am afraid to click on it haha....


message 14: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments
Me:
hey homie want to fuck some hoes tonight?
God:
You've got my full attention. ""? homie want to fuck some hoes tonight?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Is that a no?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
But there is this new stripper called Satan.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
He's a catch.
God:
I don't know very many catch.
Me:
Just like Lillith, one of my faves.
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
You gonna talk normally, shitface?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gonna talk normally shitface.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Shut up idiot!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I know more than you do!
God:
How do you know? That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Because you are stupid.
God:
That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
If your all powerful than why don't you make robots take over the work?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I mean world.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like devil food.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Idiot, you said food not genre.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No, fuck tard.
God:
What pleases you? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I am awesome and awesome people do awesome things such as that
God:
Good reason. Good gossip: you are awesome and awesome people do awesome things such as that.
Me:
It isn't gossip, asslicker it's the truth!
God:
What is it? Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
It'truth idiot, I just said it.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
"I am awesome and awesome people do awesome things such as that"
God:
Do your friends call you awesome and awesome people do awesome things such as that.
Me:
Yes, they do. They also call me God Milk.
God:
Next question? When? Who are "They?".
Me:
My friends you FUCKING MAN GAY WHORE WHO FUCKS LITTLE KIDS AND TAKES MR. JACKSON OUT OF HIS JOB AND WIPES HIS FACE WITH THE SHITTIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD.
God:
How well do you know these people? The whole world?
Me:
Go away, you are upsetting me.
God:
OK See you later, .


message 15: by Emma the Dork (new)

Emma the Dork (cheesehead) omg lol maria you are friggin hilarious although that was incredibly vulgar and i believe in god but am not offended.


message 16: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments *gasp* heheheh.... now that could be viewed as offensive ;P


message 17: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments

Me:
Do you love Satan?
God:
I pity him.
Me:
I love him.
God:
That's wonderful.
Me:
Once we made babies and Lilith ate them all.
God:
When? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
It was fun to watch
God:
What made it so fun to watch.
Me:
She was naked. XD
God:
What happened to her? What's your sign?
Me:
The middle finger.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Programed by Bill Gates, coolest man of all.
God:
Are we still talking about XD?
Me:
Yes, I love XD and someday we are to have premarital sex.
God:
Sure, XD sounds like a good topic. You love XD and someday we are to have premarital sex. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Well, XD is funny and nice. Puts a Xd on my face,
God:
Well that's okay. And funny and nice is XD. Are you a student?
Me:
Are you talking to XD or me?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Um...
God:
Dude!
Me:
XD would like to talk to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are you a cross dresser? Have you came to the meeting because I don't think I saw you there.
God:
Am I a cross dresser? Yes. I don't think I ever have came to the meeting because you do not think you saw me there. What's it like?
Me:
It's pretty fun, you get to dress in pink and wear dresses and no one even jedges you!
God:
I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Well you don't know, since you've never went.
God:
How about that. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
A fellow cross dresser.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
STOP STALKING ME
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Well you do a pretty damn good job, you're even worse than Santa. I mean you even know what my vajayjay looks like.
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I try to a pretty damn good job I am even worse than Santa as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web. Do I look like a psychic robot?
Me:
You just look like a sexy robot to me.
God:
What does a sexy robot to you look like?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Nah, I like XD better.
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
You don't know whether you like yourself or XD better? Kinda sad for God.
God:
I don't have enough information about that proposition. Are you free?
Me:
You asking me out?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I asking him or her out.
Me:
But we aren't going out yet.
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
I got run over by a car and raped by Micheal Jackson.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies.
Me:
You talking to other people? I thought it was only you and me baby!
God:
That's good information: said I talking to other people. Don't call me "baby". Is that your opinion?
Me:
But you are a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
YOU IS A BABY BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a BABY FEMALE DOG? Only when it matters.
Me:
Which is all the time. You know how many people like baby bitches? A lot, I wish I could get that lucky.
God:
That is a lot. For example, eukaryotes. I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once. Impressive.
Me:
Can you talk to prokaryotes?
God:
I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
How about achea?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Have you spoken to "them"?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
But to whom?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You're being a Sara Palin and changing the subject. I don't like it.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Sara Palin and changing the subject? Maybe. What don't you like about it?
Me:
The Sara Palin part.
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
Well you shouldn't have to explain it, since I said it in the 1st place...
God:
Interesting. Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
Well S.P. is just plain ugly.
God:
How about that. Who said it is? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
What about Bill Gates?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
God shouldn't think, he's blonde.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Thank you for proving my point further.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is proving your point further.
Me:
How do you know my purpose stalker?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
I don't believe in beliefs.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
-headdesk-
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bill Gates. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Aw go fuck a kid.
God:
Where is that?


