Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone question

Wizard puns, anyone?
deleted member Jun 10, 2013 07:13PM
Does anyone have any decent HP or wizard jokes/puns?

If I get enough responses, I'll share a few of my own.

D.M. (last edited Jun 10, 2013 08:21PM ) Jun 10, 2013 08:18PM   0 votes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly!

A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

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