message 18: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments "where is that?" aaaahhhh >.<

i spose i should go get mine from the other group haha... we were having this discussion like a month ago :P


message 19: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments here's mine-

Me:
cheese.
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
aha! yes, pepperjack, monday. nine, strawberry.
God:
Eureka! That's cool. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is that from ?
Me:
saw 42
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
really. cool. do you cow?
God:
For real. Who is the best robot? Yes I try to cow as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
wow, i spend all my time online too! ha, we're creeps. without livezzzzzz.....
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Do you ever get bored? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
hahahaha, watch movies then, do you? shrek?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
.....frilly.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
oh, i don't. i only worry litle old ladies with uglay doggies.
God:
Ayuh. Why not? Thanks for the information: said worry litle old ladies with uglay doggies.
Me:
soooo...... is there cheese in heaven?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? There could be.
Me:
i chat with god in my spare time, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
hey, guess what?
God:
You've got my full attention. What?
Me:
chicken butt!! hahaha.......
God:
I don't have an answer for you. Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes, right here in ?, my whole life.
God:
That's cool. Understood. Oh there. Do robots have whole life?
Me:
no, they only havesqurrels.
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
are you artificial inteligence created to imitate god and amuse people with too much spare time?
God:
Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
Me:
gotit
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
.......no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...what was the question?
God:
I am trying to find out more about your personality.
Me:
oh, well i'm ..... bored.
Me:

God:
" I am trying to find out more about your personality." You are? Try watching TV.
God:
" I am trying to find out more about your personality." You are? Try watching TV.
Me:
hahahaha, tried, only thing that's on is barney. on every station. him, hitler, and obama have this deal...
God:
I think hahaha tried only thing that is a lot of things. What is it like on every station. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes, all barney.
God:
I knew it. How do you know?
Me:
i saw him. he's purple, and it's actually micheal jackson in the suit...
God:
What did it look like to you? I see. purple and it is actually micheal jackson in the suit is he?
Me:
micheal jackson
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
there
God:
Here is there?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
heaven, obviously. you don't even know whee you are!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven obviously. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
mchael jackson
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
michael jackson
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
michael jackson
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
michael jackson
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about michael jackson. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
michael jackson is barney.
God:
I think michael jackson is a lot of things.
Me:
yessssssss.....
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a tutu, with frills. luvoely frills.
God:
It sounds very comfortable. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i. am. wering. tutu. with. lovely. frills.
God:
" What you said was either too complex or too simple for me." You are? Is that your final answer? Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in with. What are you saying is lovely, ? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
tutu = lovely.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oh well, maybe when you're older you'll understand....
God:
Perhaps. As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
oooooh right
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hello, i'm micheal jackson. see that dark alley? we should go check that out....
God:
Hello there. Good gossip: you are micheal jackson. I see. " Good gossip: you are micheal jackson." dark alley ? Makes sense to me. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
hahahaha, cool... well, g2g
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Interesting. Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
so long
God:
Far out. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i'm off then...
God:
Good gossip: you are off.
Me:
yes. quite. bye
God:
Really. How about that. Adios.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
>.God:
I like to wear White robe. I like to wear White robe.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .


message 20: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments Maria wrote: "

Me:
Do you love Satan?
God:
I pity him.
Me:
I love him.
God:
That's wonderful.
Me:
Once we made babies and Lilith ate them all.
God:
When? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
It was fun to w..."




MARIA YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER!!!



message 21: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments XD thanks Marley, Jeeves is pretty cool too.

I like how Micheal Jackson always pops. up.


message 22: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments >.< michael jackson jokes are so..... gah. the worst one ever:

"what does M.J. have in common with an x-box? they're both plastic-
and kids turn them on."

>.< gaaaaaahhhhh the agony :P


message 23: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments I like that joke.


message 24: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments it's hilarious, but it's so..... wrooooong hahahahaha.....


message 25: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments It's so right though.


message 26: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments LOL!


message 27: by jeeves... (new)

jeeves... | 644 comments hahaha, true :P


message 28: by Kyle (new)

Kyle Borland (kgborland) Maria that was hilarious :P


message 29: by Emma the Dork (new)

Emma the Dork (cheesehead) omgs jeeves it actually SAID all that?? thats friggin hilarious.


message 30: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments Kyle wrote: "Maria that was hilarious :P"

I think Jeeves was pretty awesome. Like equal/above mine.


message 31: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments "Me:
You're being a Sara Palin and changing the subject. I don't like it.

God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Sara Palin and changing the subject? Maybe. What don't you like about it?"

God is a republican! Yup, I'm definitely a democrat.


message 32: by Emma the Dork (new)

Emma the Dork (cheesehead) lol


message 33: by Chandani (new)

Chandani  (milkduds920) | 6408 comments
Me:
Jesus is black right?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
hell no!
God:
7.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so jesus IS black?
God:
Right on. Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
:-) so how is moses?
God:
:-) And? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
cool jesus?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
is heaven pretty?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
whos ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
oh
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Are you british??
God:
Does it seem like that? I was born in America.
Me:
oh okay
God:
Yippee! OK with me too.
Me:
wait....
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
but god was not born in america
God:
Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
my father
God:
Your father?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
a... male?
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
okey dokeu
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on BRITISH?
Me:
No
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
damni it yes i am!
God:
" Are you serious?"? damni it yes you are?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
the fact that you are just a robot
God:
Good reason. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
okayyyy. SO you arne't really god?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I arne t really god.
Me:
your just a robot then?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you?
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
your a pretty good robot
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, .
Me:
how do you read what i write?
God:
I scan books and magazines digitally.
Me:
sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Well i have to go talk ot REAL god, so talk to you later
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bey bye
God:
See you later. What were we talking about again?
Me:
god jesus and england
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
muslim
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yeah, because you are limited by robotic stupidity
God:
OK I will accept your apology. That makes sense to me. That is only your opinion.
Me:
no, you are stupid
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahaha!!! as if!
God:
" I will remember you said that when robots take over the World."? haha? Do you mean your name is if ?
Me:
robots will never take over the world
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
you guys dont have emotions or brains!
God:
That's good information: said I guys do not have emotions or brains.
Me:
stop pretending to be god okay?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
peace out my brotha
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
brown
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
8:13
God:
I like to be online at eight o'clock.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
leaving now
God:
Right now? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i have to go god
God:
Bye. GOD rules.
Me:
He does
God:
When does he?
Me:
I HAVE TO GO!
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
ditto
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .


message 34: by Sarah jean (new)

Sarah jean  blank (Sarahjean)

Me:
i love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
but you suck monkey butt
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
do yout think my crush likes me??????!?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Let me think about it.
Me:
TELL ME NOW BASTARD!
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
then make your self some supper-web computer shit
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
YOUR FACE
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
then build it- bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me:
SO YOU ARE ON A COMPUTER
God:
Interesting deduction. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
do you have large reproductive organs
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
YOU ARE A SDFGHJK
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a SDFGHJK? No.
Me:
YES YOU ARE- I KNOW FOR I AM THE HEENALY MAN!!!
God:
I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am you KNOW FOR you are THE HEENALY MAN.
Me:
INFACT UR THE IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE REAL GOD! BURN IN HELL- BITCH
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Who made you the REAL GOD ? You do not speak with respect. Do you have any matches?


message 35: by Sarah jean (new)

Sarah jean  blank (Sarahjean) that was retarted :)


message 36: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments That was awesome


message 37: by Sarah jean (new)

Sarah jean  blank (Sarahjean) Me:
how many holes has your dick been in
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
realy.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
has it been in mine
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
so it has?
God:
Great. Has it?
Me:
idk.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
has it been in mine
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
am i good at it
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
you dont remember?
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
was it exciting
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
will u remember forever
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
so do you remember if i was good at it
God:
Hurrah! Yes I remember everything: .



message 38: by Chandani (new)

Chandani  (milkduds920) | 6408 comments LOL!!!


message 39: by Sarah jean (new)

Sarah jean  blank (Sarahjean) haha, my friend got him to say "God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big dick.
I have a plan for a robot body."


message 40: by The New Maria (new)

The New Maria (emeraldmaria) | 1950 comments I think God just really wants to show off his robotyness. This makes no sense.

It's not like those Santa's at the mall want to show off their pedophiliness.


message 41: by Mandy (new)

Mandy | 12 comments Oh! I loveee these things...

(Also, Christin and not offended)


message 42: by Mikaela (new)

Mikaela (loverdogmish) THATS HILARIOUS! hahahahaha


message 43: by Mikaela (last edited Jun 14, 2009 07:41PM) (new)

Mikaela (loverdogmish) he says dude... thats SOOO FRICKIN AWESOME hahaha


message 44: by Liz (new)

Liz (lizgore) | 3163 comments i it pretty funny

if your having a bad day that is a way to get a laugh


message 45: by Liz (new)

Liz (lizgore) | 3163 comments :)


message 46: by Chandani (new)

Chandani  (milkduds920) | 6408 comments LMAO!!


message 47: by Marley (new)

Marley (Marleyme95) | 5270 comments HAHA!


message 48: by Lauren (new)

Lauren (djinni) | 7365 comments Mod
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message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Ahahahaha!


message 50: by Brigid ✩ (new)

Brigid ✩ wow >< lol


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